Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

[Neuromancer]

I am fond of your pose, but no.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

No thanks, I can't trust a man with sunglasses for eyes

 

[Barbas]

Yes, he could teach me so much about the ways of the taco.[footnote]Wipe that grin off your face![/footnote]

 

[Fijiman]

I have enough problems with cats shedding all over the place, I don't need a dog adding onto that.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Only if you put out.

 

[Barbas]

*Considers*...Yeah, alrighty. You seem enthusiastic.

 

[Wackymon]

Well, statues seem so... Odd, to have as a date. I'll get weird looks, and [small]I'd rather not[/small].

 

[EilaliE]

For sure. He would keep people far away, and that would be wonderful.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

He plays dirty, I like that. ;3

 

[Wackymon]

...
I'm doubtful.

 

[Barbas]

What the hell are you???

 

[EilaliE]

... Gandalf? Bilbo Baggins? All of them?
Would I be a part of some polyandry-thing[small][footnote]One Ring to rule them all.[/footnote][/small] going on, or would I be considered as a player?

I'll pass, for now.

 

[EilaliE]

Guts is still fine. Bonfires in libraries are not accepted, how about using teleportation methods instead?

 

[Drummodino]

Sure, she's cute and glasses are sexy

 

[Porygon-2000]

The eyes say no, but the gnashing teeth say yes...

 

[Barbas]

Only if he promises to stop smiling.

 

[Barbas]

Uh...OK, I suppose so. I mean, why not?

 

[Fijiman]

No.

 

[Lizmichi]

Ummmm no, I can't even see your face. Unless that is your face. Is it? What an odd face to have.

 

[Barbas]

Well, she looks like she's sleuthing quite hard at the moment. Carry on! *Unfolds chair* I have a novel.