*** Dream Interpretation ***

[deedee03]

I had a dream where I had to fill in for batman, and me and Commissionaire Gordon had to fight the Joker. The Joker killed Gordon and I was like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!."

O.O are you being serious

Uhh?.... Yeah.

uh.....ok.......O.O..............let me think............its telling me that ..........you dont like marvel so much....mabye ur upset at something and need to change over to something else-something you are too comfortable with needs to change-like if u live with ur parents u need to move out

Well first off I'm under age so yeah I still live with my parents, and I was sick with a fever when I had it. That wasn't the only weird dream I had that night. Oh and I like Marvel.

----->>>>>>>> id like to remind people that the meanings of these dreams dont always apply to you right away-sometimes it takes months or years-im just giving heads up

 

[Cavouku]

I'll say what I remember from my weirdest dream. Well, this was around the time I learned I could "dream blink". A power which I haven't been able to use in a while, since I usually am caught up believing my dreams are nonfiction during them.

Well, I remember I dreamed I was driving through sort of a desert, with, I don't know if I'd say my family, in the van. The van felt small, and dark, and they were all facing forward, I couldn't see their faces. I looked out the window. This deserty place (of which nowhere I live near) was really wide and barren. no cactus or cloud. We came to a two-way turn, and there was a wooden road sign on my (the right) side. Classic cartoony style, thin post, about 8 feet, light brown, and an arrow, that had some worn black text I couldn't read. Then, I saw a roadrunner. Not the roadrunner, a roadrunner. The real animal. I looked at it, and then I got the rush of consciousness that I was asleep. I blinked, thinking I'd wake up. I went right to a different dream.

I don't remember if there were any in between this one, but I remember I was on the bottom bunk of a bed. And the top bunk was... really high up. I was looking up, but, these two girls were hitting me with pillows... I was 8 at the time, not what you're thinking. Anyways, I remember they had on jeans, and one definitely had a purple wool sweater. They were about 12 or so? Well, they were hitting me and bouncing on the bed, but here's the creepy part - they had friggin' monster masks! Like some sort of orc, or goblin, or something. Green with giant underfangs. Creepy eyes. I was freaked out. I blinked again.

I don't remember anything after that, but I know there were others. I have different dreams if you'd like, but most of them are from my childhood. I don't remember dreams well because they feel real now.

contentment and good success in your efforts and security and news from a distance sounds odd since so much happened in your dream but thats what it means

Interesting. I have a few others. One very explicitly scary as hell, and a few others just odd.

1: The absolute earliest dream I remember, and my earliest memory at all. A sort of black-and-white washout of my family's car crashing. It hit a spike,a and swerved out, and this was between the gas station and corner store, right behind the house. I the car swerved violently and I saw it from movie-style angles. I saw a close up of the tire hitting the spike, and a facing-view of the swerving car, almost hitting the "camera".

I woke up, went downstairs, and asked if it was my birthday. I don't know of anything happening to me prior to that dream.

2: this is pretty straightforward, and not the scary one: A power ranger ate my foot! I'm serious, I was in the van, and there was a blue background outside, all blue. It was the blue ranger, he was outside, and his teeth were REAL! He'd gotten my foot through the half-open window and I was struggling to get away, as he was nearly EATING IT! This is more weird now, than scary, and I never held a grudge to ol' blue for it, but that may be because I think every episode of the power rangers have different rangers.

I can make more later if you'd like to psycho-evaluate me, or predict my future. No, I'm not being skeptically sarcastic, I'm kidding with you ^ ^

(The scary one is long drawn out, and I've used too much room here)

1st dream-sometimes when you dream in black and white it means something is forming-iit could be anything from a fight to a pregnancy and soon you will be involved in it-it is uncertian if it will be harmful but it seems like its very important to involve alot of people-mabye a large family gathering will occur and it will be verrrry important-wedding-funeral-something of that sort-i suggest save ur money to buy a nice gift

No, see... These were dreams I had when I was 4. That was the earliest dream I'd ever had. I don't remember any recent dreams.

 

[deedee03]

I'll say what I remember from my weirdest dream. Well, this was around the time I learned I could "dream blink". A power which I haven't been able to use in a while, since I usually am caught up believing my dreams are nonfiction during them.

Well, I remember I dreamed I was driving through sort of a desert, with, I don't know if I'd say my family, in the van. The van felt small, and dark, and they were all facing forward, I couldn't see their faces. I looked out the window. This deserty place (of which nowhere I live near) was really wide and barren. no cactus or cloud. We came to a two-way turn, and there was a wooden road sign on my (the right) side. Classic cartoony style, thin post, about 8 feet, light brown, and an arrow, that had some worn black text I couldn't read. Then, I saw a roadrunner. Not the roadrunner, a roadrunner. The real animal. I looked at it, and then I got the rush of consciousness that I was asleep. I blinked, thinking I'd wake up. I went right to a different dream.

