My own drunken experiment involved Bailey's and red wine. I had no idea one little glass could make me throw up so much. Of course, it didn't hit me until my wife was taking me home. On the freeway. At 70 MPH.Sigel said:
Dumbest/smartest thing youve done whilst drunk?
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riding a shopping trolley down a hill with a makeshift ramp at the bottom, all i can say is thank god for over grown bushes
Pray, and paint one side of the car pink. What can I say? I was woefully inebriated, and looking to get a laugh out of people. I make an ass out of myself professionally.Insanum said:
Im actually impressed. I bet the wife wasnt...And i bet your headache was killer!Lazarus Long said:
Well lets just say its a good thing you threw that up, If that managed to dye Concrete imagine what it couldve done to your stomach lining.la-le-lu-li-lo said:
Keep up the good stories people, Your making my evening at the moment
Nah, my stomach acid would have kicked the booze's ass... Bigtime. And if you insist... *pops fingers and searches the memory*Insanum said:Well lets just say its a good thing you threw that up, If that managed to dye Concrete imagine what it couldve done to your stomach lining.
Keep up the good stories people, Your making my evening at the moment
Dumbest : walking along the MAIN ROAD at 1AM in a very curvy line (only police are to be found on this road saturday night at this time) and getting a free trip home, which was nice of them
Smartest : around 5 people out of 40 didn't get booked for public drinking, me being one of them. I saw the car, and ran for my life, chucked the bottle in a bush, and hid against a river, stopping the helicopter (yes, it's sad the police sends a chopper out for this stuff) from finding me thermally. Most people had all their stuff taken off them, but not me, I got off scott free(but not scotch free!) The policeman chasing me dropped his talkie and stumbled over a hill, angering him significantly to the amusement of all those who got booked, which was a nice and hilarious touch.
Smartest : around 5 people out of 40 didn't get booked for public drinking, me being one of them. I saw the car, and ran for my life, chucked the bottle in a bush, and hid against a river, stopping the helicopter (yes, it's sad the police sends a chopper out for this stuff) from finding me thermally. Most people had all their stuff taken off them, but not me, I got off scott free(but not scotch free!) The policeman chasing me dropped his talkie and stumbled over a hill, angering him significantly to the amusement of all those who got booked, which was a nice and hilarious touch.
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Just Plain Embarassing:
These seem like boring stories now that I've typed them.
I also got drunk at a party and decided to go dance in the rain. And lay in the storm drain. And roll around in puddles. I then came back inside to my guests, wearing a sopping wet white shirt and rolled around on the floor for an hour.
I have yet to live this down. /:
With a few other people. After multiple shots of some devil creation called 'Scooby Snax', I was well and truly inebriated... And I proceeded to take shots of Goldschlager, and finished the night off by chugging a beer. I should add I can't chug things from glass bottles, and so clearly I develop magical skills when I'm obliterated.
I was under the inclination that I passed out after this. Apparently not. I drunk dialed many a folk, and probably thus was deleted from many a folk's addressbook. I vomited a Bruchetta Burger into a shower... And had to clean it up the next morning.
I also got to spent the night listening to my 'straight' friend and Kyle go at it... Five times.
What joy.
I hope this story makes people happy to be alive.
I was under the inclination that I passed out after this. Apparently not. I drunk dialed many a folk, and probably thus was deleted from many a folk's addressbook. I vomited a Bruchetta Burger into a shower... And had to clean it up the next morning.
I also got to spent the night listening to my 'straight' friend and Kyle go at it... Five times.
What joy.
I hope this story makes people happy to be alive.
NEXT!
Just Plain Embarassing:
Started with ring of fire with beer and shots of Tequilla silver. Some jerk decided to put on Shrek [hate kid movies] so I drank much much much more. Ended up outside puking in the bushes, and started a new fashion trend: Dirt Mustache & Beard. Thank goodness no one took pictures, and no lives would be lost as a result. I also remember someone delivering flowers, and had to stand next to me while I puked my brains out into the bushes. Keep in mind this was at three in the morning and well... something just doesn't seem right about that. The next day, while hungover and showering, my 'friends' came into the bathroom, and stole my clothes and all the clothes. My friend Josh then decided it would be hilarious to walk around in my underwear. Keep in mind I don't exactly wear granny panties. DISTURBING. I yelled until they were returned...
These seem like boring stories now that I've typed them.
I also got drunk at a party and decided to go dance in the rain. And lay in the storm drain. And roll around in puddles. I then came back inside to my guests, wearing a sopping wet white shirt and rolled around on the floor for an hour.
I have yet to live this down. /:
I'm rarely drunk. One time, I was out with friends from college for a reunion. I'd driven over to one of their houses, and planned not to drink alcohol, and drive home later that night. She said I could sleep at her's, though, so I left the car at her house and drunk an amount while out.
