Does EVERYBODY on the Escapist Have a Fast Metabolism?

[Tinneh]

Think about it, whenever a thread pops up concerning food/weight, etc., 80% of the posters will mention having a fast metabolism.

I personally don't really know about my metabolism, my diet is mainly Cheerios, milk, and diet Pepsi.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd say I have a pretty high metabolism considering that while I do exercise, my diet is...well pretty bad since it mostly consists of carbs and fat, yet I am still lean.


I do love my high metabolism though

 

[Marter]

It usually seems to be one extreme or the other on here.

I have a high metabolism, and am really glad for it. ^_^

 

[sunburst]

My metabolism isn't particularly fast. I have to work at staying fit. It's a good thing I actually enjoy healthy food and exercise.

 

[Quaxar]

I never claimed to have a fast metabolism. I just eat constantly without moving much and still continue stay underweight, that's clearly magic!

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Im pretty sure I have a fast metabolism because with my amount of exercise and what I eat I would expect to be about 50 pounds heavier

 

[Tinneh]

Nope, I have a horrendous metabolism. I have to swim four hours a day in order to be in good shape and I eat much healthier than most people.

I find it hard to judge how good my metabolism is, as I mentioned, I mostly eat Cheerios and the like, and that's hardly unhealthy. I bet my cholesterol level is godlike!

 

[Blackadder51]

I was going to say fuck off, then i released what i eat and how fat i should be and i also read some of the other people responses. Therefore i shall say most people here do, but not all.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Im not sure.
Im NOT a healthy eater but, im so picky i also don't eat a lot of the really bad stuff.
And i do get a good amount of Physical Exercise via my Job.

But anyway, im not sure how good my Metabolism is.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I do. I eat all the crap I want and I have never gained weight, hell I even lost eright last christmas and we all know how much we eat then. I think I had at least 1 3rd of a christmas puding. In fact if people know some tips on how to gain weight they would be very apprechiated.

 

[Elhueno]

Yup, insanely fast metabolism. For instance, 2 pizzas is a meal for me. 2 Hogs breath double boss hog burgers fills me up. Yet i weigh 60kg. It shall be a funny day when my metabolism tanks and i end up fatter than a whale

 

[Sevre]

Alright I'll admit, my metabolism is ridiculously fast. Maybe people with strange body quirks are just attracted to the site?

 

[Necator15]

I don't have a fast metabolism, I just don't eat much. So I'm thin

 

[The87Italians]

I don't think my metabolism is fast, but I don't think it's slow either. I don't excercise much, but I do eat healthy, so it kind of balances out. Until I have to run a distance, then I'm fucked.

 

[Volstag9]

HaHAHAHahahah No.

I wish... I'm a bit on the fat side so lately i have been trying to eat better and do a bit of exercise.

So far so good, i've lost a few pounds.

 

[Infinatex]

Mine's not bad considering I do sweet fuck all in terms of exercise. I need to start going to the gym.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I have a horribly slow metabolism, and hate everyone who is luckier than I am in those regards.

 

[dududf]

I have a horrible metabolism. I don't eat much, and I walk for an hour or so everyday, and nothing in the weight-loss department.

 

[mumakurau]

*pokes bulging gut* Not fast enough apparently... ( T_T