Duke Nukem Forever CONFIRMED at PAX 2010

[BoogieManFL]

"I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards."

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

You wanna play Duke Nukem Forever? Hook up an XBox at a grungy hellhole at a strip club and play Serious Sam during a frat-tard bachelor party. I guarantee that when/if DNF comes out, it'll be a very similar experience.

you make that sound like a bad thing. Also, if some mention to vladimir llastrad is in this game, i will officially be buying it lol.


but in all seriousness, everybody needs to calm down, until you have a copy, there's no gurantee it is going to really happen.

 

[Korten12]

Im not falling for it again until I see gameplay.

http://www.ustream.tv/2kgameslive#events

they showed off gameplay.

 

[Dango]

It took 13 years to complete, where as Call of Duty 4 took one and a half. Call of Duty 4 was about 6 hours long and "revolutionized" online play in the gaming industry. Therefore, according to my calculations, Duke Nukem Forever should be about 52 hours long, and should "revolutionize" about 9 gaming industries.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

(On the aspect that this is true)
HOLY F£$@ING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell has frozen over, Pigs can fly, the horsemen of the apocalypse are lying in wait and I've just become a monkey's uncle!

It is good to see that all my sacrifices to Pagan Gods have finally paid off.
Gearbox >>>>>> 3D Realms (Also known as feces throwing Realms)

 

[Eleima]

Unfortunately, you're going to have to color me skeptical. So many times have people cried "wolf" on this one, that I'll just believe it when I see it. Even though, that little piece of news does look promising, I just... won't get my hopes up for now.

 

[the-kitchen-slayer]

This can't be true! Wait, Everyone, be quiet!... I think I hear the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. IT MUST BE TRUE!

what do you think Darksider was? It was the harbringer of this...this... whatever this is!

Oh dear God...

The signs, they're coming together... The horseman War just rode in january, and now Death has come to stalk the land, under the facade Duke Nukem! O.O ~hides under a cardboard box, reading the book of revelations some more~

 

[mikecoulter]

Right, well I suppose I'll have to take back all of those jokes now.

Nah, maybe when it's released...

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

I'm here to ignore any more stories about Duke Nukem Forever and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

If this happens again I may just break of your head and shit down your neck. So eat shit and die because I've got balls of steel.

that was fucking amazing

 

[deathbydeath]

live you son of a *****!

 

[Jonny The Kay]

This has been a good week for Duke Nukem Forever

 

[JPH330]

It's time to laze on our ass for years and finally make a fucking game.

and my ASS HURTS.

You realize that the finished product was not by 3D Realms, but by Gearbox? Meaning it wasn't the lazy asses who finally made the game, but an actual competent dev team?

 

[Jimmybobjr]

for GODS SAKE people!
Stop expecting a great game!
Gawd.

Chances are that the game will be complete junk, but everyone will buy it anyways.

11 years (or is it 12 now?) isnt a production cycle.
Its wasting billions of dollars.

 

[Liberaliter]

Oh God what is this.

 

[Erana]

I find him with schoolgirls offensive. What happened to the Duke we all know and love who was best friends with Oprah?

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

I care so little, you'd need an electron microscope to measure the 0.0001 micron of care i have for anything based around Duke Nukem For-Fucking-Ever!

 

[Legendairy314]

Now I've got to think: what game could POSSIBLY be worth that kind of wait? Oh man, I really want to see what it looks like now.

 

[TheEnglishman]

Until I have bought and played this game through to completion, I will remain skeptical.

 

[Baldry]

Well there is only one way to find that out...*runs to PAX*

 

[UBERfionn]

Meh.

it's all I can say.