Duke Nukem: An Unheard Point

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Therumancer

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Okay, right now I think everything that can be said about the return of Duke Nukem has been said. Well, ALMOST everything, since there is a point I've been waiting for someone a bit more influential in the geek media to get around to, but oddly enough nobody out there seems to want to touch it, or is more or less unaware of it.

Plenty has been said about Duke's bombastic attitude... and how an incredibly arrogant hero who is actually as good as he thinks he is is a style of humor certain people don't care for, or just don't "get". However I think a point about the enduring success of the character, and why we'll probably see another purely "this generation" game involving the character with the same attitude come to be.


That is to say that Duke Nukem is popular with the ladies. I don't mean this in the sense of his game persona, but with real world women, it seems to be something that few people have noticed or want to notice.

Understand that in today's "Scott Pilgrim" generation, the whole storyline of the sensitive geekboy who lands the girl by showing how much better he is for her than the macho jerks she usually goes with is popular in all of it's incarnations. It's been a story recycled for decades, but we see more of this nowadays than ever before. A type of story that is popular specifically because of the trend for girls to go with those "macho jerks" which geeks notice and resent in real life. One differance between this "generation" and previous ones is largely that previously escapism involved your typical nerd stepping into the shoes of a macho jerk type as a sort of wish fulfillment fantasy. Basically you become the macho man in the game. Today however we see a lot more heroes who are themselves nerds, who manage to be that self-proclaimed "sensitive geek boy" while still being very tough and capable of doing all the action stuff themselves... a stereotype which doesn't generally exist in real life for the most part, but does in games and fiction and can be accepted because it represents a wish fulfillment for nerds that seems more obtainable than say being a macho man.

The thing is that Duke himself is pretty much the perfect guy for a lot of girls. He's got the perfectly chiseled face, the big muscles, the aryan "stud god" hair, and the whole nine yards, as well as that whole arrogant bad boy attitude that women gobble up, whether we see it as being good for them or not. Duke *IS* a macho jerk, but he also generally treats women fairly well despite the sexism (and actual sex), protecting and rescueing them against overwhelming odds. Basically Duke Nukem, whose personality is criticized, IS the macho jerk the current nerds want to see as the bad guy, exactly the kind of guy that was turned into a villain for movies like "Scott Pilgrim".

The thing is though that you'll notice that girls tend to be fairly close lipped about guys they find attractive in fiction, or just in general, at least to guys. For example most women will tell you that they don't find Fabio attractive (and think about that name and his arrogance in general... ) yet his career in selling TONS of romance novels, and butter substitutes to middle aged housewives pretty much speaks for itself. The same can be said of the Chippendales, women will generally say "oh I don't find that hawt" yet you see all stripes of women going to those shows (they pack the house when they performed at the casinos where I worked), and that's simply a bunch of macho men with big muscles up there flexing around and having an attitude. :)

Duke Nukem might not represent mister "I want to settle down and marry this guy" but he does represent the feminine sex fantasy, especially given his "no strings attached" attitude and the fact that he's not liable to get all that possesive unlike a lot of other macho guys who oftentimes start to view women literally as their property. Basically he's a guy that a girl could have fun with, and then in all likelyhood find someone else.

Now, at this point some people are probably seething and going "okay Therumancer, but how do you know women find Duke Nukem attractive", and "I'm a girl and I don't think he's hot" (which might be true, but we're talking in general, and again I don't expect girls to admit when they find a guy to be a sex god anyway, it's just the way things are). The answer to this is quite simple... observation.

At the game stores near where I live they had promotional gimmicks like cut outs of Duke and his girlfriend you could stick your head into, and I saw a LOT of girls doing that, where guys (like usual for that gimmick) seemed far less interested in the whole thing. Not to mention I notice a surprising number of girls in various MMO chat channels, and just in general, talking about how they play the game. Rarely do I hear many of them going "OMG, I hate Duke Nukem" that's the guys, though there is the general excuse that "well I didn't buy this, but I'm playing my boyfriend's copy", but that applies to a lot of similar things.

To a lot of the nerds looking at this game, I think there is a tendency for us to want to think the game is appealing largely to ill adjusted 12 year olds. I think people are totally overlooking how many girls play this game, and even how the marketing, things like those cut outs for example, are directed at women more than we probably want to admit.

