Women get raped in prison too? I don't see the practicality of that. How would Barda, er, get off, so to speak?
Don't drop the soap
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So... wait? This guy smashed someones head in that very morning? In that case, not worry as he is clearly going to be in some kind of hotbox or "the hole" or whatever cliched name for that place you put especially naughty criminals and go about my showering in relative peace.
Failing that, put some soap bubbles around my mouth screaming incoherently about aliens and how they gave me full blown AIDs... the insanity, possible rabies and AIDs combo should keep people nice and distant. Works outside of prison.
Failing that, put some soap bubbles around my mouth screaming incoherently about aliens and how they gave me full blown AIDs... the insanity, possible rabies and AIDs combo should keep people nice and distant. Works outside of prison.
I would get down on my knees and suck it, I would plead to Bubba, anything but ass stuff.
I get squeemish just thinking about anything happening to my bung hole.
So to avoid any ass rape, and probably because being someone's ***** is the only way I'd survive in prison, I'd do just about anything else.
I get squeemish just thinking about anything happening to my bung hole.
So to avoid any ass rape, and probably because being someone's ***** is the only way I'd survive in prison, I'd do just about anything else.
I would fight him. If I win, no one would mess with me anymore because I would be known as the crazy guy who beat up Bubba. If I lose, he kills me, then it's all over. It's a win either way.
Shit myself.
This can either deter him or spur him on more. I would hope for the former, but if it is the latter I guess I could get on my knees like I am about to suck him off and then thump him in the junk until he passes out.
Of course, then I would have to disable his weapon, because otherwise I would have a lot of revenge raping in my future. I am not sure how firmly attached a man's genitals are, but if tearing didn't quite do the job, I could probably crush them underfoot.
This is all assuming he is not part of some sort of gang, however. Which he most likely would be. It might be a better idea to simply assure him that I am quite aware I am his ***** and that he does not need to demonstrate this to me. And then lube up with the dropped soap for when he inevitably rapes me anyway.
Wow this is a fucking stupid thread.
This can either deter him or spur him on more. I would hope for the former, but if it is the latter I guess I could get on my knees like I am about to suck him off and then thump him in the junk until he passes out.
Of course, then I would have to disable his weapon, because otherwise I would have a lot of revenge raping in my future. I am not sure how firmly attached a man's genitals are, but if tearing didn't quite do the job, I could probably crush them underfoot.
This is all assuming he is not part of some sort of gang, however. Which he most likely would be. It might be a better idea to simply assure him that I am quite aware I am his ***** and that he does not need to demonstrate this to me. And then lube up with the dropped soap for when he inevitably rapes me anyway.
Wow this is a fucking stupid thread.
Ahhhh so we're the cream of the ass rape crop. So my orignial plan stands. Distract and find a bigger straighter guy and make friends with himMcupobob said:Where all in because of white collar crimes, tax evasion and what not. Sounds good?Icarion said:ROFL. One of the best resonses on this thread.steevee said:
OToint out how much hotter the guy across the room is and then go find someone bigger to protect me. Oh yeah why are we in jail? If its child molestation then our collective ass will be so fucked we'll need a new one. But if we're in for murder, not many people will want to try their luck. (I read a book on prison once)
Pretty simple: I'd attack him until I'm either completely incapacitated or he's unconscious.
Though I'll have to say, finding someone 2 feet taller than me would be rather unnerving all things considered. I'm 6'8" and built like a brick shithouse, so actually finding someone bigger than me would be... upsetting.
Though I'll have to say, finding someone 2 feet taller than me would be rather unnerving all things considered. I'm 6'8" and built like a brick shithouse, so actually finding someone bigger than me would be... upsetting.
Tell him to go fuck himself, if it comes to blows I'm making sure he's not getting my ass without some serious injuries. If he's smart he won't try it again, sex ain't worth a broken bone or smashed up face.
I would explain to him that he's being very stereotypical of a male prison inmate, and he's only hurting his image and the image of inmates everywhere.
He would agree, and we'd quickly become friends. I'd eventually hire someone to shank him in his sleep to get his cigarettes, then trade them for extra mash potatoes at lunch.
Prison is cruel.
He would agree, and we'd quickly become friends. I'd eventually hire someone to shank him in his sleep to get his cigarettes, then trade them for extra mash potatoes at lunch.
Prison is cruel.
If I ever go to prison, my plan is to eat my cellmate. "Guards. Guards. Come on guys I'm hungry. Can you bring me a sandwich? Or at least another cellmate. Maybe one not so stringy?"
Run or kick him in the stones I suppose, this isn't a situation I spend my free time planning to be honest.
My emote's not too proper either, though!
poor choice of words.
That's a very nonchalant emote considering the situation xDciortas1 said:
My emote's not too proper either, though!
Also a good plan, very unorthodox. He'll never see it coming...Blindswordmaster said:
poor choice of words.