Dumbest movie you have ever seen

[Dalisclock]

Quaratine and The Spirit were pretty dumb. Quarantine represents everything that's wrong with the horror genre and the Spirit became a joke when the Octapus (Samuel L. Jackson) dresses up like he belonged to the SS.

I gave up 30 minutes into the Spirit, that's how bad it was. I don't think I made it much further into Quarentine, granted, that's more because I was getting bored.

 

[Gromril]

Crank 2

 

[The Ultimate 2]

How could anybody not have mentioned "Paul Blart Mall cop" that was the worst movie I've ever seen.

 

[newguy77]

Meet the Spartans, hands down. I could actually feel my soul getting crushed watching it.

I didn't even think I had a soul until I saw that movie.

This and Don't Mess with the Zohan. That movie was the worst piece of trash I ever paid money to see. Too bad I forgot about walking out and getting a refund.

 

[zohmbee]

I'd say Twilight, but I know the rabid fans waiting outside my window with knives and sticks wouldn't like that. Sooo...

Burn After Reading. Honest to God, I thought it would be good. The plot was so hard to follow and Brad Pitt's character was the only likeable thing about the movie.

 

[Altorin]

Max Payne

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

Max Payne

It was based on a game, What did you expect?

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I can think of... many... very many...

...but I hate threads like this. They normall become flame-wars about "THAT MOVIE WAS GOOD!!11" and "YOU'RE STUPID".

On the contrary, we seem to be agreeing upon these pretty well...

Anyways, Epic Movie was about as enjoyable as sticking your head in a portapotty's toilet, and Barnyard (Which I unfortunately saw) was impossibly stupid.

 

[Agrosmurf]

The movie titled SHROOMS... yeah it's baaaaaaaaad.

 

[BoneCrusherBOB]

What no Watchmen? I'd say it was trash but I'd be insulting trash.

 

[Altorin]

What no Watchmen? I'd say it was trash but I'd be insulting trash.

I guess there's no accounting for taste.

 

[Nageck]

Anything made by two of the six of the creators of Scary Movie.

 

[Heraklitus]

Battlefield Earth.

 

[Akilles79]

Hmmmm....this is a tough one. On one hand, I've got a movie like Dragon Wars, which is pretty much one of the worst movies ever, then on the other hand, I've got every Steven Seagal movie ever made.

But the dumbest movie I've ever seen was probably Show Girls. That sucked.

At least showgirls had some decent racks on display.... Dracula 3000 on the other hand.... URGH

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Three Words "High School Musical" just typing it makes me sick.

This.