Everyone likes to look at Duke Nukem from a male nerd-centric perspective, but nobody has bothered to look at him in the context of a sex symbol for women, comparing him to other sex symbols with very similar looks and attitudes. On a lot of levels Duke Nukem is Fabio with short hair and a gun. He has the opposite kind of appeal to women that is found in say "Twilight" but it's STILL a kind of appeal, very powerful, and something we've seen in marketing before.


These are my thoughts and observations, and really I think this is a piece of the puzzle that is missing from most commentary on the subject.
 

Weaver

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I find it hard to comment because I actually liked DN:F.
I can, at least, say your theory is interesting!
 

DalekJaas

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I think you make a valid point. I thought DNF was ok, it wasn't great but didn't really deserve all the hate.
 

Sentient6

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DNF didn't suck because "Duke's character doesn't fit in today's world", DNF suked balls (that aren't even made of steel) because they never even bothered with gameplay or visuals (one generic and mediocre, other dated and ugly as hell), instead hoping that the name "Duke Nukem" alone will bring in the success and glory. And the might have gotten away with it, if the writing wasn't so SHIT (writing, mind you, not character specifically).

So no need to write an essay.
 

Kingpopadopalus

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Sentient6 said:
DNF didn't suck because "Duke's character doesn't fit in today's world", DNF suked balls (that aren't even made of steel) because they never even bothered with gameplay or visuals (one generic and mediocre, other dated and ugly as hell), instead hoping that the name "Duke Nukem" alone will bring in the success and glory. And the might have gotten away with it, if the writing wasn't so SHIT (writing, mind you, not character specifically).

So no need to write an essay.
Someone apparently doesn't understand Duke Nukem.

The game was never about revolutionary graphics or ASTONISHING NEW AND CREATIVE GAME PLAY! The game was made to be duke. If you go into it expecting new and exciting things, you're going to be disappointed, if you go in expecting duke in all his glory with witty one liners, perversion, and masculinity oozing from every pore then you will be very happy with it. Never ever go into a duke nukem game expecting new things, go in there expecting to giggle at immature stuff, laugh when the alien explodes into many pieces and of course the hail to the king.
 

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Sentient6 said:
DNF didn't suck because "Duke's character doesn't fit in today's world", DNF suked balls (that aren't even made of steel) because they never even bothered with gameplay or visuals (one generic and mediocre, other dated and ugly as hell), instead hoping that the name "Duke Nukem" alone will bring in the success and glory. And the might have gotten away with it, if the writing wasn't so SHIT (writing, mind you, not character specifically).
Come on now, it couldn't have been that bad, could it. Surely at least some of the hate was similar to what Dragon Age 2 got, that is to say excessive. (Yes, I compared DNF to DA2).

Anyway, OT: That was a pretty interesting read, and I think you have good points. I myself have always seen the character as one of those over the top awesome action heroes, that people like Reb Brown have played in movies. Not a very "good" character, but really fun to watch.
 

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Nice theory, that does bring a new perspective into Dukes character. I've never really found Duke attractive like that though, he's more of a characater that I could laugh at for being such a cliche action hero, to me he's funny. I think one of my friends is in love with Duke, lol weirdo. :p

However,(I know I don't represent all woman, its just my opinion), but I have to say Fabio IS NOT ATTRACTIVE. I actually cannot believe that some woman even like that kind of tanned, long hair, Tarzan wannabe. Too much muscle just end up looking gross, I much prefer guys with just boyishly good looks.
 

Dumbfish1

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You can't generalize 'women' as one unit. I know lots of girls who prefer personality, and I know lots of girls who prefer looks.
 

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I think you are right on in suggesting that as a guy you may not be getting straight answers about sex out of women! I think though, of course women come in as many shapes and sizes as men do. I'm sure there are just as many women who loved Duke the first go around and were nostalgic for DNF's release (pun intended). Just as many women have crass senses of humor. I really think its just a matter of what they say vs. what they do. It's hard for a woman to admit they think duke is funny out loud without sounding to some like she's taking equal rights back ten years.

