Don't drop the soap
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Well beside the obvious of not dropping the soap. I start kicking some sacks. Eventually everyone will call me the Nutcracker and leave me alone.
I'd definitely have a shank. First rule of prison.
What are ya gonna tell me, he is two ranks higher in the "pointy things in your flesh" discipline? Stabbing is all about who does it first, that guy wins, since he's trying to rape me not stab me, I'd be first.
What are ya gonna tell me, he is two ranks higher in the "pointy things in your flesh" discipline? Stabbing is all about who does it first, that guy wins, since he's trying to rape me not stab me, I'd be first.
Pass all the jail time with musical segway/montage of me not taking it in the ass to the tune of don't stop believin.
either make a shank, tell him I got AIDS, or act like an utter fucking nut while Im around him.....or for the entire duration of my sentence......you don't go to the slammer to make friends(maybe get on the good side of a powerful Gang, but don't join)
I dont know martial arts... but if the guy was two feet taller than me he could probably get out of jail by bail because he would be 8' 5'' and the tallest man in the world and be receiving money for that. Besides if he gets close, i have to say is jugular looks mighty tasty. Nom Nom Nom. Hey im already in prison lets see if i can get into the asylum.
Throw the soap behind him and tell him to pick it up... *****.
Should he refuse, I come up real close to him, softly caress his cheek then knee him real hard in the balls. If, as I hoped, he drops to his knees or hunches over, I then use the palm of my hand to punch him in the throat (forcefully but not full force).
If either of us left a sock lying around, I'd use it along with the soap to pummel him repeatedly until he is either unconscious or begs for mercy.
If anyone asks, he slipped.
Should he refuse, I come up real close to him, softly caress his cheek then knee him real hard in the balls. If, as I hoped, he drops to his knees or hunches over, I then use the palm of my hand to punch him in the throat (forcefully but not full force).
If either of us left a sock lying around, I'd use it along with the soap to pummel him repeatedly until he is either unconscious or begs for mercy.
If anyone asks, he slipped.
Well, actually, he would be trying to stab you...with his meat shank...in your pooper...danpascooch said:
*shivers