I don't remember if there were any in between this one, but I remember I was on the bottom bunk of a bed. And the top bunk was... really high up. I was looking up, but, these two girls were hitting me with pillows... I was 8 at the time, not what you're thinking. Anyways, I remember they had on jeans, and one definitely had a purple wool sweater. They were about 12 or so? Well, they were hitting me and bouncing on the bed, but here's the creepy part - they had friggin' monster masks! Like some sort of orc, or goblin, or something. Green with giant underfangs. Creepy eyes. I was freaked out. I blinked again.

I don't remember anything after that, but I know there were others. I have different dreams if you'd like, but most of them are from my childhood. I don't remember dreams well because they feel real now.

contentment and good success in your efforts and security and news from a distance sounds odd since so much happened in your dream but thats what it means

Interesting. I have a few others. One very explicitly scary as hell, and a few others just odd.

1: The absolute earliest dream I remember, and my earliest memory at all. A sort of black-and-white washout of my family's car crashing. It hit a spike,a and swerved out, and this was between the gas station and corner store, right behind the house. I the car swerved violently and I saw it from movie-style angles. I saw a close up of the tire hitting the spike, and a facing-view of the swerving car, almost hitting the "camera".

I woke up, went downstairs, and asked if it was my birthday. I don't know of anything happening to me prior to that dream.

2: this is pretty straightforward, and not the scary one: A power ranger ate my foot! I'm serious, I was in the van, and there was a blue background outside, all blue. It was the blue ranger, he was outside, and his teeth were REAL! He'd gotten my foot through the half-open window and I was struggling to get away, as he was nearly EATING IT! This is more weird now, than scary, and I never held a grudge to ol' blue for it, but that may be because I think every episode of the power rangers have different rangers.

I can make more later if you'd like to psycho-evaluate me, or predict my future. No, I'm not being skeptically sarcastic, I'm kidding with you ^ ^

(The scary one is long drawn out, and I've used too much room here)

1st dream-sometimes when you dream in black and white it means something is forming-iit could be anything from a fight to a pregnancy and soon you will be involved in it-it is uncertian if it will be harmful but it seems like its very important to involve alot of people-mabye a large family gathering will occur and it will be verrrry important-wedding-funeral-something of that sort-i suggest save ur money to buy a nice gift

No, see... These were dreams I had when I was 4. That was the earliest dream I'd ever had. I don't remember any recent dreams.

that is all i got from your dream-i am sorry-let me know if anything big happens to you within the next few months like a giant wedding that you are in or something

 

[deedee03]

My favorite dream was this, and its strange and cool. Happened a week ago

Me and my two mates are at a female friends new years party and playing table football (of fussball), while people around us are chilling or making out. Then at midnight i go to a terrace and have fun with fireworks. I look around and from the terrace i can see the suburbs, and they are full of explosions from other people using fireworks, but its somewhat excessive. Then i see a plane on fire turning towards me and i hear a voice like from a radio saying "due to an emergency and riots we will be making a forced landing" at which point it starts turning to the terrace i am at and i think to myself "well its not going to hit me" . Then it starts going straight at me and i run into the building. Half way through the room it gets filled with fire, i stop moving and withing a second i no longer see fire, but white light, everywhere, nothing else to be seen. After a few seconds i woke up, sweaty and shaking

Tell me thats not weird and cool, and i doubt it could be interpreted.[/quote------------------>>>>>>>>>> sounds like a social event will be a big important deal to you -ull meet ur other half or someone incredable and it will be the highlight of your life-thought upon alot

 

[New Troll]

I generally have real nice dreams, but I had one yesterday that made me feel depressed when I woke.

My brother and I are walking over to my fiance's house with a huge new stereo. I lay the stereo down in her garage because she's not home. We decide to go sit across the street on a grassy embankment and wait for her. We discuss her in some detail. After a little while she arrives with another guy who picks up the stereo and carries it inside for her. I know he's taking the credit for her new stereo, but don't want to say anything.

Now I'm inside her place and she's sitting on her couch and laughing alon with someone else. Not sure who for I never look at anyone but her. My brother is near me and I see myself looking at items in his car, a record, a textbook, a dress. I have the dress in my hands, it's red and flowery, and I'm giving it to my fiance. My brother complains for it's his and not mine to give away, but I'm in charge so he has to back down. My fiance takes the dress with a smile, but notices it's way too tall for her and the sleeves are too long. I tell her she can easily alter the dress to fit. She gets up and hangs it in her bedroom closet. I notice the stereo already all set up on her huge white dresser. There's also a white standing mirror nearby. I look blurry in the reflection.