The 'bad boy' thing is such an old cliche that it's really obvious that is what's going on for some women regardless of whether they would like to admit it. I have this problem myself. My girlfriend vocally thinks its hot when i dress and act more like the 'punk' i was when i was young. But of course she won't give up the me now who hold down decent work and can be taken home for dinner. Sometimes she's really not sure though and I'm in the middle (I'm sure there are other lesbians/guys going through the same thing).
You can't have 'bad boy' and 'responsible man' at the same time ladies! You will have to choose at some point, just so you know!

All in all this is a very non-sexist view point you have on this. You are quite right. I'm sure tonnes of women bought and loved DNF and now won't admit it easily.
 

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TheFinalFantasyWolf said:
Nice theory, that does bring a new perspective into Dukes character. I've never really found Duke attractive like that though, he's more of a characater that I could laugh at for being such a cliche action hero, to me he's funny. I think one of my friends is in love with Duke, lol weirdo. :p

However,(I know I don't represent all woman, its just my opinion), but I have to say Fabio IS NOT ATTRACTIVE. I actually cannot believe that some woman even like that kind of tanned, long hair, Tarzan wannabe. Too much muscle just end up looking gross, I much prefer guys with just boyishly good looks.
I feel like Fabio was an 80's fad. I don't think anyone think's that is sexy anymore. Just my opinion though. :)
 

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Dumbfish1 said:
You can't generalize 'women' as one unit. I know lots of girls who prefer personality, and I know lots of girls who prefer looks.
Yes you can. You can generalize anything you want. Generalizations make things easier because you can say "women" instead of "the majority of women" and people still know what you're talking about. A few idiots may interpret it as meaning "every single woman ever", but they'd be bound to misinterpret it anyway.

OT: Insightful to say the least. I'm not sure how correct you are, but it is indeed an interesting topic worthy of discussion.
 

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intheweeds said:
TheFinalFantasyWolf said:
Nice theory, that does bring a new perspective into Dukes character. I've never really found Duke attractive like that though, he's more of a characater that I could laugh at for being such a cliche action hero, to me he's funny. I think one of my friends is in love with Duke, lol weirdo. :p

However,(I know I don't represent all woman, its just my opinion), but I have to say Fabio IS NOT ATTRACTIVE. I actually cannot believe that some woman even like that kind of tanned, long hair, Tarzan wannabe. Too much muscle just end up looking gross, I much prefer guys with just boyishly good looks.
I feel like Fabio was an 80's fad. I don't think anyone think's that is sexy anymore. Just my opinion though. :)
I have a few friends that actually swoon over guys like that :S

They show me wallpapers on their phone of these men with tumorous looking muscles while I sit in the corner and vomit. They are also nuts for Edward and Jacob -_-
 

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Kingpopadopalus said:
Someone apparently doesn't understand Duke Nukem.

The game was never about revolutionary graphics or ASTONISHING NEW AND CREATIVE GAME PLAY! The game was made to be duke. If you go into it expecting new and exciting things, you're going to be disappointed, if you go in expecting duke in all his glory with witty one liners, perversion, and masculinity oozing from every pore then you will be very happy with it. Never ever go into a duke nukem game expecting new things, go in there expecting to giggle at immature stuff, laugh when the alien explodes into many pieces and of course the hail to the king.
Well, that's exactly my point - the game tries to stand on the character alone, but the character is non-existent. The game didn't feel like "Duke's glorious return to the big screen". It felt like someone was desperately trying to create a tribute to Duke, only to completely fail - the one liners were terrible (in a terrible way), "immature stuff" was mind-numbingly stupid rather than funny, Duke himself sounded like he had a lobotomy... And how is running a stupud fetch quest in order to get one little lapdance masculine? It's pathetic is what it is.

And you can't base your whole game around the fact that the character used to be good and funny (in that caveman sort of way), without actually making any attempt to actually make him good or funny in THIS game.
 

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Kingpopadopalus said:
Sentient6 said:
DNF didn't suck because "Duke's character doesn't fit in today's world", DNF suked balls (that aren't even made of steel) because they never even bothered with gameplay or visuals (one generic and mediocre, other dated and ugly as hell), instead hoping that the name "Duke Nukem" alone will bring in the success and glory. And the might have gotten away with it, if the writing wasn't so SHIT (writing, mind you, not character specifically).

So no need to write an essay.
Someone apparently doesn't understand Duke Nukem.

