Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

[xmbts]

Aww, you're melting on me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Aww, you're melting on me.

*flows into a drain*

Help!

 

[xmbts]

*Catches him in a bottle and puts it in back pocket*

What am I going to do with you?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Drink me?

 

[xmbts]

Why would I do that? I'll just hang onto you I guess...

 

[TheDoctor455]

You don't have a digestive system, right?
So I'd end up staying with you permanently.

And... its only a matter of time before that jackass Murdock asks you to hand me over to him as a drink.

 

[xmbts]

He won't drink it if it isn't booze.

 

[TheDoctor455]

True... but to stall his inevitable liver-poisoning, you'll have to water his booze down...

 

[xmbts]

Not if he doesn't want it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Not if he doesn't want it.

True. But liver poisoning will eventually kill him, so... doesn't that conflict with your programming?

 

[xmbts]

I can always harvest a new one.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*evaporates, re-spawns on a Cylon resurrection ship, and eventually works way back to xmbts*

Well, I'm back... sorry if I weirded you out for a bit there.

 

[TKretts3]

No, I prefer to not get eaten... Or have my cheeks cut.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No. I have enough trouble with the delusions I already have, I don't need to add you to the list.

 

[Skorpyo]

Sorry bro, but I'm straight.

Still, wanna hit the pub for a pint?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't drink.

 

[xmbts]

Same here.

 

[LupusDei]

I do, I'll take that offer.


If your buying.