Now we're all in the backyard, but this is my parent's house. My brother and his wife and my sister with her husband are here helping my parents build a shed. I'm wanting to help, but my fiance comes first. She's talking, not sure if to me, but she's just smiling and having a good time. The other guy is standing next to her. I feel very competitive, like I'm in some sort of competition with this guy. Finally she turns and starts to walk away, the guy with her. I call after her by her first name. She ignores me. I call after her using the name most people call her. She ignores me. I call after her using her full name. The guy keeps walking into a white cloud while she stops. She turns and faces me with a smile still on her face.

"I love you."

She replies, "I know." I'm transfixed on her smile, but she just turns and disappears into the cloud. I feel I lost.

 

[ffs-dontcare]

I had these really weird dreams within the last month or so. Take a stab at them if you want, but I'd be interested to know what you have to say about them. Names have been changed.

FIRST DREAM:

I dreamt I was visiting Julie. It was a very strange but welcome dream. I stepped out from the car, scrunching my face at its other inhabitants in a display of faux defiance. She walked out the front door, our eyes met and she leapt into my arms, wrapping herself around me as tight as she could. I returned the favour eagerly, as the moment couldn't have been better. She continued to stay wrapped around me as I walked into the house, her legs now around my waist in a somewhat dodgy-looking but ultimately innocent manner. I later had to drop her, as incredibly lightweight as she was, as her sister Liz asked me to join her in the laundry room (what?). She told me she wanted to know more about me, due to her being concerned about her dear sister being friends with what was to her a stranger. At some point after I told her my age and how Julie and I met, she was soon grinding her backside against my... er, frontside, and made it apparent that she was very sexually attracted to me, but I suspected that she was testing me, to see if I would do something dodgy with her which would aid in her final judgment of me. She undid her bra beneath her shirt, without actually taking her shirt off or ceasing to grind against me, and as it slipped downward she beckoned for me to move my hands upward. I didn't do this, however, as the dream quickly ended. (Note: I wouldn't have done it even if the dream had continued - I won't explain why.)
Also, Liz changes her hair colour often but in this particular dream she was blonde.

SECOND DREAM (I recorded this down five minutes after I woke up):

It started out with me, my uncle and paternal grandparents arranging and going on a trip to Auckland to hang out in the park (my nan referred to it as "the park") and see a movie. The trip between Tok and Auckland took 1 hour, as opposed to the standard 3 hours. Soon, I met up with Madeline. Her hair was blonde and the same length as it was when I first met her (down to her shoulders), but for the majority of the dream it was dyed black, a bit longer and tied up. She was wearing a teal dress thingy, with a black short-sleeved overshirt thingy unbuttoned and worn over it. It was one of those formal-type dresses, so there was no cleavage or revealing of certain parts. We were hanging out in the city at first but soon we were at her house, which she had just moved into with her family (this is when her hair changed from blonde to black). Her kitchen was full of random spices. Not sure why. We were being so random for some reason, but it was really fun. We were laughing and smiling a lot. At least it meant I wasn't boring. For some reason, we shifted into ballroom dancing around the kitchen and I was expectedly inept at it. She didn't mind. We were just being silly after all. At some point, I tried lifting her over my shoulder, something she laughed about. I couldn't do it. I'm weak, even in my dreams. I did, however, manage to lift her up and carry her around by way of having my right arm draped around her belly (as much as I hate to use that word). Weird, since I could barely lift her up earlier in the dream. I carried her over to the front window, where she noticed a painted house across the street. She saw a man through its glass sliding door, watching TV. She went silent for a short moment. I asked what was wrong. She said her father was living "in that paperback house" (eh?). Her father, who had abused her when she were a child and left her mother to raise her and her sisters on her own*.

* This isn't true IRL, but in the dream it was. I suspect this was a carry-over of some sort from my memories of Julie (from the first dream), as her father did the same thing to her and then abandoned her mother, leaving her to raise her daughters on her own.

 

[EchetusXe]

With all my school friends. We have to go to these breeding chambers to make babies (I think this is government orders or something). This chamber is just basically a small room with big glass windows. We are paired off (I don't remember how; I think we just somehow already knew). I get paired with this pretty descent girl/woman. I have never seen her before in my life, she never went my school, but I seem to know her in my dream.

