Drunk 4 Year Old Steals Christmas Presents

[lvl9000_woot]

Ah middle America, home of the free, the fields, the drunk 4 year-olds in dresses.

Fixed

I live in the Midwest so it is still kind of funny, I could see this happening a town over from where I live.

Hey! Me too!

OT: Well if it is true, that is the best(or worst?) Christmas fail ever.

 

[PezNic]

took a Bud Light out of his father's coolerhy.

Yeah...

Americans and they're Light beer's, damn light weights....

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

hmm

dante's inferno ad?

the sin of being a child and wanting things for christmas?

It's a testament to their marketing team that they keep getting blamed for all the weird crap that happens in the world now.

 

[Julianking93]

took a Bud Light out of his father's coolerhy.

Yeah...

Americans and they're Light beer's, damn light weights....

What if you don't drink at all?

 

[benbenthegamerman]

hmm

dante's inferno ad?

the sin of being a child and wanting things for christmas?

Fraud is the next one, so if this IS a hoax...

 

[Jodah]

Frankly I'm surprised she didn't blame video games or television. Stupid parents like that seem to blame everything on one or the other.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

That kid is amazing and should grow up to do great things, like steal christmas.

 

[Iampringles]

One beer? That kid is a ligthweight.

 

[Amnestic]

took a Bud Light out of his father's coolerhy.

Yeah...

Americans and they're Light beer's, damn light weights....

What if you don't drink at all?

Even a light weight non-drinker can put away a half-dozen 'light beers' without getting drunk. Tipsy, maybe, but drunk? Ah, no.

Then again, I'd vomit after the second. Bud Light tastes like fizzy piss filtered with tarmac and gravel.

 

[AWAR]

LOLOLOLL
I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD!!!

 

[Jodah]

took a Bud Light out of his father's coolerhy.

Yeah...

Americans and they're Light beer's, damn light weights....

What if you don't drink at all?

Even a light weight non-drinker can put away a half-dozen 'light beers' without getting drunk. Tipsy, maybe, but drunk? Ah, no.

Then again, I'd vomit after the second. Bud Light tastes like fizzy piss filtered with tarmac and gravel.

And people wonder why I stick with wine or liquor.

 

[War Penguin]

Kids do the darn'dest things.
OT: If it is true, I hope the kid is okay. Funny as it is I would hate to see what he was like when he was drunk.

Frankly I'm surprised she didn't blame video games or television. Stupid parents like that seem to blame everything on one or the other.

I think she was trying to be original. Every other parent blames video games.

 

[JanatUrlich]

lol he's like a baby Grinch

 

[era81]

And child protective sevices in Tennessee says she is a fit mother, WHAT THE FUCK!

 

[ScarlettRage]

Wow... that makes me feel a lot better about where I live.

same, but if i were the 4 year old i would pick something that tasted better then beer

 

[Isalan]

4 year old drunk crime is the best kind of crime. This just proves it.

 

[Mykonos]

Oh Humanity, I turn my head for one second and you do this?

 

[jerrrry]

There's no way a 4 year old was able to open a beer. It's tough enough for adults.

 

[hazabaza1]

Wait, the neighbour left the front door open and expected nothing to happen?
A DOOOOOI.
Also, the mother leaves the door open, even though there's a young child in the house?
Retard power, activate!

 

[Cmwissy]

I'd hate to see a 4 year old hangover.