Doing Sex to Me

[hopeneverdies]

Oh snap! I do not hear such a truth!?
Don't ask. If you know it, that's great. If not, you're better off not.

 

[YYZed]

what is this. i dont even.

 

[CargoHold]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
I lol'd.

OT: Probably the ever-popular 'WHO WAS PHONE??' thread.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

http://independentsources.com/2006/07/12/worst-company-urls/

Old but good. Ten hilarious unintentionally bad website names.

 

[Mozared]

That Devil May Cry roleplay is pretty hilarious, aye, thuogh misspellings of 'your' and you're' are still the worst imo.

 

[A Random Reader]

Half life full life consequences. That is all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

That guy is a genius.

 

[A random person]

There's also the classic


Even after all this time, that one still gets me. Sure, it was probably just a case of mental meltdown, but you'd figure that after a few seconds she would have just said "Sorry, let me collect my thoughts" or something.

I apologize on half state SC of for that grammar violation badly.

And anything from Sarah Palin.

Headache bad gotten from incomprehensible speech resignation by self.

 

[Pilot Bush]

"You health for the wish"

 

[Rooster893]

BIZARRO: ME AM NUMBER ONE, ME PLEASE TO MEET YOU.

 

[CobaltBomber]

Edit: DAMN YOU NINJAS!! ARGH!!!

 

[Epitome]

My example would have to be "My Immortal". The fanfic, not the song. Look it up, you'll understand.

Thank you for showing me that still have tears from laughing

 

[Idlemessiah]

Gotta love Engrish.com for this stuff.

Plus miss South Carolina sounds broken. Maybe she needs new batteries.

 

[Kollega]

Most things fake Russians say in games are pretty damn hilarious to me. Normal grammar and pronounciation are very, very rare.

 

[A Weary Exile]

My example would have to be "My Immortal". The fanfic, not the song. Look it up, you'll understand.

How can someone write something so utterly stupid and not realize it? I couldn't read more than a page of that shit, and it has 44 FUCKING CHAPTERS!! Are you kidding me?!

That idiot is truly deserving of this.

 

[NimbleJack3]

'You wouldn't download a car.'

It's from and edited version of an anti-piracy ad from Australia.

EDIT: 'My Immortal' is rubbish. Funny rubbish, though. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP READING.

 

[Kris015]

DO NOT WANT!!! Cookie for the reference.

Haha i love on that sentence!! But i can't forget where is it from..

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

DO NOT WANT!!! Cookie for the reference.

Star Wars Episode III....I would like my cookie now, please.

A Japanese man whose name was Menora shortened his name to "Manure" when he came to America.

 

[Spector29]

Can anyone give me the link to My immortals?

 

[Roscoe_A]

You did where with who?

I still haven't quite figured out what they were trying to do but I don't really want to know what they were doing.