Drive-by insults

[Caimekaze]

this is one of the reasons i hate australia

Spoiler: crude language

every time you are within 5 meters of a car - moving or stationary - for a long time, you get '****!' shouted at you.

Every time you cross a street at least 50 meters ahead of a car and they will automatically speed up so that you only miss getting smashed by a few meters - generally they follow this up with a honk.

I am not exaggerating - i live currently in australia's CAPITAL - canberra - and every car does this.

That said, it's totally my fault for being insecure about other people's opinions of me and therefore being bothered by these honks.

but still, too many australians (that said - i find many other 'races' to exhibit these qualities) are f*cking tools.

urprobablyright wishes the world was full of urprobablyrights

Granted, this may be because you live in Canberra, home of bogans and politicians. I can't imagine a worse place to be.

This has started to happen to me... but they seem to be complimenting me. It's scary and strange...

 

[hannahdonno]

I've once been told "Nice shorts!" when I was walking down to the university sports fields in my hockey kit. That was pretty moronic - I mean, I was carrying a kit bag and hockey stick - it's obvious that I don't dress up like this casually when it's like minus three outside!

Still, the idea of smashing their car windows in with said hockey stick kept me entertained for the rest of the walk.

DIRTY REDHEAD.

Oh, thanks for letting me in on the colour of my own hair, you morons.

They're just jealous of the fact that us gingers are clearly the master race and will one day overthrow the universe...

...bugger - I shouldn't have told you all that!

Ahh, thanks for blowing up our plans! Now everyone is in on it! Secret world domination plan B is now in action...

*loads revolver*
I'm watching the both of you.

You'll never find us. We will have taken complete control of the UN by 2011. Watch out.

Sadly, he's possibly kind of right. Our godlike hair follicles do tend to act as something of a warning beacon which makes hiding from revolver-wielding-Maxes a little tricky.

[EDIT]: Still, we'll have to UN - we can just slap him with an arms embargo or something.

"Godlke follicles" HAHAAA ;D But yepp, we do tend to stick out a bit but only because we turn heads with our luscious locks.

 

[hannahdonno]

It's happened once or twice.
It's impossible to hear, just sounds like "arurggurraaaa!"

One time a mate got a full Coke bottle thrown at him from a passing car.

Upside: Free Coke!

You'll never find us. We will have taken complete control of the UN by 2011. Watch out.

Pah, there aren't enough of you to take over the UN!
Anyway, you live in the UK. The place Google is casing with their street-level cameras.
Finding you all should be easy.

We currenlt have a breeding programme. And we just have to take over Google as well.

 

[hannahdonno]

"Godlke follicles" HAHAAA ;D But yepp, we do tend to stick out a bit but only because we turn heads with our luscious locks.

PSHHHH. "Turn heads" my ass.
Gingers...pah.

We currenlt have a breeding programme. And we just have to take over Google as well.

That's okay, I can kill anything you send at me. The only question is, "can you keep up?"

Sadly, he's possibly kind of right. Our godlike hair follicles do tend to act as something of a warning beacon which makes hiding from revolver-wielding-Maxes a little tricky.

[EDIT]: Still, we'll have to UN - we can just slap him with an arms embargo or something.

Nobody can hide from me.
Or my trusty Revolver of Doom.

But in all seriousness, red hair and (often) pale skin sort of stands out in a crowd.

There will so many of us you won't know which way to turn! And of course we can keep up- ever heard of the statement that redheads are generally more... well... 'sexually energetic'? (I was trying to avoid the word horny).

 

[hannahdonno]

Sadly, he's possibly kind of right. Our godlike hair follicles do tend to act as something of a warning beacon which makes hiding from revolver-wielding-Maxes a little tricky.

[EDIT]: Still, we'll have to UN - we can just slap him with an arms embargo or something.

Nobody can hide from me.
Or my trusty Revolver of Doom.

But in all seriousness, red hair and (often) pale skin sort of stands out in a crowd.

