Or it is just a game not for me like I had thought to begin with. You see, it had never looked like a game I would like to play and so I generally avoid those types of games and don't play them, much less buy them and give them my money.
But I had some people seriously harass me about this and told me I just had to play it. Even though they've heard me tell them a thousand times I had macho main characters, first person shooting, grimdark, and the like. But they kept calling me all sorts of nasty names and saying the roleplaying is so wonderful and if I love care about gameplay in video games at all you will play it and think it is the greatest thing ever. And if you don't play it you should be embarrassed to call yourself a gamer and the like.
So I eventually got fed of and decided to give it a try so I could at least review it. And I wish I could get all the time I wasted playing it back. I feel embarrassed for making myself play it. It's just like it looks on the cover, it stars some annoying macho dude who I cannot relate to in the slightest and just want to see die he and his machoness get on my nerves so much. I swear I just want to shave his stupid facial hair off. Modify all the psuedo-muscles off of him, remove those stupid shades, and pump him full of estrogen so he doesn't make me want to kill him all of the time. Because he seriously gets on my nerves. And this wouldn't fix things, but it would be better. I mean, I just hate Adam.
So then maybe I can ignore that for a second in gameplay somehow by talking to interesting people? Nope. Of course, being in first person perspective means I don't have to stare at macho Adam all of the time. The only thing worse than having to stare at a macho guy all day. Is first person perspective. I never enjoyed first person perspective, it's obnoxious to me and makes all games nigh unplayable. And I'm becoming tired of how common it is.
But hey, maybe I can talk to some interesting people? Like I said. But no, the only person I have come across somewhat fun to talk to is that lady who flies the helicopter who I've forgotten the name of. Talking to her has literally the most fun thing I've encountered in this entirely loatheful experience so far.
Furthermore, the first person shooting is even bad, it's horrible. I mean, you can get shot over a dozen times, and live through it. But if you jump over a dozen feet, you die. It's obnoxious even for a first person mechanic. And nothing is more obnoxious than first person gameplay.
And what of the roleplaying? Having 3 choices every few conversations between cutscenes in a boring grimdark world isn't exactly my idea of fun roleplaying.
Does this game get better? Because I feel like I can't take another minute of this unless you paid me. Maybe it's just not for me. Of course I stated that to begin with and nobody accepted that. I think people need to realize some people have different tastes instead of ignoring them and recommending things you'll hate. People should not accept no for an answer just because they hate other people's taste. Because I would have had more fun watching the Room.
But I had some people seriously harass me about this and told me I just had to play it. Even though they've heard me tell them a thousand times I had macho main characters, first person shooting, grimdark, and the like. But they kept calling me all sorts of nasty names and saying the roleplaying is so wonderful and if I love care about gameplay in video games at all you will play it and think it is the greatest thing ever. And if you don't play it you should be embarrassed to call yourself a gamer and the like.
So I eventually got fed of and decided to give it a try so I could at least review it. And I wish I could get all the time I wasted playing it back. I feel embarrassed for making myself play it. It's just like it looks on the cover, it stars some annoying macho dude who I cannot relate to in the slightest and just want to see die he and his machoness get on my nerves so much. I swear I just want to shave his stupid facial hair off. Modify all the psuedo-muscles off of him, remove those stupid shades, and pump him full of estrogen so he doesn't make me want to kill him all of the time. Because he seriously gets on my nerves. And this wouldn't fix things, but it would be better. I mean, I just hate Adam.
So then maybe I can ignore that for a second in gameplay somehow by talking to interesting people? Nope. Of course, being in first person perspective means I don't have to stare at macho Adam all of the time. The only thing worse than having to stare at a macho guy all day. Is first person perspective. I never enjoyed first person perspective, it's obnoxious to me and makes all games nigh unplayable. And I'm becoming tired of how common it is.
But hey, maybe I can talk to some interesting people? Like I said. But no, the only person I have come across somewhat fun to talk to is that lady who flies the helicopter who I've forgotten the name of. Talking to her has literally the most fun thing I've encountered in this entirely loatheful experience so far.
Furthermore, the first person shooting is even bad, it's horrible. I mean, you can get shot over a dozen times, and live through it. But if you jump over a dozen feet, you die. It's obnoxious even for a first person mechanic. And nothing is more obnoxious than first person gameplay.
And what of the roleplaying? Having 3 choices every few conversations between cutscenes in a boring grimdark world isn't exactly my idea of fun roleplaying.
Does this game get better? Because I feel like I can't take another minute of this unless you paid me. Maybe it's just not for me. Of course I stated that to begin with and nobody accepted that. I think people need to realize some people have different tastes instead of ignoring them and recommending things you'll hate. People should not accept no for an answer just because they hate other people's taste. Because I would have had more fun watching the Room.