Don't Beam Me Up Now, Scotty, I'm Taking A Sh...

[stubbmann]

My college has a tradition, apparently, of people writing puns involving grout on the tiles.

for example: "Grout Expectations," and "Alexander the Grout."

also, "Abe Vigoda <3 Pho"

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

The stupidest thing I have ever seen written anywhere in a public bathroom is that damn graffiti done by art rejects.

 

[Lenny Magic]

In a stall it said "my mother made me homosexual" written under it was "if i gave her the wool, would she knit me one too?"

 

[TerribleTerryTate]

"I fucked your mom"
Underneath that:
"Dad, you're drunk. Go home."

Haha, this is by far the best yet.

 

[MrBrightside919]

I just wrote the word PENIS repeatedly all over the stall at my old high school...

 

[Mstrswrd]

I saw a back and forth argument involving 4chan, /b/, rules 1 and 2, several meme's, and a picture of the V mask in a stall at Champlain college. Then it was painted over, and than more people started over (the picture has yet to be re-drawn).

 

[fat american]

"Here I sit upon this pooper, giving birth to a montana state trooper" I thought it was pretty funny. Also, all the people that say public bathrooms are disgusting, they probably get cleaned more than your bathroom does and germs are all the same. I still hate taking a shit though cuz you know somebody peed all over the seat but for girls I don't really see the big deal. Your ass is locked away in two layers of clothes all day and so are most other normal peoples asses.

 

[Ray De Ation]

Here I sit
all elated
came to shit
ejaculated

But this was in a girls' stall...

 

[BuckminsterF]

The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from you area.

also Shakespeare's 73 sonnet

 

[Haunted Serenity]

i went to a Seventh Day Adventist school for a year and in their stall...
"Praise the lord above for giving you the right to poo"
in response
"more proof evolution is crap"

 

[Tolly]

Someone once wrote 'I am the Master, and you will obey me' on the inside of a cubicle at my local library.

And when that got removed someone wrote the ENTIRETY of the lyrics to 'The Internet is for Porn'.

And that's just the mundane stuff. My library is a very strange place.

 

[jake09050]

At my High school people only draw penises and there is the "hot girl" list. It's actually pretty bland.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Probably the most entertaining I've seen is this one:

In the stall above the toilet there's a stickman looking down at you with a speech bubble saying:

"Hmm, nice length, girth could use some work. Fred, Joe, any takers?"

and off-camera speech bubbles pointing to the adjacent stalls:

"Yeah I got a real swinger here!" - Fred, left-hand stall.

"Not much to look at over here, but it smells great!" - Joe, right-hand stall.

 

[sabotstarr]

On the left wall,
"I'm wattching you" with a little camra drawn next to it.

you shure that was a drawn on camera ?

 

[AtlasShrugged]

Back awhile ago, I saw an entire stall covered in "the cake is a lie" in red sharpie. The ENTIRE stall, mind you, including the ceiling and floor. It was pretty delicious.

 

[AkJay]

"You look here for some sort of joke, the biggest joke of all is in the palm of your hand"

 

[humpees]

There was a poster of Frodo with "remember, power can be held in the smallest of things" an I just had to write: "you keep telling yourself that"

 

[Captain Lag]

I can't say I've seen anything drawn in a public restroom but at the terrible school I went to for 10th grade I left trails in textbooks saying "Go to page 112" and stuff like that just leading anyone who would follow the page trail in circles.