Duke Nukem Forever CONFIRMED at PAX 2010

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TheDrunkNinja

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Wow, yet ANOTHER perfect opportunity to use this, and on the same subject matter to boot!



It never lies.
 

Cowabungaa

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Believe me, thanks to this, a lot of balls will be licked, a lot of dicks will be sucked, a lot of asses will be a kissed, a lot of hats will be eaten, a lot of very expensive equipment will be sold or destroyed and various other kinds of punishments thanks to lost bets will be delivered.

It will be a painful, painful day all around the globe. Thank you Gearbox. Here's a live stream of people playing it. [http://www.ustream.tv/2kgameslive] They're witnessing a legend coming true I tell you.

Also, this has to be posted:
It's just...I'm lost for words. The status quo is completely destroyed!

EDIT:
They're just interviewing the developer in that stream. And it's done by a very cute girl. Just sayin'.
 

Proteus214

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I just confirmed it with my friend that works at Gearbox. It's for real and he said that he was working on it on his computer as I was speaking to him on the phone. I knew this was coming. He got all coy when I asked him about it last month.
 

Assassin Xaero

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If it ever does come out, I'll be getting it, even though it will probably be a let down after 13 years. But still, it can't be as bad as Halo or MW2...
 

TerribleAssassin

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[guys_its_ok said:
]Just earlier I answered a poll about whether or not this game would actually come out.

[guys_its_ok said:
][...] I still don't think it will be released anyway.

[small]my face is red now.[/small]
Like you were suprised, this has been happening for a decade now..



OT: If this is an actual REAL developmen and it doesn't happen to be a crappy grey generic FPS, I shall be pleased..
 

Mikester1290

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Celtic_Kerr said:
PurpleSky said:
-insert Duke Nuke'em quote here-
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum
"AND IM ALL OUT OF GUMMMM"

Might have quoted from a certain film, but sounds like the sort of thing he'd say, do tell if he actually said that.
 

Shjade

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Kitsuna10060 said:
>.> ya know, if this is real, and i doubt that, Yahtzee might have to actually do a REAL review of it XD
This is basically what I was thinking. Will Yahtzee's ZP of Duke Nukem Forever be able to stand up to Yahtzee's ZP of Yahtzee's Duke Nukem Forever?

He might have to put some real development time into this review. Maybe we'll see it in early 2020.
 

Celtic_Kerr

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Mikester1290 said:
Celtic_Kerr said:
PurpleSky said:
-insert Duke Nuke'em quote here-
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum
"AND IM ALL OUT OF GUMMMM"

Might have quoted from a certain film, but sounds like the sort of thing he'd say, do tell if he actually said that.
Nope! The original was just kicking ass and chewing bubble gum. Some smart ass later on added the all outta gum part
 

TheDist

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By this point if after starting the game duke isn't tearing the head off an alien with one hand, booting another in the groin so hard it's eyes come out, while strippers dance and the world around goes up in flames I don't think the duke is gonna live upto my nostalgia.

I remember going out and buying duke nukem 3d on the very day it came out *sigh* I guess if it really does come out I will buy it even if it sucks, just to have it.
 

Samus Aaron

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Um... ok? Great, zombie game died and is now a zombie Jesus game. Either way, it doesn't look too good from what I've seen.

Hell, I literally did not know that DNF was in production until I saw Zero Punctuation's DNF "review" a year or so ago. And at the time I had no idea what the hell he was talking about. I know, big shocker, right? Either way, my "Give-a-fuck" o-meter is still at or close to zero giveafucks/second.
 

Pillypill

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I, seriously, haven't had enough straight out action shooters to play recently so i'm some what pleased...

It's a shame that the Duke himself is a complete wanker.
 

WINDOWCLEAN2

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Wait..........what.....I don't even??

Ahem..Excuse me whilst I check my reality counter.

(A few Minutes later)

Would you kindly release this game?? NOW!
 

Atmos Duality

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Duke himself had better still be the definition of wise cracking badass, or I will be severely disappointed even in that.

Nevermind that my expectations for this game could not be lower at this point.

Though I propose that if we're now in the business for making reality-warping decisions, why not bring back Vaporware that actually fucking matters.

I'm looking at you Starcraf: Ghost