We all wait as each couple go into the room and try to conceive a child. I question the point of the exercise; questioning why we go into this room, why can't we use our own beds I ask? Secretly I am thinking there are too many babies already, but I don't question the PURPOSE of the exercise, just the way in which it is done (I say conceive a lot). I seem to be getting through to my classmates. However they accept what they must do and I don't object to it in principle because the girl/woman I am with is pretty hot.

The sex does not seem very good (I only look through the glass on one anonymous couple) as they are full clothed, I think this leads to me questioning the point of the room. I also don't want to question the thing too much for fear or upsetting my girl/woman, who I do want to have sex with.

Anyway, as time drags on I could do with a piss so I go off in search of a toilet without telling anyone. I don't think there is any harm in this, though I am aware there is a small risk. There is no order to the breeding so I am aware that I may offend my girl/woman if we wait until the end, but I figure there is no fuss, plus if we are last that no other couples are waiting and watching us so we can have some privacy.

Anyway, I go in one room and by mistake it is my old Biology room with a class full of kids, I quickly leave with no fuss. I try the next room and it is my old English room. My English teacher spots me and orders me to sit down in class. I sit next to this guy who was a schoolmate kinda, but not a friend. I ask if I can go to the toilet, planning to return to the breeding chamber after my piss. She says I can when I hand in my homework/book. I look for it and hope that what I find is it. She doesn't seem to think it is. I begin to feel a bit desperate now as I think the breeding exercise must be finishing and I'm stuck in this shitty lesson. I feel disappointed and like I let my girl/woman down, wondering if this is my fault, but I am resigned to my fate. I wake up. (Even awake I am pissed off I didn't have sex with the girl/woman).



Oh yeah: I left school a long time ago and my English teacher was a complete ***** in real life.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I love telling this, uh, 'dream' to people. The looks are priceless.

I was riding through Middle Earth on a Harley, racing towards... some elfy city, I think it was the one where the Fellowship started.

Anyway, I'm racing the Ents, who are skating on shortbuses. I don't know if I won or not either.

It would be funny to realize what this meant.

I was not watching Lord of the Rings, nor reading it, nor drunk. It just happened.


Also, Sauron was a drag queen.

 

[deedee03]

I generally have real nice dreams, but I had one yesterday that made me feel depressed when I woke.

My brother and I are walking over to my fiance's house with a huge new stereo. I lay the stereo down in her garage because she's not home. We decide to go sit across the street on a grassy embankment and wait for her. We discuss her in some detail. After a little while she arrives with another guy who picks up the stereo and carries it inside for her. I know he's taking the credit for her new stereo, but don't want to say anything.

Now I'm inside her place and she's sitting on her couch and laughing alon with someone else. Not sure who for I never look at anyone but her. My brother is near me and I see myself looking at items in his car, a record, a textbook, a dress. I have the dress in my hands, it's red and flowery, and I'm giving it to my fiance. My brother complains for it's his and not mine to give away, but I'm in charge so he has to back down. My fiance takes the dress with a smile, but notices it's way too tall for her and the sleeves are too long. I tell her she can easily alter the dress to fit. She gets up and hangs it in her bedroom closet. I notice the stereo already all set up on her huge white dresser. There's also a white standing mirror nearby. I look blurry in the reflection.

Now we're all in the backyard, but this is my parent's house. My brother and his wife and my sister with her husband are here helping my parents build a shed. I'm wanting to help, but my fiance comes first. She's talking, not sure if to me, but she's just smiling and having a good time. The other guy is standing next to her. I feel very competitive, like I'm in some sort of competition with this guy. Finally she turns and starts to walk away, the guy with her. I call after her by her first name. She ignores me. I call after her using the name most people call her. She ignores me. I call after her using her full name. The guy keeps walking into a white cloud while she stops. She turns and faces me with a smile still on her face.

"I love you."

She replies, "I know." I'm transfixed on her smile, but she just turns and disappears into the cloud. I feel I lost.

ur sad because you cant get things right-relationship wise there will be someone u will like and u will try to get them to recognise you and she will never unless you go straight up to her and say i want to date you-go out to dinner with me! O.O do it or ull regret it everyday of your life

 

[deedee03]

The dreams I have, however vivid and outlandish, mostly just point to having an active imagination. I've never really seen much practical, real life insight gleaned from them, save the blatantly obvious.

Though, for the record, I'm an activation synthesis guy myself.

i love it when people say that reading dreams is....retarded and pointless its like people saying ghosts are not real when its been proved that energy cant die it just goes somewhere else

 

[deedee03]

The dreams I have, however vivid and outlandish, mostly just point to having an active imagination. I've never really seen much practical, real life insight gleaned from them, save the blatantly obvious.

