Doing Sex to Me

[whiskey rock n' roller]

All your base are belong to us - Sorry bu thats the most prominent in my mind.

They has set us up the bomb!

"You have no chance to survive make your time". Ok I think thats about it for zero wing

 

[Zolrak 22]

Got this message from a friend Its not that much Engrish but still >.>, got me thinking on how to reply it without saying something like, learn to talk!!!:

"Subject: i heard ur . . .

your pretty gangster for assassinating that creed for tha second time.
pretty legit game huh???"

Im like ok... (while playing AC2)


Or the common "Please, drink a chair", due to drink and take being the same on spanish xD.

 

[kotorfan04]

Yeah I have to concur "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" is the worst excuse for English I have ever heard. My seven year old step sister was confused by this, and I think we will have to search long and hard to find something as retarded as that.

 

[grimsprice]

Half life full life consequences. That is all.

 

[the_unseen]

"my name be are big colors on wall" spoken by my friend who actually wasn't high, drunk etc. when he said this.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

DO NOT WANT!!! Cookie for the reference.

Chinese film dub of Star Wars Ep III Darth Vader's pitiful 'NOOOOO'

 

[Aardvark]

Please do the needful.

 

[A random person]

Half life full life consequences. That is all.

This man speaks the truth. Also, add in Quarter Life: Halfway to destruction, or my radeoactive isotop will destroy all of Dallas.

 

[Aesir23]

We up here in escapist be all about the bling bling.

That's twice you've scarred me with that sentence! Are you trying to make me use all my money on therapy!?

*rocks back and forth in a corner*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Half life full life consequences. That is all.

This man speaks the truth. Also, add in Quarter Life: Halfway to destruction, or my radeoactive isotop will destroy all of Dallas.

I think these two have just done a /thread

 

[mechanixis]

From Omegle.com:

Stranger: ım 15 years old and ı look for girl with pic and msn
You: Just go find some porn kid
You: like a normal person
Stranger: no ı wanna girl
You: they don't do that stuff
You: at least not here
Stranger: m/f?
You: ... >:[
You: GUESS
Stranger: f?
You: what do you really think is going to happen here
You: in your best case scenario
Stranger: ı dont understand
You: do you honestly expect
You: some random hot girl to be like "ok"
You: and send you a pic
Stranger: no ı dont have pic now you sent a pic
You: Do you even speak english
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats first
You: What?
Stranger: ı want your pussy.
You: you are too hilarious to be real
Stranger: dont understand you.
Stranger: ıf you r a girl ıwill want your pussy
You: what is a pussy
Stranger: your mom have it.
You: ok
You: what do you want to do
Stranger: ı want to see a pic
You: okay
You: what will you do then ')
You:
Stranger: ıf u r a girl ı will fuck u ın cyber
You: ok
You: take off your pants
Stranger: ı take off my pants
You: mmm
You: i touch your leg
Stranger: mm
Stranger: u lick my penis
You: tell me about it
You: almost got that pic
Stranger: do u have msn?
Stranger: ın there ı will fuck u
You: no we must do it here
Stranger: why ı wonder to u
You: i gently place my sock in your mouth
You: shhh
You: okay here is pic
You: http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/1567/ep2ia71119rlw8.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Deef]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

Also,
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2977058/1/Halo_Halos_in_Space

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

DO NOT WANT!!! Cookie for the reference.

Chinese film dub of Star Wars Ep III Darth Vader's pitiful 'NOOOOO'

Give the man a cigar!

 

[ajb924]

From Omegle.com:
*Snip*

Epic.

OT: You don't have enough golds.
I have a few more, but I don't remember them word for word and don't want to put something wrong up and get someone telling me off over it.

 

[RagnorakTres]

I believe TV Tropes has something to say on the matter. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ZeroWingrish]

DAMN YOU RANDOM THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU'VE GOTTEN ME!!!!!! *is trapped in infinite loop of tvtropes*

OT: I can't think of anything but Zero Wing, honestly. Oh wait...

Spoiler: Worst slaughter of the English language in roleplay ever. Period.

Love walked around a block and she had clothes on and she was wearing her green dress she usually wears and she then turned away from the window. 'What happened?' Love thought silently to herself.

She frowned and she wasn't sure even if she should run away or just enter the resturaunt.

Love just sat down and just trembled. She just watched what had happened not knowing any idea of what happened and she just glared at the others with her golden eyes and she just gasped and hid again.

She just trembled with fear and she just sighed to herself. The blonde half demon frowned even thinking about the thought of the men fighting and she just sighed to herself.

Once again, Love hated it when men would vilify her reputation which was false because she wasnot a "slut" like other men thought as she remembered them calling her names like that.

Her past is what hurted her the most, her past, was what hurted her the most.

{{Love's Past}}

"You are a slut and you are a dirty girl" the man said as he beated her up.

Love cried and screamed and was left there naked and wounded with bruises and gashes.

She frowned as she was filled with anger and wanted to kill the man but she was too weak and passed out.

{{End of Past}}

Love slowly whimpered to herself and she just started to tear a bit as a small tear ran down her cheek. She took a deep breath and walked in the resutraunt and sat at the table and she frowned hoping she would see anyone to talk to.

Direct link to post: Rise From the Ashes, A Devil May Cry Roleplay [http://devils-do-cry.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=sundaepizza&thread=186&page=3#1710]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...I have to deal with that. DAILY.

 

[Lithium Calibre]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

I'm lost for words, seriously WTF was that idiot trying to say?

 

[Timotei]

[HEADING=3]In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.[/HEADING]

Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.

 

[scotth266]

DO NOT WANT!!! Cookie for the reference.

Backstroke of the West.

This may not properly fit into the category of Engrish, but it's still REALLY BAD, so...


There's also the classic


Even after all this time, that one still gets me. Sure, it was probably just a case of mental meltdown, but you'd figure that after a few seconds she would have just said "Sorry, let me collect my thoughts" or something.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

From Omegle.com:
*Snip*

Epic.

OT: You don't have enough golds.
I have a few more, but I don't remember them word for word and don't want to put something wrong up and get someone telling me off over it.

Epic is about right.

Oh, and anything typically pop culture, "gangsta rap", white trash wannabe's, etc.. They just butcher English like nothing matters.