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Anything my mother has ever asked me. Trust me, she's that dumb.
"Where's the you are here symbol?"- She was holding one of those personal maps in Disney World.
"Is the sun a star?"
"What's three times five?"
"Where's the you are here symbol?"- She was holding one of those personal maps in Disney World.
"Is the sun a star?"
"What's three times five?"
I was sitting with a group of my friends one night.
One of whom was in the army, and he talked about what he did for training and such.
And one of my friend's who plays a little to much MW2 asks him.
"How do you level up in the army?"
This is not the Dumbest thing to come out of his mouth believe it or not.
One of whom was in the army, and he talked about what he did for training and such.
And one of my friend's who plays a little to much MW2 asks him.
"How do you level up in the army?"
This is not the Dumbest thing to come out of his mouth believe it or not.
Hate it when you go to the doctor in pain, and they press/touch the spot and ask....does that hurt?
Well duh...or I wouldn't be here.
Better yet...rate your pain. Well. considering I can't straighten up and breathing is barely an option, I'd have to say severe don't you think.
Well duh...or I wouldn't be here.
Better yet...rate your pain. Well. considering I can't straighten up and breathing is barely an option, I'd have to say severe don't you think.
I considered that, but she really was serious.jultub said:Sounds more like she's messing with you than being stupidWorldCritic said:
They could have meant where specifically in Melbourne then.Stoink said:
As for me... it's not the stupidest question but it's easily the stupidest answer. I'm a Math teacher and I just got home from the job. Today I was trying to teach some Algebra 1 on 1 with this young chap.
Me: ... okay... now what's 1 times 1?
Him: 2.
Me: No no... 1 times 1. Think about it.
Him: 2! ................................................. OH! Sorry... one.
(note: This kid is in high school)
Yeah, that one's always great. This didn't happen to me, thankfully, but a girl I know crashed while on her bike. A nearby onlooker comes over and asks if she's all right; she says yes (because she's in shock) and the person just strolls away. Mind you, she was bleeding profusely from her head at the time, and clearly was not fine. She did stumble to a house eventually, and that person at least had the presence of mind to call an ambulance.caselj01 said:
I always scan a person visually for signs of injury if I see someone hurt themselves. If they aren't bleeding and it's clear that nothing is broken, then I'll just ask if they're all right and take their word for it. Unless I know them, in which case I'll laugh at them first and then make sure they're okay.
Oh yeah, I love that one. I went into the hospital for appendicitis, and apparently they have to figure out which side it's on (since there's about a 10% chance it's on the left instead of the right) so the method they use to test for this is to poke you in the stomach and ask which side hurts more. I couldn't tell the fucking difference, both hurt a hell of a lot (though it hurt almost as much when they weren't poking it), so I just went with the odds and guessed right side, and then hoped they used a more conclusive test, like an X-ray (they did; so I don't know what the point of poking me was).newfiegirl 110 said:
"How does a screwdriver work?"
Not kidding
My step-cousin asked me that, im so happy im not from his bloodline
he was about 15 at the time too..
where is natural selection when you need it?
oh, and some of the people's reaction after 'Inception' ends (the movie that was released a couple days ago, really good btw)
Not kidding
My step-cousin asked me that, im so happy im not from his bloodline
he was about 15 at the time too..
where is natural selection when you need it?
oh, and some of the people's reaction after 'Inception' ends (the movie that was released a couple days ago, really good btw)
May I quote Wikipedia?wfpdk said:
"One of the first lighters was invented by a German Chemist named Johann Wolfgang Döbereiner in 1823"
"The first "friction match" was invented by English chemist John Walker in 1826"
Although different sources give different dates for either, that's not such a stupid question.
Thank you thread, you just reminded me of a priceless secondary school moment.
I was talking with a group of mates in Biology class, year 10 I think (14/15 yrs old), and somehow the word cunnilingus came up; you know, as it does. One guy asked what it meant and we wouldn't tell him, we thought he was being intentionally dense. He pushed for an answer but we wouldn't say.
In the end, he put up his hand and asked our female, student teacher.
All sound just ceased and everyone, classroom wide, just stared goggle eyed unable to accept that that had just happened.
Absolutely fan-fucking-tastic memory, thanks again for reminding me.
I was talking with a group of mates in Biology class, year 10 I think (14/15 yrs old), and somehow the word cunnilingus came up; you know, as it does. One guy asked what it meant and we wouldn't tell him, we thought he was being intentionally dense. He pushed for an answer but we wouldn't say.
In the end, he put up his hand and asked our female, student teacher.
All sound just ceased and everyone, classroom wide, just stared goggle eyed unable to accept that that had just happened.
Absolutely fan-fucking-tastic memory, thanks again for reminding me.