dumbest question

[TheRundownRabbit]

After I saw Cloverfield in theatres, I heard a girl ask if that really happened when the creds started rollin.

 

[Yeslek Ssomllur]

Once I hit a broken piece of pavement on my bicycle going down a hill and flew about fifty feet through the air, landing face first. I sat up, holding the skin that had been torn off half of my face, streaming blood, with a bone obviously jutting four inches out of my shoulder. This hippy wanders up to me and goes
"Heeeyyy man! Are you hurt?"
Right before I passed out I went "Yeah, man. I'm great."
Sarcastic until the very end...

 

[martin's a madman]

Uh, what? I'm from the US and I know where Melbourne is.

OT:"If we evolved from monkeys, then WHY ARE THERE STILL MONKEYS?"

Yeah! I dislike that question, we didn't evolve FROM modern monkeys and apes, we share common ancestors.

But they don't ever listen.

 

[Julianking93]

"Was Hitler the bad guy?"

 

[AlmostLikeLife]

This idiot in my French class in High School once asked the teacher,

"Is Paris a plural word?"

Her reasoning behind asking this question...

"Well, it ends with an S..."

And, no, I am not kidding.

 

[blankedboy]

I have one to top the entire thread.

Teacher: For the next three weeks, we'll be covering Achievement Standard 1.9, it's an internal research assignment worth three credits.
Student: Is it worth credits?

Heard it today, epic win.

 

[Littlee300]

A girl in my history class asked me, after half an hour of talking about this very incident, "So, is Anne Boleyn dead yet?" We had just spent the entire class discussing that. And even if she hadn't been beheaded, she'd bloody well be dead by 2008. Maybe it's because I'm really into Tudor history, but I seriously wanted to throttle her.

Aww she could just be like me and have a really hard time paying attention and only remember the key words like "Incident" and "Anne Boleyn"
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Hmm maybe "Can I dent the air with this hammer?"
Edit: 2nd one would be "Is Hitler from Mexico?

 

[Littlee300]

"where lighters made before matches?"
my reply was "to quote dave chappelle; 'you have smoked yourself retarded.'"

That was a pretty pretentious comment.
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It just annoys me when I hear it now ...

 

[teisjm]

"May i ask you a question"
Well, you sortof just did... Theoretically, thats like me asking you if you want to have sex while raping you. Or asking you whether you wanna fight while punching your teeth in.

 

[SnipErlite]

"where lighters made before matches?"
my reply was "to quote dave chappelle; 'you have smoked yourself retarded.'"

May I quote Wikipedia?

"One of the first lighters was invented by a German Chemist named Johann Wolfgang Döbereiner in 1823"

"The first "friction match" was invented by English chemist John Walker in 1826"


Although different sources give different dates for either, that's not such a stupid question.

hhmmm... I did not know that. I feel like quite the fool, now. I would say that maybe she wasn't as dumb as I thought, but she also got her arm stuck in a fence because she wouldn't let go of her binder, and in context of that particular conversation, she was talking specifically about Bic lighters, because her's was taken away in class, which started the conversation. but either way, I suppose I should do my research before I post.

Lol I only knew that because I remember reading it a while back. It's a reasonable assumption to make, that lighters came first, but there seems to be no definitive answer. Ho hum.

 

[Treefingers]

I was once asked if the Pope is Catholic. As a serious question.