Drive-by insults

[internutt]

Yeah, One said "LOOK AT THE BUSH HEAD" as I have a large afro, then ironicly he crashed into a bush.


Thank you good karma.

Afros are awesome. They were probably jealous.

 

[SmartIdiot]

My friend Jo and I often encounter each other on the road, we stop our cars to chat and trade insults, eventually holding up traffic. Great fun.
Okay that was only twice.

Drive by insults are so stupid, I prefer drive by recognition, people think you're crazier for it. For example I'll see someone I know (it's not always someone I know though...) and just scream and throw the horns followed by an 'ALRIGHT!!!'. Then I have to pull the wheel around as I've gone on the pavement again.

 

[Fairee]

DIRTY REDHEAD.

Oh, thanks for letting me in on the colour of my own hair, you morons.

Agreed. I get it all the time

The number of times people think they're the first person to realise I'm ginger, and feel the need to say so

Actually, I've never had that. Everyone says I look cool as a redhead.

Also, it is dyed this colour. I think ginger is more awesome than any other hair colour possible.

Before the thread gets derailed any further.

Derailing is a part of the natural life of topics. Just allow this to happen.

Also, bet you were just jealous that you weren't involved.

 

[r4ndom]

just tell them to **** off

Ha! (and several other ha's)

I'm so using that as an all-purpose swear from now on.

you have started something

 

[sorry user name taken.]

just tell them to **** off

Ha! (and several other ha's)

I'm so using that as an all-purpose swear from now on.

you have started something

i do that to people..

 

[ix_tab]

This is a game I like to play.

Whenever anyone shouts something from a car, I assume that they are just really passionate about whatever me and my friends are talking about at the time.

It makes everything so much funnier when you imagine carloads of drunken yobbos having really intense interest in shoulder vs hand bags, or the new flavour of nutrient water.

Good times, good times.

It happens a lot here in australia. I once had a beer bottle thrown at me, when i was a tiny sensitive teenager and I went home and cried. mostly I'll cop either 'err you fat *****' and/or 'tits out for the boys!'.

Result is normally me giving them the finger and inviting them to suck my metaphorical penis. And it happens less as I have gotten older.

 

[BonsaiK]

I live in Australia and it happens a lot, especially if I'm walking with a girlfriend.

I think people who yell things from cars should be shot on sight.

Even better there should be some kind of sonic detector inside every car that can detect if human voices are being directed outside the car at a loud enough volume. When the threshold of legally-permissible loudness is reached, the car should explode, killing the occupants. Sure, a lot of innocent people would no doubt die this way, but I believe that this is outweighed by the fact that I would really enjoy watching people yell insults from a passing car and then transforming into a heap of smouldering ash.

 

[MelziGurl]

I live in Australia and it happens a lot, especially if I'm walking with a girlfriend.

I think people who yell things from cars should be shot on sight.

Even better there should be some kind of sonic detector inside every car that can detect if human voices are being directed outside the car at a loud enough volume. When the threshold of legally-permissible loudness is reached, the car should explode, killing the occupants. Sure, a lot of innocent people would no doubt die this way, but I believe that this is outweighed by the fact that I would really enjoy watching people yell insults from a passing car and then transforming into a heap of smouldering ash.

I live in QLD and I find that certain suburbs contain a certain amount of arseholes...especially come State of Origin, stay away from the pubs. I've never had a problem with drive-by insults though, even though I live and work in shitty suburbs.

 

[jasoncyrus]

to the OP, theres a simple solution to this, carry two bricks with you, lob one at the car, use the other to beat their skulls in when they get out and try to fight you.

 

[Captain_Ne-San]

I've had this happen here in the states. I was riding my bike home with my sister. Someone yelled something about my chest, I'm "full figured" so I'm used to this just not while racing home. I rode my bike off the curb and crashed, skinned my elbow, shoulder, knee and ankle. Along with a nice to crack to the skull. Was very pissed.

I really hate people purposely driving through large puddles along the sidewalk and drenching you. I've lost a cellphone to that.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

to the OP, theres a simple solution to this, carry two bricks with you, lob one at the car, use the other to beat their skulls in when they get out and try to fight you.

I prefer grenades personally, but bricks work as well and are much cheaper.

 

[bjj hero]

Haha, bless. And just realised I have a good anecdote for this topic. Ahem...
I was just walking back to the pierhead after walking my mate to the bus stop and a car pulled up quite a bit away from me and started yelling and calling me over. Obviously, I thoguh that this person knew me so I walked up and it was then I realised I knew none of these people, it was 3 random students (who were all really fit though). They proceeded to ask me if I wanted to go to a gig with them, they would pay for everything. I obv though "GANG RAPE" and politely told them no and carried on walking. Bit of an odd occasion, and a bit guttering, seeing as the lads were amazingly attractive. And a bit weird I suppose, considering I was 13 at the time...

Yeah... Whenever I meet someone new he first thing I think about is gang rape.

I prefer grenades personally, but bricks work as well and are much cheaper.

