Does this look like Mario to you?

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Blindswordmaster

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RelexCryo said:
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Mookie_Magnus said:
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"Gay Mario" was my first thought.
Just because he's beefy and wearing very little clothing doesn't mean he's gay. Lots of obnoxious straight guys wear those clothes too.

Speaking of homosexuality, though... Do you think Toad is gay?
Just saying, that was my first thought.
Toads are asexual in nature. They reproduce by budding; a new Toad grows on them for awhile, hen they plant it in the ground. There appear to be both male and female Toads because they have adopted gender roles that best suit their personalities.
Cool, I did not know that.
Dude, I'm just making shit up. When people don't tell me things, I just make shit up until I'm corrected.
 

RelexCryo

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Blindswordmaster said:
RelexCryo said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Mookie_Magnus said:
Blindswordmaster said:
"Gay Mario" was my first thought.
Just because he's beefy and wearing very little clothing doesn't mean he's gay. Lots of obnoxious straight guys wear those clothes too.

Speaking of homosexuality, though... Do you think Toad is gay?
Just saying, that was my first thought.
Toads are asexual in nature. They reproduce by budding; a new Toad grows on them for awhile, hen they plant it in the ground. There appear to be both male and female Toads because they have adopted gender roles that best suit their personalities.
Cool, I did not know that.
Dude, I'm just making shit up. When people don't tell me things, I just make shit up until I'm corrected.
Oh. that would have made sense though. Meh.
 

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RelexCryo said:
Blindswordmaster said:
RelexCryo said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Mookie_Magnus said:
Blindswordmaster said:
"Gay Mario" was my first thought.
Just because he's beefy and wearing very little clothing doesn't mean he's gay. Lots of obnoxious straight guys wear those clothes too.

Speaking of homosexuality, though... Do you think Toad is gay?
Just saying, that was my first thought.
Toads are asexual in nature. They reproduce by budding; a new Toad grows on them for awhile, hen they plant it in the ground. There appear to be both male and female Toads because they have adopted gender roles that best suit their personalities.
Cool, I did not know that.
Dude, I'm just making shit up. When people don't tell me things, I just make shit up until I'm corrected.
Oh. that would have made sense though. Meh.
I know right?
 

crimson5pheonix

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That picture is a few pouches short of Rob Liefeld...
And yes, that could be a Mario clone.
 

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AccursedTheory said:
I don;t remember Mario wearing green and having such ample bosoms...

NOTE: In serious, I know which one your talking about. And no, he doesn't look like Mario either.
This..
 

chozo_hybrid

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Um, no.

Having a mustache and wearing red with massive muscles does not a Mario make.
 

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No. I actually had to look to see who it was and I still couldn't tell. It took me a while, so no. He does not look like Mario. :p
 

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Sort of. If Mario used to be a super cool Mexican wrestler, and then in his mid-life crisis dressed back up in his wrestling outfit.

AccursedTheory said:
I don;t remember Mario wearing green and having such ample bosoms...

NOTE: In serious, I know which one your talking about. And no, he doesn't look like Mario either.
It's WEEGEE time!
 

Vitor Goncalves

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No it doesnt look like Mario and 50 comics down the line, jumping over an enemy killed him (the hero) in a very gore way instead of the enemy.
 

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Vitor Goncalves said:
No it doesnt look like Mario and 50 comics down the line, jumping over an enemy killed him (the hero) in a very gore way instead of the enemy.
I know. I wish he had not gone out in such a stupid way. I would have liked to have seen him do something useful, like beat up an evil mutant turtle or something.
 

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It definitely looks like Mario, as illustrated by Rob Liefeld in the gritty Iron Age of comics.
 

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Aylaine said:
Mario if he hit 24 hour fitness instead of mushrooms. ;O
Well, that would be the practical thing to put. Of course, I'd go with an explanation someone else said,i.e.
canadamus_prime said:
Well sure, if he was fused with He-Man.
and call the comic "Mario and the Masters of the Universe", because he clearly took a trip to Eternia and Castle Greyskull. "He has-a the power!" was the first thing that went through my head.