Though, for the record, I'm an activation synthesis guy myself.

i love it when people say that reading dreams is....retarded and pointless its like people saying ghosts are not real when its been proved that energy cant die it just goes somewhere else

I didn't say it was retarded or pointless and I meant no insult by it. All I meant was that for me, in my own experience, the messages of dreams seem inherently obvious (e.g. I've got strong feelings for a girl and feel jealous and during that time dream about her flaunting affections for someone else). Similarly, all the abstract weirdness and symbolism in my dreams seems an awful lot like the science fiction I read, the artwork I draw or look at, or other visual ques from my waking consciousness being re-assembled.

I suppose I'm a skeptic with a view of the world informed by science, but I'm agnostic about it - not hard edge at all. Things exist that science can't account for, and the truth of subjective experience is, pragmatically speaking, as real as any objectively valid "truth". If people find insight, empowerment, gestalt or satisfaction in analyzing their dreams, more power to them, but in my life I've found little reward in trying to sift through my unconscious experience for, well, whatever there is to find.

i believe that the unconscious is there for a reason-this reminds me of something that had to do with my grandmother-she had 2 strokes and the doctors put her into a nursing home and said she lost her left side and can never walk again-she began physical theropy and walked everyday because she supposedly trained her other side to withstand the weight of her right and left side science said she could never do it and she did-untill she got so weak she cant even hold her head up almost now-and she refused to continue because in the back of her mind the weakness scared her and she was out of her comfort zone ------when i used to start doing anything paranormal it always made me sick or tired beyond belief but its like excersizing and being in pain afterwards-its the muscles ur using that are under cobwebs that are never stimulated-its like learning to write with ur left hand cause ur right is broken-urggggggg-the point is it is there people just dont use it and science hasnt had enough people who are as you put it paranormal to make enough examinations to prove its really working because everyone who is paranormal(EVERYONE) is too scared to try it because they would be considered not normal and it seems like nowadays too many people want to be normal-how can science evolve is everyone and everything stays the same?????? there has to be something else outside of the norm to improve the norm so we can become more....right ???? like the swine flu mutating into something harsh so we have to use something new in the shots so we can handle the swine flu better-its like adding reading dreams to our everyday life to avoid catastrophes so we can live better-its not all too different -in fact its the same-u just choose not to see its a good thing -its just scientifically a flop-i dont understand how science can dull things like that when its got the same effect on life --its like the swine flu is catholic and reading dreams is jewish and everyone in the science field is catholic so they cant believe it

 

[the protaginist]

Think you can do a dream of my friends?

In the dream, her parents suggested her and her sisters go out on dates.

She went out with me, and at the end of the date she got really horny and we ended up having sex in the bathroom. But there was a Ruler where my wedding tackle should've been. And at the end of the dream, I got her sister pregnant.

Try making heads or tails of this, if you would.

 

[deedee03]

Think you can do a dream of my friends?

In the dream, her parents suggested her and her sisters go out on dates.

She went out with me, and at the end of the date she got really horny and we ended up having sex in the bathroom. But there was a Ruler where my wedding tackle should've been. And at the end of the dream, I got her sister pregnant.

Try making heads or tails of this, if you would.

it just means you and ur friends are very comfortable together and she or he accepts you into his or her family - if you like her brother and are worried shed mind-dont worry bout it

 

[EeveeElectro]

Awww, I used to love doing this for my friends.
I'll try to help too if anyone wants

 

[723N]

I had a dream when I was younger (5-10 yrs, recurring) where I was on top of one of my relatives' trucks. It's usually a red or white truck. Then they open the pop-up sun window on the top of the vehicle and I fall off backwards. Except I don't hit the ground when I fall, I just keep falling.

If you understand this at all please let me know.

Edit: I've also had dreams lately where girls in my classes try to stalk me when I'm walking/driving home from school back to my house. Then they try to seduce me. Is this good or bad?

 

[Pimppeter2]

I was in my school and on my way to class when I remembered that I didn't do any of my Ap European history packet. I was all like shizz, then I woke up. I luled and went back to sleep

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Anyone have a dream they would like to have me read-just explain the dream the best you can adding colors and objects such as ice or a car and ill do the best that i can -DO NOT tell me anything about your life as is the dream explains your life and whats happening in it so ill know anyways

This dream was a while back, but I'll pretend it occurred last night. Anyways, in my dream, I go over to the house of this girl I know (friend). It's oddly nearly all white on the inside, and very neat all around. When me and her get talking, I notice she has an English accent (she's American), and she states that she's a vampire. From there, she starts saying she loves me, wants to live with me, etc. And that's where the dream ends basically. I'm very interested to see what your interpretation of this will be.