Doing Sex to Me

[RogueDarkJedi]

I have to stay alive and write this article before I die.

Though, it's not as good as what I found here: http://www.lamebook.com/gene-ius

 

[Ayrav]

I would let me please to make English intercourse with you.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Some mistranslated signs

Spoiler

Oh China, you so crazy!

 

[Sewblon]

"Who's a man and a half! I am a man and a half! I will fix whatever is ailing you with my hands!" Or anything else from the Doom Comic.

 

[Rigs83]

DO NOT WANT!!! Cookie for the reference.

Backstroke of the West.

This may not properly fit into the category of Engrish, but it's still REALLY BAD, so...


There's also the classic


Even after all this time, that one still gets me. Sure, it was probably just a case of mental meltdown, but you'd figure that after a few seconds she would have just said "Sorry, let me collect my thoughts" or something.

Ha,ha!

 

[Poke_Freak]

I think I'd say that one of the best engrish would be:

CONGRATURATION
THIS STORY IS HAPPY END
THANK YOU

and of course:

A WINNER IS YOU

This may not properly fit into the category of Engrish, but it's still REALLY BAD, so...

Oh Gods, if it weren't for the fact that it's late (or rather early) and I have a neighbor who sleeps lightly and gets very angry when woken up, I'd have fallen off my chair laughing.

 

[Cakes]

Did you really too stupid to read?

 

[Xero Scythe]

Saw a sign in California like this:

No dog shall be in this park without their master on a leash.

 

[wwjdftw]

HER: you could have seriously hurt someone!
GUY: thats t3h id3a u skank

*girl kicks guy in the balls*

GUY: "crying faice" :`(

guy: MAI BALLZ

GIRL: no your going to go in there and a apoligize
GUY: LOL MAK ME

*girl kicks guy in balls repeatedly*

GUY: K K fine STOP STOP
GUY: FUCK


not really butcherd but i found it amusing...

 

[ejb626]

A guy on YouTube did a series a videos where he read grammer-raping troll comments out loud the one I remember the most is

"This video is a suck! No funny!"

 

[GebGuy]

i love that pic on the innernets somewhere with spiderman, arms up in a shrugging sort of fashion with caption of "How do i shot web?"

 

[Alpha Centauri]

YOU DONT REAL!!!

 

[Infernai]

There are two: The my immortal harry potter fanfiction (LOOK IT UP) and the twilight series...

 

[Zaksav91]

YOU'RE WINNER!!!!!!!

- Big Rigs

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? (Goddamn you 4chan!!!!)

And anything from Sarah Palin.

 

[Jakemizer]

I hit my head, in the face.

 

[Polarix]

Well, there is always the badly translated quote from the Genesis version of Altered Beast. At the start of the game when the sage old guy tells your character to rise from his grave it literally sounds like he's saying "wise fwom your gwave."

http://alteredbeastclassic.ytmnd.com/

 

[Polarix]

Sorry, I accidently double posted. Disregard this post.

 

[smithy1234]

Keep knife out of children

Translation from knife label: Keep knife out of reach from children