At 1.30am she suddenly announced she had to get over to her boyfriend's, and it was an emergency, and I couldn't stay with her after all. She asked me if I felt like I could drive.
And I said yes. Thank god my friends talked me out of it. It genuinely scares me that I was prepared to attempt driving home after drinking so much. I stayed in a hotel with another friend, instead, then drove home the next morning just in time for work. I've never drunk that much since.
At 1.30am she suddenly announced she had to get over to her boyfriend's, and it was an emergency, and I couldn't stay with her after all. She asked me if I felt like I could drive.
And I said yes. Thank god my friends talked me out of it. It genuinely scares me that I was prepared to attempt driving home after drinking so much. I stayed in a hotel with another friend, instead, then drove home the next morning just in time for work. I've never drunk that much since.
Well, I staggered out of my friends house with a plastic power rangers helmet on and no pants, and passed out on his driveway while holding a pair of scissors.
I won't bore you with a list of the many, many dumb things I've done drunk, but I will tell you the smartest, it is grade-A fucking genius and I'll tell you for free.
I filled a large bowl with water and left it by my bed.
Anyone who has ever had a night's drinking knows just how goddamn thirsty you are when you wake up and a glass of water is never enough. A bowl on the other hand, is. There is no way I would ever have thought of that sober, but now I never go to bed drunk without a bowl beside me. Try it, you'll be glad you did.
I filled a large bowl with water and left it by my bed.
Anyone who has ever had a night's drinking knows just how goddamn thirsty you are when you wake up and a glass of water is never enough. A bowl on the other hand, is. There is no way I would ever have thought of that sober, but now I never go to bed drunk without a bowl beside me. Try it, you'll be glad you did.
I do this on the rare occasions i get drunk.Zamn said:
One morning after a night out(the night i drunk dialed - see OP) i drank three pints of water, on the forth i just sat on the couch whilst my friends were off to work fresh as a daisy...i couldnt hold the pint i had shakes so bad.
All on the same night... I puked in a friend's bath tub, managed to tie myself up with someone's dressing gown tie (and seemed to have convinced myself that someone else had done it to me until the next morning when i remembered doing it myself), got stuck in somebody's hoody by accidentally tying the pullstrings around my neck, and cut the shit outta my leg with a bottlecap.
I also freely allowed two random guys to use my socks as cock warmers while they streaked around the garden.
I left them at my friend's house and never touched them again.
I also freely allowed two random guys to use my socks as cock warmers while they streaked around the garden.
I left them at my friend's house and never touched them again.
I d'no. I seem to have a fair amount of control when I'm drunk. So... I guess this is just... having too much faith that my friends wouldn't do something weird?
I wanted to see what would happen when I got super drunk and pretty much I just got too sleepy to move. Unfortunately, my friend decided that the best course of action was to put me in his bed >.>; and then get in later. He didn't make a move but it was hella awkward. I was still conscious for a few minutes but all I could do was accidentally headbutt the wall trying to move away. Fell asleep, woke up and ran back to my room as soon as I could walk lol
Yah. Not doing that again. It wasn't even fun >P
Oh, and apparently I was awesome at SSBB when I got drunk for the first time.
I wanted to see what would happen when I got super drunk and pretty much I just got too sleepy to move. Unfortunately, my friend decided that the best course of action was to put me in his bed >.>; and then get in later. He didn't make a move but it was hella awkward. I was still conscious for a few minutes but all I could do was accidentally headbutt the wall trying to move away. Fell asleep, woke up and ran back to my room as soon as I could walk lol
Yah. Not doing that again. It wasn't even fun >P
Oh, and apparently I was awesome at SSBB when I got drunk for the first time.
Smart: My friends said that I successfully did calculus while drunk.
Dumb:Shouting racist slurs about white people at a family of deer. They didn't like the noise and chased me. I then woke up In an empty pool 350 miles from my house. I then yelled at the owners of the pool saying that it was all thir fault that Jesus died and then called them ugly. I then woke up with a severe headache and multiple bruises in y friends jeep. They said I went insane.
Dumb: I Started to hit on a ram.
Smart:Caused my friends girlfriend to break up with him. At first it seemed like a dick move but we later found out that she had herpes and was stealing his money. Thats all I remember.
Dumb:Shouting racist slurs about white people at a family of deer. They didn't like the noise and chased me. I then woke up In an empty pool 350 miles from my house. I then yelled at the owners of the pool saying that it was all thir fault that Jesus died and then called them ugly. I then woke up with a severe headache and multiple bruises in y friends jeep. They said I went insane.
Dumb: I Started to hit on a ram.
Smart:Caused my friends girlfriend to break up with him. At first it seemed like a dick move but we later found out that she had herpes and was stealing his money. Thats all I remember.
