On my 18th birthday, it was pretty much:Shockolate said:
Step 1: Start drinking.
Step 2: Don't stop until you pass out.
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Wake up the next morning with no recollection of how you got home, and no hangover.
Step 5: Profit.
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Step 1: Start drinking.
Step 2: Don't stop until you pass out.
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Wake up the next morning with no recollection of how you got home, and no hangover.
Step 5: Profit.
Uh, do like my friend did and make them clean up the mess when they sober up. If they don't apologize and clean up, they're not a good friend. Also, if they drink that much, they don't seem very responsible. Don't get me wrong, I drink and have gotten that drunk before (beer before liquor is NEVER a good idea...actually, whiskey is a terrible idea for me) but have learned my limits. Like I said, no whiskey for me. I just stick with beer, less chance of getting completely tore up. That reminds me...I owe a friend a bottle of Drain-o...I kinda puked in his sink instead of the toilet which was right next to it. In my defense, the sink was easier to grab onto without having to worry about faceplanting in to toilet water.
Yes, it does suck. Although in my case, the friend didn't puke and pass out in my house. It was actually my tent in which he did. Then some idiot took the bucket that he had thrown up in and dumped it on the fire. That was an interesting camp-out party.
LOL, I wish I could be less sensible, but I always end up babysitting at parties. Meh, this is his first time puking so I will let him off easy....this time lol
....oh my...that sounds....disgusting! Roasting puke, Uck!!! LOL, plus, its harder to clean out of a Tent that a house lolKitsune_Bi said:
Uhm, maybe not. We are biffles but things were awkward after the breakup, I dont want him to be angry at me LOL. But my friend that I threw the party for, now THATS different. She is currently Duct taped to her bed, drawn all over and shaving creamed...I am evil..
The first time I drank alcohol with friends, I kinda went overboard. I was so drunk I puked all over my best mate's floor.
So he lay me in the bathtub, So I wouldn't make a mess^^
3 years later, its now my birthday party. He is chocking down alcahol faster then a distilleri. I ask him if he shouldn't take it easy or something. He says:'NO! tonight is payback!'
3 minutes later he pukes all over my floor and nicely asks me if I would please lay him in his bathtub (which I did^^)
So he lay me in the bathtub, So I wouldn't make a mess^^
3 years later, its now my birthday party. He is chocking down alcahol faster then a distilleri. I ask him if he shouldn't take it easy or something. He says:'NO! tonight is payback!'
3 minutes later he pukes all over my floor and nicely asks me if I would please lay him in his bathtub (which I did^^)
We all do that at some point in our lives. Some more than others granted. It sucks to look after them, but someone will help you too one day.
my friends/roomates would just leave me be maybe put a mop and bucket out for when i came to in the morning. can only rember puking once while passed out after my rommate and i drank 3 or maybe 4 pitchers of beer for lunch, ran into a friend leaving the bar that wanted to get a bottle, gave him some money, drank 2 or 3 fairly hefty glasses straight of what was 151 rum, fell over in the kitchen.
used to party at this house a bunch of girls lived there and they threw keggers quite a bit. you passed out there look out. they did the shaving cream, hand in water, dumping water on guys while they were out cold, think one or two they really did not like got dragged outside.
women are much crueler then guys you have been warned.
used to party at this house a bunch of girls lived there and they threw keggers quite a bit. you passed out there look out. they did the shaving cream, hand in water, dumping water on guys while they were out cold, think one or two they really did not like got dragged outside.
women are much crueler then guys you have been warned.
Coincidentally, this happened to me last night. Only, someone threw up all over the bathroom and landing, didn't clean it up, but also didn't pass out. They came downstairs and blended in with the rest of my friends.ZombieDroid said:
I have no idea which one of them it was.
welcom to the bed and breakfast
that will be $600 for the room, beer, and cleanup
and see what he says
that will be $600 for the room, beer, and cleanup
and see what he says
LOL my friend Tiff passed out drunk one time and we drew all over her and we drew a big penis on her face with the head pointing right beside her mouth. When she woke up she kept licking her lips and it was just the finniest shit I have ever seen! She didn't even understand....Dapsen said: