Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

[Barbas]

Only with several pints in me and a seriously wahoonied sense of judgement.

 

[Neuromancer]

I have not the energy to meaninglessly run around chasing dogs.

 

[Barbas]

Let me answer that question with this alluring mating dance...

 

[Neuromancer]

I have not the time to meaninglessly run around being chased by potential zoophiles.

 

[Barbas]

I have to kick Snowy up the arse. Perhaps another day.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I actually have a blue jumper and orange/brown trousers like ol' Tintin! It would be nice to take him out and see where he gets his coats from!

 

[Barbas]

A man in uniform with a snappy 'tache?

Where's the line?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

For Tintin, yes

 

[Neuromancer]

If you stop looking around like you got paranoia, perhaps.

 

[Roofstone]

You don't really look like you'd be fun.. Uh.. Well, I guess we could try? Let us go for pizza!

 

[Neuromancer]

My my, a pandaren is a rare speciment. Certainly.

 

[Barbas]

Maybe, if he'll smile or throw a complement or two my way. Still, I do love a cold bastard!

 

[Fijiman]

Sherlock Holmes is way cooler than you.

 

[Fijiman]

Maybe, but it will cost you.

 

[Neuromancer]

The cost will always be too large for you.

 

[Fijiman]

Same to you.

 

[Neuromancer]

How could I ever date a man with such a high fee?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I'll know that you'll never truly love me, because of your dead wife so no

 

[Fijiman]

You smell of funny.

 

[Dalek Caan]

You have a Torgue badge.

I THINK TORGUE IS F***ING BADASS, I LIKE YOU.