Don't Beam Me Up Now, Scotty, I'm Taking A Sh...

[sizzle949]

What is the funniest, weirdest, or stupidest thing you have ever seen scrawled on the walls of the stalls in public washrooms? Along with the one in the title, another one that made me laugh was on the door was written "Toilet Tennis, Look Left", then on the the left wall "Look Right" then on the right wall "Look Left". Got me going for a while...

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

on the bottom of the door on a bathroom stall "you are now shitting at a 45 degree angle" and also on the urinals it said "what are you laughing at the jokes in your hand"

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Not written, but i put a sticker in my local pub once that said

I'm afraid i've misplaced my permanent marker
and my knife is too blunt to scratch on the fine wood panelling
i guess i'll have to use this label writer instead
DOWN WITH THATCHER!

 

[randommaster]

Not written, but i put a sticker in my local pub once that said

I'm afraid i've misplaced my permanent marker
and my knife is too blunt to scratch on the fine wood panelling
i guess i'll have to use this label writer instead
DOWN WITH THATCHER!

That is one devoted guy.

 

[Erana]

"Obama? Sounds like Osama!"
With right under there, "Congradulations, you can rhyme!"

 

[El Poncho]

Joke
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[The Maddest March Hare]

"Alien anal probing facility, please take a seat" on the door of a men's cubicle.

I hope someone, at some time, thought twice before going in and sitting down.

 

[Dorian]

I will NEVER repeat what I read there.

It involved children and incest.
And THAT is why I stopped using public restrooms.

*Soul-shudder*

 

[Evilbunny]

"I fucked your mom"
Underneath that:
"Dad, you're drunk. Go home."

 

[morphyx_69]

Written above a urinal "Why are you looking at this? Are you ashamed of it?"

and this
http://www.coolhunting.com/images/sofitel-urinals.jpg

 

[Halfbreed13]

"I fucked your mom"
Underneath that:
"Dad, you're drunk. Go home."

*WIN*


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50 Blowjobs in this stall! I'm such a playuh!"
Benath that
"*Insert generic std joke here.*
Oh, also, I'm a man."

 

[Gardenclaw]

" the cleaners job was all in vain, As the shithouse poet strikes again!!" Made me chuckle..

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Don't forget to wash your hands you disgusting bastard.
It made me laugh

 

[Sigel]

Was on the ceilings-Bet you didn't expect to read anything here.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Wow, this makes every bathroom I've ever gone too seem very mediocre.

Seriously, the students at my high school should be ashamed of themselves.

 

[Davey Woo]

The only things I ever read in toilets is stupid badly drawn graffiti.

 

[Motiv_]

Under the rim

"You sick freak, why are you even reading this?"

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Obama? Sounds like Osama!"
With right under there, "Congradulations, you can rhyme!"

i would've continued it, saying "Congratulations, you can't spell!"

 

[Red Rum]

I actually wrote a line from Family Guy on the wall of a bathroom:

"I just wrote on this wall,
take THAT, society!"