Doing Sex to Me
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I don't really see or read much Engrish, but I do drink a lot of Ramune, a deelishus Japanese soda, the bottle contains the following advice...
"For even more delicious this drink chill before drinking."
"For even more delicious this drink chill before drinking."
Somebody should make a webpage that does just that. Puts anything entered through 5 languages of translation in some search engine language converter and then back into English.Arawn.Chernobog said:
LOL, experience was all I needed thanks.Amazon warrior said:I bow to your superior... knowledge? Experience? Misfortune?Marcus Dubious said:
The early days of my home ownership didn't offer many options.
I think HALO is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING.
I think Master Chief is a pretty awesome guy. He kills aliens and DOESNT FEAR/ISNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING.
Also the many many mistakes found on internet forums (considering this one has SPELLCHECKER and most people type so slow that you should NOTICE the huge mistakes), or the fact that alot of people say "You aint going no where". People use this double-negative ALL THE FREAKEN TIME. "So that means I'm going somewhere, like the police?" "..."
I think Master Chief is a pretty awesome guy. He kills aliens and DOESNT FEAR/ISNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING.
Also the many many mistakes found on internet forums (considering this one has SPELLCHECKER and most people type so slow that you should NOTICE the huge mistakes), or the fact that alot of people say "You aint going no where". People use this double-negative ALL THE FREAKEN TIME. "So that means I'm going somewhere, like the police?" "..."
Horrible English? Okay. Sure. Just let me go to Fanfiction.net and find some for you.
Here. This was in the first ten fics. It's ridiculously bad. "a jewellery set off her brother"? ...I guess he was rigged to explode at the sight of jewelery stores. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4665025/1/phoenix_past_present_and_future
Really. I've seen so much horrible English on the internet that it's like water off a duck's back now. There was this really notorious guy on Neoseeker a few years back. Cannot remember his name or find his posts though. That was definitely the most butchered English ever. (Anybody know who I might be thinking of? oO)
EDIT: Come to think of it, I did do a Babelfish translation to Japanese and back of Galadriel's opening speech in The Fellowship of the Ring. It went thusly:
Truly, words of wisdom we all can live by.
Here. This was in the first ten fics. It's ridiculously bad. "a jewellery set off her brother"? ...I guess he was rigged to explode at the sight of jewelery stores. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4665025/1/phoenix_past_present_and_future
Really. I've seen so much horrible English on the internet that it's like water off a duck's back now. There was this really notorious guy on Neoseeker a few years back. Cannot remember his name or find his posts though. That was definitely the most butchered English ever. (Anybody know who I might be thinking of? oO)
EDIT: Come to think of it, I did do a Babelfish translation to Japanese and back of Galadriel's opening speech in The Fellowship of the Ring. It went thusly:
The world changes: I am lost someone has remembered that, whether that of the water, me that of the earth which is felt, me greatly, the smell, at one time it was, that of the air where because none now has lived?You feel. That started from training bucking of the large ring.
As for three elf and all existence?Most it was given to the wisest immortal person most fairly. Small size of mountain hole main thing, to splendid miner and craftsman 7. And nine? Nine rings especially, were talent rich in competition of the person who desires power. In these rings strength it is divided for the sake of, controls each competition. But those which are deceived were everything.
? It was made because of another ring. With the land of Mordor of the fire of destiny of the mount, as for the Sauron dark main thing the master ring which controls other things with secret was made.? He pours that cruelty and that malice in this ring, controls that all life. Controls those entirely one ring? which struggle some would who
As for three elf and all existence?Most it was given to the wisest immortal person most fairly. Small size of mountain hole main thing, to splendid miner and craftsman 7. And nine? Nine rings especially, were talent rich in competition of the person who desires power. In these rings strength it is divided for the sake of, controls each competition. But those which are deceived were everything.
? It was made because of another ring. With the land of Mordor of the fire of destiny of the mount, as for the Sauron dark main thing the master ring which controls other things with secret was made.? He pours that cruelty and that malice in this ring, controls that all life. Controls those entirely one ring? which struggle some would who
"He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I?m a girl so I didn?t get one you sicko."Amazon warrior said:
Truly, words of wisdom we all can live by.
Accompanied by this picture:traceur_ said:
I nearly lost bladder control when I saw that picture with that underline, from this cracked.com article [http://www.cracked.com/article/182_8-racist-ads-you-wont-believe-are-from-last-few-years/]. The gods bless cracked.com
the english sections of woo hyuk - shake it shake it:
I just wanna freak with u & I`m feel in it hot so laid with u
girl I`m just gonna touching u &i`m feel in it hot so kissing u yeah~
up in clubbin` make ya movin`
나의 멋진 fancy car want u ridin`
pink diamond와 rolly in ma arm
bling bling thing
he gets bonus points for pronouncing hotel key 'ho turkey'.
I just wanna freak with u & I`m feel in it hot so laid with u
girl I`m just gonna touching u &i`m feel in it hot so kissing u yeah~
up in clubbin` make ya movin`
나의 멋진 fancy car want u ridin`
pink diamond와 rolly in ma arm
bling bling thing
he gets bonus points for pronouncing hotel key 'ho turkey'.
