Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

[mParadox]

*looks into wallet* Why do I even bother? I don't drink.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Actually, I think you just paid for furry services.

 

[mParadox]

Really? That was unexpected.

*takes out knives* I'm going hunting. Wanna come?

 

[TheDoctor455]

No thanks... I have to work on that "Cylon Detector".

 

[mParadox]

Need any help?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... sure, you can be my first test subject.

Just sit in that chair over there.

Strap yourself in.

All right...

Now hold still while I take this blood sample.

Now sing the fleet's anthem.

 

[xmbts]

*Shuffles awkwardly*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No, thanks.

 

[TheDoctor455]

TOO LATE!

Well... that's odd...

mParadox... you seem to be one of the final five... while xmbts and Xpwn are both human...

 

[Fawcks]

Sophisticated, but he reminds me of that guy from Kane and Lynch, so no thank you.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sophisticated, but he reminds me of that guy from Kane and Lynch, so no thank you.

Actually, its Gaeus Baltar from Battlestar Galactica.

But... no... I'm not into furries.

 

[Skorpyo]

Furry services? Is that what you said 10 posts back?

When's the last time you saw a scorpion with FUR!? BAH! *Leaves in disgust and minor anguish*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Whatever... one less stinging I need to worry about.

 

[mParadox]

That worked fine Doc. and I see you have MSN now. :3

 

[Sacman]

I dunno... it's a rather seductive demon with no set gender...<.<

 

[mParadox]

It's male. In this incarnation, it's male.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Can I see proof of your claims of being "one hell of an Escapist"?

 

[mParadox]

Can I see proof of you being a timelord?

 

[TheDoctor455]

You've already seen proof. I've only regenerated like 4 times in the past few months.

(hint: my avatar changes)

 

[mParadox]

Oh alright. My turn.

How many Escapists you know actually take the time to know someone? It's a bother. But it gets no where unless you know something about the user.