Drunk Friends

[Socius]

When my best friend drinks, he gets drunk. Fast.
He gets all big mouthed and then he falls to sleep.
I usually help him to bed, draw a dick on his face and go home.
I don't to the drawing to be mean! just so he will learn to stop overdrinking every weekend.
he never learns though.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Leave drunkards in the bath, it easy to clean up. Just try not to drown them.

 

[Aesir23]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that you're drunk right now. But yes, I suppose that would suck.

 

[Quaxar]

In situations like that, I can't help but wonder why I'm not in the same state

Because... you are a responsible drinker?
[sub]Nah, I'm just kidding.[/sub]

 

[Stoic raptor]

Well, I cant contribute, since neither me or my friend drinks.
But this thread still cracks me up

 

[AWAR]

After fainting on my own vomit I promised to myself I will never touch alcohol again, for real. I 've been sober since then.

 

[Kurokami]

Doesnt helping a drunk friend get more sober after he puked all over your house and drank your keg just suck? Especially when he is passed out on MY bed??

There are things to ease the situation, drawing on his face, dragging him to funny places so he's freaked when he wakes up, probably some other shit.

 

[Dapsen]

did he died? -jk

I say, get a pen/sharpie, and draw dicks all over his body.

LOL my friend Tiff passed out drunk one time and we drew all over her and we drew a big penis on her face with the head pointing right beside her mouth. When she woke up she kept licking her lips and it was just the finniest shit I have ever seen! She didn't even understand....

Or just draw a hitler. Nuff' said

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

I say join him.

Since we're all get drunk tonight (Great song called Drunk Tonight by The Bloody Irish Boys). I personally agree. Why just let a friend get pissed and pass out at your place? I say join his ass get your drink on and then he passes out on the floor and you try to make as far as you can to the bed/sofa (whichever is closer).

 

[EchetusXe]

Last night I was at a party where there was a variety of less then legal drugs, yet I still say drunks are the worst. Stone cold sober I witnessed the drunks fighting each other, the stoners being unbelievably relaxed, and the pill poppers being as irritating as hell.

At 4am two stoners turned up and after five minutes took it upon themselves to clean the toilet after a drunk had... befouled the area. So yeah, maybe you could try drugging people to clean up the mess left by your drunk friend?