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In this one stall the walls were covered by a huge political debate. It was actually fairly sophisticated too (except for one guy squeezing "Suck my dick, its 18 inches" vertically between two columns of diatribe).
Somebody once wrote at my school,
"LOOK AT MY PENIS"
"Is that a turtle?"
"NO, it's your mom in a bikini"
That was all in a girl's stall...and that wasn't the worst.
"LOOK AT MY PENIS"
"Is that a turtle?"
"NO, it's your mom in a bikini"
That was all in a girl's stall...and that wasn't the worst.
My uncle has told me this one, and I've seen it once or twice in stalls:
Some come here to sit and think
While others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls!
Other than that, just stupid people saying stupid things like UR GAY, or drawing swastikas and pentagrams. One bright fellow put a swastika and wrote Mein Kampf. Oooh, so bad ass! Pfft!
Some come here to sit and think
While others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls!
Other than that, just stupid people saying stupid things like UR GAY, or drawing swastikas and pentagrams. One bright fellow put a swastika and wrote Mein Kampf. Oooh, so bad ass! Pfft!
"For a good time call Jenny at 867-5309."
Please tell me I'm not the only one who's seen this.
Anyway, one time I wrote the lyrics to "Still Alive."
"....This was a triumph.....I'm making a note here: Huge success! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction...."
Also, I once saw a complete mural to "Beauty and the Beast" Ballroom Scene.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who's seen this.
Anyway, one time I wrote the lyrics to "Still Alive."
"....This was a triumph.....I'm making a note here: Huge success! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction...."
Also, I once saw a complete mural to "Beauty and the Beast" Ballroom Scene.
my school bathroom says many things like,
Chuck Norris jerked off in here, no one questioned why they just followed, and just to let you know, the celling is white for a reason.
It also said, THE CAKE IS A LIE, then someone wrote under it, The cake may be a lie but I have a cream pie.
There was this emo kid who drew a knife and it said, This is taunting you isn't it.
And another said Put a Tally if you jerked off here, and every tally was made out of a penis, the kids in my school are weird.
Chuck Norris jerked off in here, no one questioned why they just followed, and just to let you know, the celling is white for a reason.
It also said, THE CAKE IS A LIE, then someone wrote under it, The cake may be a lie but I have a cream pie.
There was this emo kid who drew a knife and it said, This is taunting you isn't it.
And another said Put a Tally if you jerked off here, and every tally was made out of a penis, the kids in my school are weird.
I believe that was Keats.SODAssault said:
At head height at a urinal: "Do not look!" with arrows pointing to either side. On the side wall of the urinals next: "You should be ashamed" and a sad face.
"Oftentimes, Pancakes satiate my appetite".
Something of a legend between myself and my friends.
Something of a legend between myself and my friends.
At a porta-john at a truck fueling station I saw that, and much much more. Starting at the Top there where seat covers, and "Republican Hats" was written on that, then an Obama comment, followed by a defensive comment. Really it ended up being a series of dick, and yo mama jokes in four different handwriting styles down the entire back of the porta-john. At the very bottom was a new hand that said "Act like adults or we are taking our toilet back."Erana said:
Oh and I saw a picture of a sticker on a TP roll that said "Toilet camera is for research purposes only."
Seen at the local community college:
"Here I sit, bereft of vanity
Got an F in Core Humanities"
"Makes me want to dance and sing
Got an A in Marketing"
"Accounting teacher didn't buy my excuse
Told him Bernie Madoff with my paper"
It seems to be something of a tradition to write couplets on bathroom stall walls.
"Here I sit, bereft of vanity
Got an F in Core Humanities"
"Makes me want to dance and sing
Got an A in Marketing"
"Accounting teacher didn't buy my excuse
Told him Bernie Madoff with my paper"
It seems to be something of a tradition to write couplets on bathroom stall walls.
At one camp I went to one of the stalls had a big white blotch on the wall that was pain from when the counselors had painted over the graffiti and someone had written in a big red marker "YOU CANT PAINT OVER EVERYTHING". The stall on the opposite side was the "Quote stall and it had some awesome quotes in there. One of them was "A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can at the top of a mountain" another one said "The saddest part of war is that it uses man'd best to do man's worst. I had to go and ruin all the solemnity of the stall by writting "THE CAKE IS A LIE" on one of the walls in a black marker. I felt awesome untill I went back to the camp last year and they had painted all the stalls white.