dumbest question

[Layz92]

"What does a gynecologist do?" Not so much stupid as hilarious. Though sort of stupid because she was a 17 year old female and should have picked the meaning of the word up by then. It was shouted out to the science teacher in a sudden quiet part of the lesson to the teacher.

 

[thejayk]

Some dumb ***** in my World History class asked me if we were currently fighting World War 4.

Oh yeah that same girl also thought we should do something about this Hitler person. Not really a question but thought it was worth mentioning.

 

[Boxpopper]

This girl in I think a 6th grade science class asked (while we were talking about the sun) "What if it gets sick, and it dies?"

 

[Dags90]

I remember some pretty stupid questions as a kid. "Do you get sunburn?" was asked to one of my black friends in summer camp. I'll admit that I was pretty curious to the answer, I was pretty surprised I hadn't ever thought to ask.

 

[child of lileth]

When my sister was younger she asked the following question:

"If you touch the wall do you die?"

Yeah, she was 5, but it's still the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

That might be the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life.

I can't top that one. I can't even remember what I was going to say anymore.

 

[Bob the zombie]

my cousin once asked me:
"how do I forward a message to all my friends on my contact list?"
I said:
"hit the Forward button"
she said:
"OK, thank you"
I'm sorry but that seems like a question my grandma would ask me, not my 18 year old cousin.

 

[caselj01]

Girl: Is Asia in China?
Me: Well Asia is a continent and China is a country.
Girl: So is that a yes?

This was in high school geography.

Also, I find it REALLY annoying when I get seriously injured and people say "Are you OK?"
Heres a clue, if I am bleeding profusely and/or jumping up and down saying "AAAHHHHH J***S F*****G C****T THAT HURT!!" then I am NOT OK.

 

[Plurralbles]

"Can I ask you a question?"

Hope I wasn't ninja'd.

hmm.. I don't mind that. Maybe I'm too busy or too snooty to bother answering hte question with anything other than a no and maybe their actual question isn't a yes or no(whihc is the only time I ask that question).

Ugh... I got called today because oen of my friends didn't bother searching a forum to find out how to install a mod(it was a simple"extract it to the main folder" job). Grr. A "little" harder than using an installer maybe...

 

[WorldCritic]

One of my friends who is 17 repeatedly asks questions that lead us to believe there is something wrong with her.

"Where's the bathroom?" Even though she was looking at the bathroom door.
"Who's Hitler?" Naturally asked right after we got out of history class.

And of course one of my favorites.
Her: "Can you give me a ride home?"
ME: "I guess, where do you live?"
Her: "... I don't know, I thought you would know. Don't you?"

Yeah, made for a fun afternoon.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Some in guy in my class started making meowing noises during Science once, and a girl asked if there was a cat in the wall.
I hope she wasn't serious.

 

[Aerodynamic]

"Can I ask you a question?"

Hope I wasn't ninja'd.

hmm.. I don't mind that. Maybe I'm too busy or too snooty to bother answering hte question with anything other than a no and maybe their actual question isn't a yes or no(whihc is the only time I ask that question).

No see, I don't mind it either, hell, if someone asks me a question I am happy to answer, just the questions itself is funny.

 

[Super Toast]

A girl in my history class asked me, after half an hour of talking about this very incident, "So, is Anne Boleyn dead yet?" We had just spent the entire class discussing that. And even if she hadn't been beheaded, she'd bloody well be dead by 2008. Maybe it's because I'm really into Tudor history, but I seriously wanted to throttle her.

My eight year old brother also asks a lot of silly questions, but then he's a curious kid. However I draw the line at answering a question that goes, "Is Lady Gaga a she-male?"

I dig your little bro's style. That was fucking hilarious.

OT: A girl in my class once asked me if Shakespeare was dead. Seriously

 

[SomeLameStuff]

"Simpsons... isn't that show for 5 year olds?"

 

[God's Clown]

My friend almost asked me the stupidest question ever in the existence of stupid questions.

He seriously, no lie, almost asked me if I liked Bacon. Everyone ever loves Bacon.

 

[koops]

When I was working In a big chain grocery store, this lady asked me if we grew our own produce. As ridiculous that was under normal circumstances, I live in Canada and it was the middle of winter.

 

[Sougo]

A girl in school once asked me: "Aren't you the guy that died a few months ago?"

I just stared at her. Then I turned and walked away, without a word.

 

[Ertol]

A girl in my history class once asked why the Washington monument had a slight change in color about half way up. We convinced her it was because a massive flood hit Washington and that line marked how high the water got.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

"Can I ask you a question?"

Hope I wasn't ninja'd.

hmm.. I don't mind that. Maybe I'm too busy or too snooty to bother answering hte question with anything other than a no and maybe their actual question isn't a yes or no(whihc is the only time I ask that question).

No see, I don't mind it either, hell, if someone asks me a question I am happy to answer, just the questions itself is funny.

That's why i usually answer "Maybe" to a question like that. I hear the question and then i decide whether i want to bother answering or not. Sure i may seem like a jerk if i don't answer it just because i don't want to or don't feel like it, but it saves me a lot of trouble.

OT: "Are you asleep?" followed by a "Did i wake you up?"
"Yes i was asleep and no, you didn't wake me up", or "No i wasn't asleep and yet you woke me up" ...Does that make sense?!

 

[Generator]

"Really?"

Okay, maybe it doesn't have the same effect out of context, but trust me, it was hilarious!