Not to mention less collateral damage if you miss.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Haha, bless. And just realised I have a good anecdote for this topic. Ahem...
I was just walking back to the pierhead after walking my mate to the bus stop and a car pulled up quite a bit away from me and started yelling and calling me over. Obviously, I thoguh that this person knew me so I walked up and it was then I realised I knew none of these people, it was 3 random students (who were all really fit though). They proceeded to ask me if I wanted to go to a gig with them, they would pay for everything. I obv though "GANG RAPE" and politely told them no and carried on walking. Bit of an odd occasion, and a bit guttering, seeing as the lads were amazingly attractive. And a bit weird I suppose, considering I was 13 at the time...

Yeah... Whenever I meet someone new he first thing I think about is gang rape.

I prefer grenades personally, but bricks work as well and are much cheaper.

Not to mention less collateral damage if you miss.

Yeah, and less risk of being hurt yourself.

 

[Steeveeo]

Shoot out the tires, then walk up and casually ask them to repeat that to your face.

 

[hannahdonno]

Haha, bless. And just realised I have a good anecdote for this topic. Ahem...
I was just walking back to the pierhead after walking my mate to the bus stop and a car pulled up quite a bit away from me and started yelling and calling me over. Obviously, I thoguh that this person knew me so I walked up and it was then I realised I knew none of these people, it was 3 random students (who were all really fit though). They proceeded to ask me if I wanted to go to a gig with them, they would pay for everything. I obv though "GANG RAPE" and politely told them no and carried on walking. Bit of an odd occasion, and a bit guttering, seeing as the lads were amazingly attractive. And a bit weird I suppose, considering I was 13 at the time...

Yeah... Whenever I meet someone new he first thing I think about is gang rape.

I like mewting new people all the time but it's just a tad naive to think a group of lads just picking a girl up from the streets did not have an ulterior motive.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

BUS WANKERS

I got that one a couple of days ago at my bus stop.

 

[Fairee]

Haha, bless. And just realised I have a good anecdote for this topic. Ahem...
I was just walking back to the pierhead after walking my mate to the bus stop and a car pulled up quite a bit away from me and started yelling and calling me over. Obviously, I thoguh that this person knew me so I walked up and it was then I realised I knew none of these people, it was 3 random students (who were all really fit though). They proceeded to ask me if I wanted to go to a gig with them, they would pay for everything. I obv though "GANG RAPE" and politely told them no and carried on walking. Bit of an odd occasion, and a bit guttering, seeing as the lads were amazingly attractive. And a bit weird I suppose, considering I was 13 at the time...

Yeah... Whenever I meet someone new he first thing I think about is gang rape.

I like meeting new people all the time but it's just a tad naive to think a group of lads just picking a girl up from the streets did not have an ulterior motive.

I totally agree. Especially a 13 year old. I mean, someone who's late teens/early 20's, fine. But teens? That's creepy.

And may I say, well done for doing that. Not everyone is mature enough at 13 to think, hang on, these guys may be hot, but can I trust them?

 

[Trivun]

Tut tut, you should be talking about drive-by insults! So yerr... I'm in a car and I shout at you "That would be inappropiate for a gravestone, as it would make anyone looking at it feel accused of being a necrophiliac" It works in my head...

I...I...I can't! My need to derail is too strong!

It works in my head...

So those darn VCR players, I still have one, bit useless these days, aren't they?

And that's all that matters

Indeed they are. So sad to watch an old friend become useless.

I know where you're coming from with hats, god knows I have more caps than I'll ever wear, but...stickers? xD

It's only a matter of time before the DVD becomes obsolete too )':

Yep, then the Holodisk will reign supreme ^^ Ooh and on the subject of DVDs, do you get any of this bullshit about Bluray? I don't see any noticable improvement but some people will completely swear by it Oo

It costs liek £4028757393 and it just isn't worth the slight improvement in quality. Tell it to come back when it is reasonably priced.

Eeexactly right hannah mdear ^^ Ooh and I have something that relates to the topic too. Today I got a drive-by compliment :O

Ahh, it's alrght for some! What did they say?? The most you'll get from a driver in Liverpool is "Gizza a suck der girl"- and they actually get confused when your like "Er... no?"

You know I didn't actually make it out ^^ It sounded something along the lines of 'y'alright mate' and it came with a thumbs up soo. Ah I hate the pricks who do that xD i live in kidderminster, knobheads with cars is all too common. I got called a little prick by some kid in a car the other day. Im like 6ft tall and he looked like 10 Oo

Haha, that sounds dead funny ^^ The worst is when they are driving some crappy old car and they have rave mucis blasting and they think they are proper amazing. People don't really have a problem with shouting at a 5'6 ginger girl )':

Oh god yeah, I hate that ^^ And when they change the parts so that it's really loud as if that makes them cooler >< Me and my mate saw this car go past in a traffic jam, it was one of those proper jippo familys in it. Fat heffer of a woman in the passenger seat and this rough lookin bloke driving. Anyway it was like this shitty little metro with the paint peeling off, and whilst it was going along one of the doors flew open and they had to slam it shut xD It was literally the worst car ever

Hahaaa, that'll probably be my future car, I never have money to spend on proper things |; I buy stupid shit that has no purpose.

