Duke Nukem Forever (full game). Duration: 8 hours.

[zeldagirl]

I would try to feign surprise, but, eh, why bother?

 

[FalloutJack]

No way. My time is NEVER better-spent doing chores. The OP is delusional...

(Just kidding, man. Sorry you didn't like the Duke. I'll try to enjoy it on your behalf.)

 

[Worgen]

Im gonna blame consoles for this since they didnt have as many buttons to work with as they wanted, consoles and poor choices of control options

Then why didn't Gearbox just use an inventory wheel, in which you pick two weapons to assigns to buttons?

I'm sorry, but your being blind. Its Gearbox fault. Borderlands was a shitty singleplayer FPS experience, and so is DNF. Borderlands might be fun multi, but if you play single you'll realise just how crap Gearbox is at designing games.

they arnt that good at doing a multi game either, the pc version of borderlands took months before you could play it multi without going tho a 3rd party program since they fucked up on its port forwarding, hell the pc version used gamespy, you only use gamespy if you dont expect people to play it multi

 

[Digitaldreamer7]

thank you for a spot on and well written review

I agree, I played the demo and it's shite.

Duke Nukem isn't his former lovable bad ass self. He's a huge sodding wanker who smells like a vagina.

The game play was shite, the controls were shite, and most importantly... the jokes were shite.

 

[dmase]

Well at least gearbox made us all chuckle with there entertaining videos and background info. I'm curious to see who's feet this disaster gets laid at. The devs will be pointing there fingers at each other while using the other hand to point at the publisher. So the next few weeks after its release there will be a persistent blame game.

 

[Vibhor]

Seriously, people are expecting way too much out of this game. Of course it won't live up to the 14 year hype. Anyone hyping it really needs to calm down and realize there is no possible way that it's going to match up to anything these days. It needs to live up to Duke standards and from what I've seen of the game, it does.

No it doesn't. In duke nukem forever, Duke is a sissy boy that cannot take more than five bullets to the chest and needs to run from cover to cover. That alone makes the game suck. It just doesn't feel awesome to run from cover to cover, hiding from pigs.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Well sounds like all the goodwill Gearbox got from me due to Borderlands has in 1 game been ripped to shreds. (sigh)
Well if Gearbox does make another Duke Nukem game hopefully they go back to the good ole days of Duke Nukem 3D in gameplay. If they do then I'll write off DNF as having most of its horrid ripping out of gameplay be the fault of 3D Realms and whoever else worked on it. Until that time however Gearbox will have to shoulder some of the disappointment of mine from this horrid attempt @ a Duke Nukem sequel.

What is with this red text? Most of your posts that I've seen have had red text.

On topic...Oh well. One less game to buy, I guess.

 

[Zhukov]

I never played a Duke Nukem game before (and old enough to have played them all, XBLA notwithstanding), so this sounds like little more than simple word-of-mouth to me. Could you be entirely accurate? Of course. Could you be entirely inaccurate? Of course again.

That's why I opened with a list of facts.

The rest? Sure, purely my subjective opinion. I meant it when I said "feel free to ignore this."

 

[Alexander Cunningham]

How long do you think it will be until the fans mod this game shitless?

 

[Zeema]

i was Sure this was gonna happen so if you'll excuse me

'WOOOO I WAS RIGHT YEAHHHHHHHHHHH'

every time i saw Gameplay footage it looked really bad i thought it was on the PS2 and i watched the Demo of it on Utube and was laughing about how so many people looked forward to this.

i dont mean to sound rude and annoying but thats what i rekon

 

[Pedro The Hutt]

How long do you think it will be until the fans mod this game shitless?

Depends, did this game launch with mod tools?

 

[kurokenshi]

How long do you think it will be until the fans mod this game shitless?

Depends, did this game launch with mod tools?

Doubt it SDK's seem to be a thing of the past just like Duke

 

[Alexander Cunningham]

How long do you think it will be until the fans mod this game shitless?

Depends, did this game launch with mod tools?

Who says fans can't make their own mod tools?

(as for him running out of breath easily, what do you expect? the guys a freakin' chain smoker!)

 

[Hamish Durie]

you know some where some one somehow a dukenukem fan is crying from reading this and all i can do is laugh


Edit:well this post had alot more value then i suspected(foretolled duke nukem would be bad)
but isn;t it great that Australia got it 4 days early

 

[Cipher1]

Oh god I hope the same thing dosent happen to Serious Sam 3

 

[wfpdk]

wait... what where you expecting? competence? lolololololololol

 

[Revolutionary]

Um it wasn't released 4 days early, that's just the international release date.
North america-14th, International - 10th. Why? I don't know. either way, you should have researched that a bit better.

 

[Zhukov]

Um it wasn't released 4 days early, that's just the international release date.
North america-14th, International - 10th. Why? I don't know. either way, you should have researched that a bit better.

I am aware.

I meant four days earlier than America.

It's odd that they would do this. The USA is the world's biggest market for new triple-A games. You'd think they'd release it there first.

 

[MBergman]

- Yes, there is a 2-weapon limit. Although you also get pipe bombs, trip mines and Halo-style melee on top of that.

I seriously can't wrap my head around this one! Who the FUCK, thought this was a good idea for a Duke Nukem game?

 

[theultimateend]

EDIT: Oh yeah, almost forgot. There are naked breasts. Quite a lot of them in fact. If you find the prospect of polygonal boobs and blunt innuendo genuinely appealing then, well... don't worry, that whole puberty thing will be over soon.

That'll be a good 9.99 steam buy ;D

Yeah I'm immature.