Doing Sex to Me

[VeX1le]

My example would have to be "My Immortal". The fanfic, not the song. Look it up, you'll understand.

How can someone write something so utterly stupid and not realize it? I couldn't read more than a page of that shit, and it has 44 FUCKING CHAPTERS!! Are you kidding me?!

That idiot is truly deserving of this.

wel u jus a stoopid prep thets fookin shtoopid tat knoowsss noting bout gud fanficsh. o an i won maek moar chpters till i gt atlesht tin gid reeviwz.(a announcement that she made in every single chapter she wrote because everyone was "flaming" her about her shtoopie fanfic)

 

[InfernalCreator]

My art are my children.

 

[onelifecrisis]

This. Man, that was a funny thread.

That was hilarious.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Half life full life consequences. That is all.

Speaking of which....

Spoiler: BEHOLD!

 

[SupaMechaDeathChrist]

ive seriously seen these poster all over town

one goes "what the sky is"

and my favorite "how does eat food?" with a picture of a dog with a burger on it's head the been half way eaten.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Beware of the slippery on the wet floor.

 

[CoziestPigeon]

What is the most hilarious piece of butchered English you've ever heard? For other languages being mishandled please translate and explained.

Hmm. Let's just ponder what's happening here for a moment.

 

[SupaMechaDeathChrist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DqCWSeUBws

this pretty much also sums up everything, sorry for the double post just had to show this. and if you are watching, listen closly to everything he says. and whats funny he is just making up shit as he goes on.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

DO NOT WANT!!! Cookie for the reference.

Backstroke of the West.

This may not properly fit into the category of Engrish, but it's still REALLY BAD, so...


There's also the classic


Even after all this time, that one still gets me. Sure, it was probably just a case of mental meltdown, but you'd figure that after a few seconds she would have just said "Sorry, let me collect my thoughts" or something.

........................................................................the first one nearly made me sh8t a brick laughing but that second one.........................woah..that's bad.....................

 

[Gxas]

My example would have to be "My Immortal". The fanfic, not the song. Look it up, you'll understand.

How can someone write something so utterly stupid and not realize it? I couldn't read more than a page of that shit, and it has 44 FUCKING CHAPTERS!! Are you kidding me?!

That idiot is truly deserving of this.

My example would have to be "My Immortal". The fanfic, not the song. Look it up, you'll understand.

Thank you for showing me that still have tears from laughing

I've read the entire thing. Then, once I was done, I had it read to me by a girl that I showed it to.

Can has trophy detailing the ultimate test of sanity?

 

[A Weary Exile]

Can has trophy detailing the ultimate test of sanity?

You brave, brave person. I salute your perseverance.

 

[stingstinger]

Keep sharp objects out of children.

-Actual instructions on the side of a knife set.

 

[Aesir23]

My example would have to be "My Immortal". The fanfic, not the song. Look it up, you'll understand.

I read one page and I think I lost what was left of my sanity. O_O

 

[stingstinger]

Yeah.

 

[Zersy]

"Put rice"

for "Can you please place some rice in my plate"

 

[A Weary Exile]

My example would have to be "My Immortal". The fanfic, not the song. Look it up, you'll understand.

Rrrgh, I just realized I missed a chance for a joke, I should've said:

"Nice to see where Stephanie Meyer got her start!" [http://instantrimshot.com/]

Can't believe I missed that! >

 

[Bernzz]

We up here in escapist be all about the bling bling.

I saw that thread. I miss that guy already

 

[OpiateChicken]

This. Man, that was a funny thread.

beat me to it

 

[T-Bone24]

Bite the Wax Tadpole.

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

Halo was a pretty kewl guy. 'e kills aliens and dosen't afraid of anything.