Drunk 4 Year Old Steals Christmas Presents

[Chris^^]

thats so appalling that the rational part of my brain cannot quite credit it with being real, but im guessing that it is.. goddamn humanity sucks =/

 

[PureChaos]

that's hilarious. they do start young these days!

 

[McNinja]

When I saw the topic name I lol'd.

I just think it's funny. no real harm done, except maybe to the kid's liver. The people really need to improve their locks...

 

[Lemon Of Life]

Damn.

took a Bud Light out of his father's coolerhy.

Yeah...

Americans and they're Light beer's, damn light weights....

That kid would whip yo ass at a drinking contest.

 

[spartan773]

amazing.

 

[Anonymous Overlord]

I'm surprised he drank the beer: That stuff was foul when I was little.

Still quite foul even as an adult.

 

[Buizel91]

I blame video games.

im not a video game-holic, but im sure in any game u cant get drunk, rob someones house, then put on the dress u stole, walk down the street and knock on someones door

plus...he's 4! the only game's he's playing is mario and sonic!

 

[Agrael]

He is four. Four years, is a pretty long time - so yeah, it's possible.

America - stop being naive!

 

[Slayer_2]

Wow... I feel so sorry for the kid. I bet his mother left the beer open on her nightstand in case she needed a late-night drink. No way a kid got one of those caps open.

 

[justcallmeslow]

Ambitious kid. And to think when I was 4 I just sat on my ass all the time.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

took a Bud Light out of his father's coolerhy.

Yeah...

Americans and they're Light beer's, damn light weights....

There is an insane notion that light beverages will help you lose weight. While this is generally true (thanks to how many non-water drinks your average American consumes in a day), it seems to me if you're drinking enough beer to worry about getting fat because of it, you probably have other problems to worry about.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I still can't get over the fact that, at 4 years old, he got drunk.

 

[FalloutJack]

I'm surprised he drank the beer: That stuff was foul when I was little.

I was tricked into drinking a shot of whiskey, age five.

 

[Skreeee]

Poor tyke. That's all I can think to say. I can't even fathom how he didn't spit the beer back out. The stuff is foul as hell.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Now that is rather strange...Honestly that's all I can say. It's just over the top and it sounds like something you would hear out of a tabloid magazine.