Don't Beam Me Up Now, Scotty, I'm Taking A Sh...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The bathrooms I've been to did not have graffiti/say anything.

 

[HT_Black]

I once scribbled 'The cake is a lie' back before it became a meme in red sharpie. Now I feel really bad about myself...

Also, I once read:
This toilet stall, in its ten years of service, has never been grafittied in...oh, shit.

 

[microdude]

?Here I sit with a broken heart. Thought I had to shit, only had to fart. Then one day I took a chance. Tried to fart, and shit my pants?

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"No matter how you shake and dance,
The last drop will fall in your pants."

Classy.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Some morons thought it would be cool to draw their names all over the stairwell wall in a car park, someone wrote 'List of gays' above their names.

Okay it wasn't in a public bathroom but I never go in those, so dirty. >_<

Also I drew a little turret from Portal on a study cubicle wall in the college library, complete with:

hello?
who's there?
can I help you?

the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie

and prisoner-like |||| |||| marks

and someone responded with

YOU KILLED YOUR BEST FRIEND
and a little drawing of the Companion Cube going into the incinerator.

Made me giggle.

 

[plastic_window]

One of the bathrooms in my uni had the entire table from the 'Fish-dicks' episode of South Park.

Me and some mates were just talking about the episode and I walked into the cubicle and saw that. Made me chuckle.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Some morons thought it would be cool to draw their names all over the stairwell wall in a car park, someone wrote 'List of gays' above their names.

Okay it wasn't in a public bathroom but I never go in those, so dirty. >_<

I can say that too. Except im not girl. Just paranoid.

 

[The Random One]

This should be of interest. http://www.picturesofwalls.com/Index.asp

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

"Call me on xxx-xxxx for a good time. I'm eight inches long and two inches thick"

"... are you a ferret?"

 

[RelexCryo]

" the cleaners job was all in vain, As the shithouse poet strikes again!!" Made me chuckle..

Okay...that was hilarious. Anyways, the people around here don't have much imagination. All the garfitti I see contains stuff about fags, swastikas, and other bullshit. The people who post graffitti around here are apparently pure incarnations of hate.

 

[Timotei]

I will probably get banned for this, but here it goes.

This was in a unisex restroom.

If you beat off in this stall tally here
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[NoriYuki Sato]

stupidist thing....a bombthreat was written on a bathroom wall....we stood outside in the snow, without jackets....in the damn wind....for 2 fucking hours

 

[pantallica95]

"No matter how you shake and dance,
The last drop will fall in your pants."

Classy.

Thats actually a somewhat-deep saying. No matter how much you do, sometimes the outcome of a situation is unavoidable.

I have yet to see bathroom graffiti! I feel like in my 14 and some-odd years i havent lived.

 

[Aerodynamic]

"I Just Wrote This On The Stall!!!
Take That Society!"

 

[M0rp43vs]

"congratulation, You're now on a japanese porn site!"
"I planted some flesh eating maggots on the toilet seat,have fun"
(behind the toilet, underneath it, upside down)"how can you shit like that?
"For a good time call,(pizza hut's number)"
-some I've written

 

[lwm3398]

"we are wondering souls, and for one moment, we are together through this text. oh, and stop reading XKCD, nerd."

i laughed so hard.

 

[lwm3398]

"Call me on xxx-xxxx for a good time. I'm eight inches long and two inches thick"

"... are you a ferret?"

yes! win!