Ha! One-quarter Italian, bitches! I can actually tan! >

LUCKY! I'm the typical pale, freckly ginge girl );

 

[hannahdonno]

There will so many of us you won't know which way to turn! And of course we can keep up- ever heard of the statement that redheads are generally more... well... 'sexually energetic'? (I was trying to avoid the word horny).

That just gives me more incentive to hunt them!

Well that is just slightly creepy.

 

[QadburysCremEgg]

DIRTY REDHEAD.

Oh, thanks for letting me in on the colour of my own hair, you morons.

~sigh~ This happens in Ireland all the time, the numbr of times I've been told to get a haircut is almost ridiculous, but I've heard much worse, which I shall not tarnish the escapist with by repeating.

i also live in ireland and have long red hair (which il admit is unsual for a guy) so anywho me and some friends were walking next up the dublin road(very busy street) and this chav yelled somthing "nasty" at me but he was stuck in traffic(so very very wise) so i yelled somthing i thought was "nasty" back he opened the door slightly to signify that he would be willing to fight me, so i droped my bag and walked over. He closed and locked the door then rolled up the window
long story short im six feet tall and seventeen stone so... i think the funny part is he didnt seem to realise i was far away.

 

[SmilingKitsune]

DIRTY REDHEAD.

Oh, thanks for letting me in on the colour of my own hair, you morons.

~sigh~ This happens in Ireland all the time, the numbr of times I've been told to get a haircut is almost ridiculous, but I've heard much worse, which I shall not tarnish the escapist with by repeating.

i also live in ireland and have long red hair (which il admit is unsual for a guy) so anywho me and some friends were walking next up the dublin road(very busy street) and this chav yelled somthing "nasty" at me but he was stuck in traffic(so very very wise) so i yelled somthing i thought was "nasty" back he opened the door slightly to signify that he would be willing to fight me, so i droped my bag and walked over. He closed and locked the door then rolled up the window
long story short im six feet tall and seventeen stone so... i think the funny part is he didnt seem to realise i was far away.

Well good on you for standing up to him.

 

[Sarcastic Chimp]

One time it happened when I was with my otherhalf - So naturally I was pissed off, then their car broke down when they stalled a couple of feet on. Me punching them in the face ensued.

Pure awesome

 

[open trap]

it happens to me in america all the time and it scares the shit out of me because they come up from behinde me and yell at the top of their lungs but im used to it now and have enouph time to flip them off as they drive away

 

[MercurySteam]

If you're actually bothered by this then you deserve to be insulted.

Can't argue with that logic!

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

People simply honk their horns at passers-by and laugh if they flinch. Its pathetic.

I've seen even sadder, but still the same sort of concept. A couple of years ago I was in town with my mum when I heard a car horn blare near me. These idiots had actually parked their car in a dark drive with the headlights on low and were beeping at any passersby. I have no faith left in my country.

 

[rainman2203]

I live in a university that populated with quite a few fraternity brothers. We all know how kind these fellows are reputed to be. I was walking behind a girl once (not creepily) on a rainy day and this car swerved over the the curb and drenched this poor girl with splash from the puddles on the side of the road. As I turned around to flip them off, I saw the Greek symbols on the back, and little in me was surprised. Not quite a drive by insult, but childish nonetheless.

 

[Sarcastic Chimp]

"Get a hair cut!"
thanks I think I will

"Damn I forgot about my hair. Thank you, kind sir, for reminding me".

 

[hannahdonno]

There will so many of us you won't know which way to turn! And of course we can keep up- ever heard of the statement that redheads are generally more... well... 'sexually energetic'? (I was trying to avoid the word horny).

That just gives me more incentive to hunt them!

Well that is just slightly creepy.

Those are the words that will go on my gravestone.
"Just slightly creepy."

I just realised what's happened here. Max! Your presence derailed the thread AGAIN!!!

Damnit, not again!
*kicks at the ground* Not fair...

Tut tut, you should be talking about drive-by insults! So yerr... I'm in a car and I shout at you "That would be inappropiate for a gravestone, as it would make anyone looking at it feel accused of being a necrophiliac" It works in my head...