Drink Recipies you say?

[chumpzilla_69]

This is due to my lack of finding an actual thread about drink recipies, so feel free to share ANY of yours, be they classic cocktails, mind-numbing new alcoholic creations , non-alcoholic drinks or just a multi-sensory romp. These can be as madcap and dangerous as you desire.

I'll start this ball rolling with one concucted on a school trip to morrocco (non-alcoholic)it was dubbed rocket fuel:

Take a half box of lucozade powder
Mix it into a half liter of coke
Add any brand of Energy Tablets (preferably a whole pack of crushed up lucozade ones)
shake untill its roughly the consistency of syrup.
For most faithfull results - Leave to heat in a backpack for 4 days in over 60 degree heat then leave it in a stream for 12 hours, then reheat.
For speed - 5 mins on high microwave, cool, then heat again to roughly body temperature.

Should cause you to see the edge of the universe
Enjoy

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Ahh my trusty Drink recipe iphone app...

Tokyo Ice tea....

1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz rum
1 oz Tequilla
2 oz kiwi liqueur

Mix the alchohol and ad 1 oz sugarsyrup, ice, 7 up and some pieces of lemon. Stir.

If thats what ice tea is in Tokyo...,

 

[PumpItUp]

Here's a sweet, non-alcoholic candy drink:

A small can or bottle of Sprite
A pouch of Fun-Dip (yes, I'm serious)

Mix the two and you'll get a foamy, CO2 infused sugar bomb, flavored by whatever flavor Fun-Dip you used. It's surprisingly good, if you like sugar-heavy drinks.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Take one bottle of bleach.

Enjoy.

 

[new_age_reject]

Coke and Jagermeister, what more could you want!?

 

[Andalusa]

1 cup puppy blood
2 cups kitten brains
1 cup orphan
Blend until smooth.

...Yeah, I'm not a big alcohol kind of guy. I get migraines with just one glass of wine.
Curse my faulty genetics.

EDIT: Oh, and to anyone who finds my joke distasteful:
Image

That made me giggle but:
<- The avatar, would you really drink this kitten's brain?

Also, I don't do my own drinks, I'm quite happy with water or diet coke yumm. I do, however, do food recipes. I'm trying out sugary sweet stuff at the mo'

 

[chumpzilla_69]

Frankly, that stuff sounds disgusting. Don't have anything to share of my own however, unless you want to go to the hospital.

It has.... a punch to it. But once you get past the need to wash your eyes from the tingling sensation, its fucking dynamite

 

[Epifols]

Ok first of all, you are supposed to give these in parts, not volume. And if you guys don't have any to share, why bother posting?

Never tried Jagermeister with coke, but if you take a shot if it with a red bull shot in a hurricane shot glass thats really good. I don't usually drink mixed stuff, just shots with Monster chaser.

Caribou Lou is not impressive at all, but here's the recipe.
1 1/2 parts 151 proof rum
1 part Malibu® coconut rum
5 parts pineapple juice

 

[Andalusa]

...No.
It's so cute though!
HOW COULD I
*sob*

It's ok, I'm sure he forgives you.
*pats shoulder*

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

1 cup puppy blood
2 cups kitten brains
1 cup orphan
Blend until smooth.

...Yeah, I'm not a big alcohol kind of guy. I get migraines with just one glass of wine.
Curse my faulty genetics.

EDIT: Oh, and to anyone who finds my joke distasteful:
Image

That made me giggle but:
<- The avatar, would you really drink this kitten's brain?

I would.

 

[EchetusXe]

1. Swig of blue stuff
2. Swig of red stuff
3. Swig of black stuff

Whatever that stuff was the guy threw up for the rest of the night, so errr, be careful with experimenting guys (with alcohol).

 

[Andalusa]

1 cup puppy blood
2 cups kitten brains
1 cup orphan
Blend until smooth.

...Yeah, I'm not a big alcohol kind of guy. I get migraines with just one glass of wine.
Curse my faulty genetics.

EDIT: Oh, and to anyone who finds my joke distasteful:
Image

That made me giggle but:
<- The avatar, would you really drink this kitten's brain?

I would.

That's evil.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

1 cup puppy blood
2 cups kitten brains
1 cup orphan
Blend until smooth.

...Yeah, I'm not a big alcohol kind of guy. I get migraines with just one glass of wine.
Curse my faulty genetics.

EDIT: Oh, and to anyone who finds my joke distasteful:
Image

That made me giggle but:
<- The avatar, would you really drink this kitten's brain?

I would.

That's evil.

Am I evil? Yes I am.

 

[blackcherry]

Perhaps the opposite or just a case of delayed reaction drinks ut here is something we cooked up on the trip to the UKGD at Birmingham last year,

1 Can of red bull
2 Travel sweets(the kind that come in the tins)
2 Gummy bears
1 Bottle of lukezade

Mix the two drinks together until the fizz is gone then slowly add the travel sweets and gummy bears. Drink. I shut my mate, who is usually very hyper, up for about 12 hours. Then at about 3 in the morning he lept from his bed and proceeded to entertain us by whizzing all over the room like a skittish cat (front flips included).

 

[Andalusa]

Am I evil? Yes I am.

But... the kittens. There's no need to take it out on kittens. Use puppies instead.
EDIT: Pleeeeease.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Anybody know how to make a Flaming Meaux?