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A girl in my geography class asked me "Where is Europe?".
We live in England for god sake. In the end she thought that Europe was a country and the France was the continent. I'm not making this up.
We live in England for god sake. In the end she thought that Europe was a country and the France was the continent. I'm not making this up.
My mom once rang the housephone and then said "are you at home?"
Well shit, it's cordless, but not to that extent mother, you bint.
Another one was from one of my coworkers today. He asked where the paperwork was and went on a huge lecture about how paperwork should be included (I'm only a temp, so maybe he feels he has power over me) - To which I thereby pointed to the box he was holding, to the side that was facing him, where it said in healthy sized permanent marker letters "PAPERWORK IN BOX."
The jackoff.
Well shit, it's cordless, but not to that extent mother, you bint.
Another one was from one of my coworkers today. He asked where the paperwork was and went on a huge lecture about how paperwork should be included (I'm only a temp, so maybe he feels he has power over me) - To which I thereby pointed to the box he was holding, to the side that was facing him, where it said in healthy sized permanent marker letters "PAPERWORK IN BOX."
The jackoff.
I was in fetal position on the floor after having fallen. When they asked me "Are you hurt?" I replied "No, this is a weird sexual fetish I have. Please don't tell anyone."caselj01 said:
lilmisspotatoes said:
Maybe she just can't wrap her head around that simple shit, as she's debating the conflicting points Orwell made in several of his novels.
Or she's stupid. I dunno, I like to fool myself.
This isn't the stupidest thing I've heard, but the first thing that comes to mind.
"Are you going down?"
A young woman asked me this when we were on the top floor of the parking garage.
EDIT: I just thought of another one. On Family Feud, A family was asked to name a country that has a good relationship with the US (or something along those lines). Everyone in the family was shouting, "Africa! Say Africa!" But the man of the house knew better. His answer? Europe, of course.
It's on youtube somewhere, it's priceless to see the host's reaction. I believe his response was, "We like Europe. There's a lot of choices there."
"Are you going down?"
A young woman asked me this when we were on the top floor of the parking garage.
EDIT: I just thought of another one. On Family Feud, A family was asked to name a country that has a good relationship with the US (or something along those lines). Everyone in the family was shouting, "Africa! Say Africa!" But the man of the house knew better. His answer? Europe, of course.
It's on youtube somewhere, it's priceless to see the host's reaction. I believe his response was, "We like Europe. There's a lot of choices there."
Well first of all, I think so. But second and more importantly, what about the "you are here" question?Yawwy said:
I'm in the car holding a box filled with ice to keep the chowder cool on the way home. The cold is driving me crazy. My mom is sitting right next to me and asks "Is it cold?"
I look at her with a disbelieving look. She asks "Stupid question?" I fight the urge to say "stupid YOU."
I look at her with a disbelieving look. She asks "Stupid question?" I fight the urge to say "stupid YOU."
Oh,I left it out because...yea I couldn't find a way of thinking that meant she wasn't just being ever so slightly simple.The best I could come up with was something like 'Maybe she thought it was a special kind of...computer...map...thing...' so...yeaa...Xpwn3ntial said:
Stoink said:
Well maybe it is not so dumb :S you know Rio de Janeiro from Brasil right? well there is a party that is Called Rock in Rio and while it did started in Rio it nowoccurs every year in Lisbon Portugal and if i am not mistaken in another 2 or 3 countries!
but btw i really think that one was a stupid question too hehe
In U.S. History class a year or two ago, this one girl in class asked if G.I. Bill was still alive.
I had to punch myself in the gut to avoid guffawing.
I had to punch myself in the gut to avoid guffawing.
My mother and brother come out with some gems every day, but today we had "What is a bee?" after I told her bees have worse stings than wasps, and "Why are you putting on the kettle?", when I had a teabag in my hand, milk beside it and the cup and spoon out. -.-'
The worst, though, had to be a distant cousin of mine in our English class. Doing Shakespeare, we got to the end of 'Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day', and when reading back over it and coming to the line "And often is his gold complexion dimm'd", he shouted at the teacher, "WAIT! WAS SHAKESPEARE GAY?!". Among others, he didn't realise Crooks in Of Mice and Men was black, he didn't know where Europe was on a map, and he had never heard of Leonardo da Vinci, saying, "Was he in Titanic?". This is a 16 year old, in a grammar school.
And not really stupid, more.. said in the wrong way, was when a boy in Biology asked a teacher (petite and SMOKING HOT) who had her finger in a the aorta entry to a cow's heart, which she was prodding with one finger and stretching the skin (as sexy as it sounds), ask, "Could you fit two fingers in there?". Suspended, and the teacher wrote on the report "x asked me if I could finger the cows heart". Laughs were had, especially when he told us of his mother's reaction.
The worst, though, had to be a distant cousin of mine in our English class. Doing Shakespeare, we got to the end of 'Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day', and when reading back over it and coming to the line "And often is his gold complexion dimm'd", he shouted at the teacher, "WAIT! WAS SHAKESPEARE GAY?!". Among others, he didn't realise Crooks in Of Mice and Men was black, he didn't know where Europe was on a map, and he had never heard of Leonardo da Vinci, saying, "Was he in Titanic?". This is a 16 year old, in a grammar school.
And not really stupid, more.. said in the wrong way, was when a boy in Biology asked a teacher (petite and SMOKING HOT) who had her finger in a the aorta entry to a cow's heart, which she was prodding with one finger and stretching the skin (as sexy as it sounds), ask, "Could you fit two fingers in there?". Suspended, and the teacher wrote on the report "x asked me if I could finger the cows heart". Laughs were had, especially when he told us of his mother's reaction.
hhmmm... I did not know that. I feel like quite the fool, now. I would say that maybe she wasn't as dumb as I thought, but she also got her arm stuck in a fence because she wouldn't let go of her binder, and in context of that particular conversation, she was talking specifically about Bic lighters, because her's was taken away in class, which started the conversation. but either way, I suppose I should do my research before I post.SnipErlite said:
I hate it when people ask stuff like Where is he? When someone is late. Like I know. Kind of a weird post but I just find it so irritating.
After being hooked on call of duty 1 and 2, then buying moh pacific assault, my cousins asks me "We fought the Japaneses in WW2?"
I answered yes, but it was hard to keep a strait face XP.
I answered yes, but it was hard to keep a strait face XP.
That's not dumb.... That's genius!MMMowman said:
OT: My history class had a lot of dumb questions (Hell, half the football team was in there).... I can't really think of any, but I remember one resulted in my teacher telling the asker and I quote:
"Wear a helmet...."
I loved that class
EDIT: Oh yeah, in anatomy class a girl asked (in the middle of a lecture, on a completely different subject, I might add) "Is your sphincter, like, your butthole?"
EDIT 2: Possibly the stupidist question I've heard (from a 16 year old male) "We (as in the United States) have nukes?"
This girl in my anatomy class (Who I know for a fact has done it) asked our teacher what felatio was....kurupt87 said: