Drink Recipies you say?

[TheRightToArmBears]

Am I evil? Yes I am.

But... the kittens. There's no need to take it out on kittens. Use puppies instead.
EDIT: Pleeeeease.

Kittens taste better.

And here's a non-alcoholic one

1/2 litre of pure orange squash
pack of energy pills (preferably a whole pack of lucozade)
100ml of honey
500ml of Lilt

Shake untill frothy. Some stirring may be required beforehand. Vodka can be added for alcohol.

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

skittle vodka. look it up. it's to good

 

[Andalusa]

Better idea: Orphans.
Just a lot of orphans.
REVISED DRINK RECIPE:
1 part orphan blood
2 parts orphan brain
2 parts orphan liver

blend until delicious.

Eating babies isn't evil because everyone knows they're not people yet.

Truer words were never spoken.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

My recipe is not really a recipe, but bear in mind, it is the best thing anyone could do with an afternoon.

1 pitcher of Alexander Keiths India Pale Ale beer
1 pitcher mango bellini

alternate drinking pints of each, and presto, joyful bliss in your mouth.

 

[Isalan]

An old favourite from an old barman:

Fruit Machine

Right, first off its made to be a pint, so theoretically it could be poured as 2 halves, but thats your call.

2x 50 ml Cointreau
2x 50 ml Archers
1x 100 ml Taboo
Fresh Orange Juice
1 bottle of Orange Reef (I'm not even sure this is around anymore, if not substitute more fresh orange juice and a 50 ml shot of vodka)

Serve over crushed ice.

The key to this drink is the sugar content, sugar enters the blood stream faster than alcohol, so this drink leads to you getting pretty hammered in a fairly short amount of time.

HEALTH AND SAFETY WARNING: For the love of god, don't get wasted, tie yourself to a bear and blame me. I will laugh at you til I cough up a vital organ.

 

[Andalusa]

Good to see someone agrees.
Just remember: In Soviet Russia, baby shakes you.

*salutes* Duly noted.

 

[Andalusa]

They're sneaky.
Little bastards...
...HOW COME WHEREVER I GO, I DERAIL THREADS
Seriously, I think I have a condition.

Don't worry about it, I managed to turn a (no text) thread into one about dark chocolate truffles, cake and a t-shirt contest entry.

 

[elemenetal150]

for those of you who want to fuck with some one when they turn 21 try these two shots
The Dirty Sanchez
1 part Jose
1 part Baileys
2 to 3 drops of Tabasco

The Queer Lumber Jack (this one isn't actually that bad)
1 part Triple Sec
1 part Gin
1 Part Bourbon Whiskey (Jim is what we usually use)

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Am I evil? Yes I am.

But... the kittens. There's no need to take it out on kittens. Use puppies instead.

Better idea: Orphans.
Just a lot of orphans.
REVISED DRINK RECIPE:
1 part orphan blood
2 parts orphan brain
2 parts orphan liver

blend until delicious.

Eating babies isn't evil because everyone knows they're not people yet.

I prefer to let them mature for five years first.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Am I evil? Yes I am.

But... the kittens. There's no need to take it out on kittens. Use puppies instead.

Better idea: Orphans.
Just a lot of orphans.
REVISED DRINK RECIPE:
1 part orphan blood
2 parts orphan brain
2 parts orphan liver

blend until delicious.

Eating babies isn't evil because everyone knows they're not people yet.

I prefer to let them mature for five years first.

Then you have to feed them occasionally.
That's a lot of money. Like...four bucks a month.

You haven't heard of the magic of dustbins then.

 

[Andalusa]

They're sneaky.
Little bastards...
...HOW COME WHEREVER I GO, I DERAIL THREADS
Seriously, I think I have a condition.

Don't worry about it, I managed to turn a (no text) thread into one about dark chocolate truffles, cake and a t-shirt contest entry.

I remember.
I was there as well.
Myself, and people around me, tend to derail thre--HEY

for those of you who want to fuck with some one when they turn 21 try these two shots
The Dirty Sanchez
1 part Jose
1 part Baileys
2 to 3 drops of Tabasco

The Queer Lumber Jack (this one isn't actually that bad)
1 part Triple Sec
1 part Gin
1 Part Bourbon Whiskey (Jim is what we usually use)

WHAT IS THIS?
NO ON-TOPIC POSTS, YOUNG MAN
Anyway, we always derail threads for some reason. I seriously have no clue why!

*stares into the middle distance* good times...

And because it's fun.

Am I evil? Yes I am.

But... the kittens. There's no need to take it out on kittens. Use puppies instead.

Better idea: Orphans.
Just a lot of orphans.
REVISED DRINK RECIPE:
1 part orphan blood
2 parts orphan brain
2 parts orphan liver

blend until delicious.

Eating babies isn't evil because everyone knows they're not people yet.

I prefer to let them mature for five years first.

Then you have to feed them occasionally.
That's a lot of money. Like...four bucks a month.

You feed them that much? Or maybe I just don't feed them enough...

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Am I evil? Yes I am.

But... the kittens. There's no need to take it out on kittens. Use puppies instead.

Better idea: Orphans.
Just a lot of orphans.
REVISED DRINK RECIPE:
1 part orphan blood
2 parts orphan brain
2 parts orphan liver

blend until delicious.

Eating babies isn't evil because everyone knows they're not people yet.

I prefer to let them mature for five years first.

Then you have to feed them occasionally.
That's a lot of money. Like...four bucks a month.

You haven't heard of the magic of dustbins then.

I had not. Tell me of this interesting device, friend.

Rummage in your neighbours dustbins. Anything that was food can be fed to your orphan. However, try not to give them too mouldy food, it spoils the flavour.

 

[Andalusa]

It is, indeed, fun!
I find the problem is getting a good balance.
Too much food and they get fatty, and that's no good. Too long to chop through the fat.
Too little, and their brain isn't as full as it could be.
*Sigh* Our lives are so hard.

Oh, so hard.
Saving kittens and finding out how to make the perfect orphan smoothie.
It's pretty exhausting work.