Doing Sex to Me

[DarkRyter]

What is the most hilarious piece of butchered English you've ever heard? For other languages being mishandled please translate and explained.

 

[Puzzles]

For other languages being mishandled please translate and explained.

Irony, my vote is for this, because I'm too lazy to go to Engrish.

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

All your base are belong to us - Sorry bu thats the most prominent in my mind.

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

please come in and eat yourself

 

[CounterAttack]

No eating or drinking allowed in food court.

 

[Kasawd]

Wud da fug?

What the fuck with a heavy french accent.

It was a thing of beauty and incompetence.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

DO NOT WANT!!! Cookie for the reference.

 

[Fenring]

The entire "I'm so Ronrey" song in Team America, as sung by Kim Jong-Il puppet.

 

[thiosk]

We up here in escapist be all about the bling bling.

 

[Gxas]

My example would have to be "My Immortal". The fanfic, not the song. Look it up, you'll understand.

 

[A random person]

I believe TV Tropes has something to say on the matter. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ZeroWingrish]

On topic, say what you will about CAD, but "I Are Pant" from a Chef Brian strip was funny. There's plenty more, I just can't remember them right now.

 

[rees263]

"This guy are sick"

I refuse to debase myself with memes, but I can think of a few, including ones about Halo and Hero.

 

[Avatar Roku]

"Well...what are we having?"

From There Will Be Brawl.

 

[Syntax Error]

Pretty much speaks for itself.

 

[Evilbunny]

This. Man, that was a funny thread.

 

[DarkRyter]

I believe TV Tropes has something to say on the matter. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ZeroWingrish]

You bastard, now I won't never escape!

 

[Altorin]

I was doing a Heroic Culling of Stratholme run in WoW a couple weeks back, trying to get the Zombiefest! achievement.. and the guy running the group said this:

"u 4 will run when at SAMe time"

and I laughed myself silly.

 

[ThisTypeofThinking]

This. Man, that was a funny thread.

Ninja'd.