Haha ^^ what like?

I keep buying hats. I never wear them either D: I just don't suit them. And stickers. I like to buy stickers ^^

I know where you're coming from with hats, god knows I have more caps than I'll ever wear, but...stickers? xD

I'm always convinced I can use them to brighten my things up, but I never have anywhere to put them. And I have loads of woolly tassly hats *shame*. I only bought them because apparetly I look "cute" in them.

Well then get stickerin' Fair enough. I don't see the appeal in those hats that all the chavs seem to wear though. You know, those wooly ones with the things dangling either side.

I hate 'em too, but I still thought I'd waste my money buying them. And I have nothing to stick them on D:

If that's what you want xD Ahh there's always something to put stickers on hannah Computer? Forehead? Cat? ^^

OooOOooo, I'm going to find my cat now ^^ The poor animal gets so much abuse off me, I'll have PETA after me, ready to stab me up soon.

Haha xD I kicked my cat in the balls earlier...fat bastard threw up on my bed >< If you put a sticker on him/her, put it on the side. They'll walk like a crab ^^

Oh lovelyy, and yerr I've just found that one out for myself ^^ Animal abuse- WOO!

Yerr :X Aha it's fun isnt it ;D I think this is THE longest quote convo ever we've got going here ^^

Yerr, I want a badge for this! My cat's giving me dirty looks, it's not pleased S: I BLAME YOU.

We should totally get a badge :O Maybe we'll get noticed soon. Don't blame meee D: It was you who did it ;D You could tell the cat that I told you to but I dont think itd believe you.

Yepp definately ^^ And my cat always looks at me disaprovingly anyway, so she's quite angry now. If you wrap bits of tin foil around a cats paws, it vibrates. Funny shit.

xD Oh my gaawd, im so trying that in a minute ^^ Sorry this is a bit late, computers being a ghey ><

Sorry this is late, I went off for a bit, and pleeeeease do that to your cat, it is proper funny. I was putting some cream on my chocolate cake (mmmmm) before and I stood on my at and proper spasmed, covering myself in cream. She was well plotting it, getting her own back over the sticker incident T.T

No worries Ah man, unlucky >< They're evil bastards arent they ;D Always trying to get you with something...

Yerr, I don't trust them D: So devious! Btw you should add me on my msn, on my profile. BUT still keep this thread going, it's a legend.

They are >< Yeeah I will do True, we gotta keep this going as long as we can xD

Yerrr ^^ Err.... my cat is black and white ^^

So is mine Well...one of em ^^ I have 3. Ugh xD

Haha, bless. And just realised I have a good anecdote for this topic. Ahem...
I was just walking back to the pierhead after walking my mate to the bus stop and a car pulled up quite a bit away from me and started yelling and calling me over. Obviously, I thoguh that this person knew me so I walked up and it was then I realised I knew none of these people, it was 3 random students (who were all really fit though). They proceeded to ask me if I wanted to go to a gig with them, they would pay for everything. I obv though "GANG RAPE" and politely told them no and carried on walking. Bit of an odd occasion, and a bit guttering, seeing as the lads were amazingly attractive. And a bit weird I suppose, considering I was 13 at the time...

Interesting anecdote, that...
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Actually it reminds me of something that happened to me yesterday. My flat is on campus at university and it's right opposite the local park (Woodhouse Moor it's called, but everyone just calls it Hyde Park, even the council...). Yesterday they had something going on so when I went to get some milk I figured I'd take a look. Went there, there was a music festival going on so I stayed for a bit wandering around, when I see some random old guy. Must've been about 70 years old, walks up to me and grabs my hand and asks where I'm going. It wasn't like a weirdo or a paedophile would do, or anything, but he seemed like the sort you see in an old folks home, just seemed lost and senile. Starts talking about coffee. Very odd, asks if I'm getting coffee and if he can come too. I pointed to the tents where they were selling beer and such (not the wisest move, in retrospect), and said "they're selling coffee there, you can get some there". So the guy gives me a thumbs up, says thank you and wanders off. In the next half hour I saw another crazy guy say it was a circus, a group in fancy dress winding up the security staff, and a poster advertising a £15 reward for finding a missing jigsaw piece. All in all it was a pretty odd day... :s

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Doesn't happen here in America, unless it is someone trying to get attention of one of their friends so they can pick their friend up.

I don't know where you live in America, it's quite possible it varies from state to state, or even city to city, but it happens all the time here in Oklahoma. And the opposite happens sometimes too, kids on the roadside shouting random insults at drivers.

 

[Jharry5]

I've had this happen to me a couple of times. It was when I had my hair long, so no prizes for guessing what was said.
Then I got the stage up from that once. A speeding car drove past me one evening and chucked a can of lager at my head. Luckily it hit my chest instead, but it still nearly gave me an asthma attack...