Drive-by insults
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I get either...
A) 'Oi! Hairy! Nice Beard!'
or...
B) 'Oi! Beardy! Nice Hair!'
Followed by a sneer and the spinning of tires.
A) 'Oi! Hairy! Nice Beard!'
or...
B) 'Oi! Beardy! Nice Hair!'
Followed by a sneer and the spinning of tires.
I give people the thumbs-up, for no particular reason. It's especially awkward if you do it to someone who is walking behind you - they won't know what to do. Good times, good times.
Thanks for your contribution, Hairy McBeardy the Thaird. Ha! My wit astounds me.Dale Cooper said:
Well, it has happened to me. My and my grandparents my mom and boprther where hanging out on my grandparent's porch, this guy was sitting at the intersection the house is on, and as he was pulling away he screams "Porchmonkeys!" I thought his ignorance was hilarious, because it is a racial thing and we aren't the race that was implied for(If i remeber the definition correctly it is against black people, we are white, very white)
some people shouted "fat arse!" at me from across the street. so i calmly stoped. reached over my shoulder. and. pulled. out. the. rifle. and just casualy started to load it. they ran like the wind on steriods!
to those wondering why i was carrying a rifle in england, i was on my way back from a clay-pigeon shooting club i work at.
to those wondering why i was carrying a rifle in england, i was on my way back from a clay-pigeon shooting club i work at.
This thread gave me the image of someone shooting words out of a gun in a car...Cpt_Oblivious said:
I guess your just waiting for the day someone shouts "Oi, nice beard and hair!"Dale Cooper said:
It seems in your area there a lot of people who like your beard but hate your hair, and other people who hate your beard and love your hair. Either that or you live in an area inhabited by fuckwits.
My guess is the latter?
Ahh, thanks for blowing up our plans! Now everyone is in on it! Secret world domination plan B is now in action...Chris B Chikin said:I've once been told "Nice shorts!" when I was walking down to the university sports fields in my hockey kit. That was pretty moronic - I mean, I was carrying a kit bag and hockey stick - it's obvious that I don't dress up like this casually when it's like minus three outside!
Still, the idea of smashing their car windows in with said hockey stick kept me entertained for the rest of the walk.
They're just jealous of the fact that us gingers are clearly the master race and will one day overthrow the universe...hannahdonno said:
...bugger - I shouldn't have told you all that!
You'll never find us. We will have taken complete control of the UN by 2011. Watch out.MaxTheReaper said:*loads revolver*hannahdonno said:Ahh, thanks for blowing up our plans! Now everyone is in on it! Secret world domination plan B is now in action...Chris B Chikin said:I've once been told "Nice shorts!" when I was walking down to the university sports fields in my hockey kit. That was pretty moronic - I mean, I was carrying a kit bag and hockey stick - it's obvious that I don't dress up like this casually when it's like minus three outside!
Still, the idea of smashing their car windows in with said hockey stick kept me entertained for the rest of the walk.
They're just jealous of the fact that us gingers are clearly the master race and will one day overthrow the universe...hannahdonno said:
...bugger - I shouldn't have told you all that!
I'm watching the both of you.
Over in the States, down in the Dirty South of Texas, had a redneck guy drive by, squeel his tires, roll down the window, and laugh uncontrollably. I laughed right with him, the guy was about 300 pounds, and when he braked, his buddy next to him slammed the bejesus out of his forehead, and the airbag indentions where on his forehead.