The game was never about revolutionary graphics or ASTONISHING NEW AND CREATIVE GAME PLAY! The game was made to be duke. If you go into it expecting new and exciting things, you're going to be disappointed, if you go in expecting duke in all his glory with witty one liners, perversion, and masculinity oozing from every pore then you will be very happy with it. Never ever go into a duke nukem game expecting new things, go in there expecting to giggle at immature stuff, laugh when the alien explodes into many pieces and of course the hail to the king.
I went into the game expecting funny one liners and enjoyable (if not ground breaking) gameplay. By the time I was through playing it, I wanted to lobotomise myself. Make of that what you will.
 

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As another commenter suggested, it's true that you're probably not getting a very good picture of what women think about sex. Even when women try and be more open about it, they get branded as being uncouth or unladylike.

Incidentally, I know a lot of girls who are very open about who they find attractive. And they play games. Incidentally, the consensus seems to hover around Ryan Reynolds, James Franco, James McAvoy kinda guys. Pretty face, relatively high fitness level and a bunch of charisma.

And I think escapism changes, because people in real life aren't just Duke Nukem cardboard cutouts. I'm assuming, gasp, men might actually have feelings, and can maybe relate better to a well thought out protagonist encountering more challenging moral and emotional situations.

You can have a bad boy, but nowadays, along with the explosions and ass kicking, we all want to know why he's bad, we want to see him presented with situations that challenge his attitudes and world view, and we want to have a dimensional character. That's not to say however, that parody characters can't still be fun.
 

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TheFinalFantasyWolf said:
tumorous looking muscles
Best writing so far today! Love that line!

Ah I know some women still do. Maybe i just don't want to believe it. Please let me have my little bubble where Fabio is not ok! It keeps me safe at night. Please let us never mention Edward and Jacob again! My g/f made me download and watch all the stupid movies! *LALALA I CANT HERE YOU!* XD
 

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After reading all this, I only have one thing to say. You totally did not get the Scott Pilgrim character. He is not a sensitive geekboy. He is a geeky pretty boy who thinks the world revolves around him. And very few of the villains are the macho stereotype. Anyways, to my real point...

I feel like you are stereotyping woman by saying that most of them secretly love Duke and his personality/looks. Oddly enough, I find the "woman love badboys" stereotype is often spoken among my fellow geekboys, yet doesn't hold much truth (obviously holds some truth, but not enough to generalize). Anyways, it is certainly an interesting way to look at Duke as a character, and I imagine DNF could have been really good had that idea been in mind during design as so very few games are designed with woman in mind.

Regardless, I didn't find DNF to be much fun. I know a lot of people are saying you shouldn't go into DNF expecting good gameplay or nice graphics or fun, and that you should just love THE DUKE, but even the Duke has become a sad shell of the great testosterone machine he once was.
 

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Eh fabio is kinda dated not many younger girls would know who he is except for zoolander, but if some girls like that fine but duke is just meh and i don't like twilight either but it's all down to personal taste and there are some girls that just like assholes
Plus from my personal perspective he is kinda sad, I'd play the game just to laugh at him if it wasn't so terrible.

Also Ryan Reynolds wins everything on the body front...
 

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Kingpopadopalus said:
Someone apparently doesn't understand Duke Nukem.

The game was never about revolutionary graphics or ASTONISHING NEW AND CREATIVE GAME PLAY! The game was made to be duke. If you go into it expecting new and exciting things, you're going to be disappointed, if you go in expecting duke in all his glory with witty one liners, perversion, and masculinity oozing from every pore then you will be very happy with it. Never ever go into a duke nukem game expecting new things, go in there expecting to giggle at immature stuff, laugh when the alien explodes into many pieces and of course the hail to the king.
I'd challenge that. Duke Nukem 3D was popular because it had a number of innovative features over DOOM, which slightly preceded it. It introduced shrink and freeze rays, pipebombs, security cameras, trains, and most important of all, expanded 3D movement beyond simply having a 2D map with another axis stuck on. And gave you a jetpack and swimming levels to use this function.

Now, those things were quite an improvement over Doom (though the level design and atmosphere was far inferior), which helped alot in making the game popular. Oh, and there's strippers and you can blow them up, which appeals when you are 12.