The lovely thing being that "shanghai" is an actual verb (for those who don't know: It comes from the old days, where ship captains would abduct drunks or people passed out from opium to man their ships.)Grand_Poohbah said:
Dumbest/smartest thing youve done whilst drunk?
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Good riddance, whoever thought of that logo needs to be kneecapped.lolmynamewastaken said:erm mines simaltaniously dumb and smart but we knicked the college flag (SHHHH!)
Who has it now? Will? or Joe or someone else?
EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot to post on topic (thats happening too much with me this evening)
Cant say I've done anything massively smart or stupid when drunk, I just generally get a lot louder, happier, and depending on who I'm with, more violent...
I tried to start a fight with a "friend" and ended up getting kneed in the balls and half choked to death as a reward for my endeavors
The other most stupid thing I did when drunk was to decide that drinking Stronbow might be a good idea. I tell thee, that stuff is like the pis of the devil, nothing can rival its foul taste and capacity to make me vomit my dinner all over myself
Also drunken serenading at a festival was probably the smartest thing I did, me and a mate were just walking around trhe tents at some ungody hour singing the Kooks: Ooh Lah. It was good because we made money from it, someone yelled "heres 20p now fuck off!" at us and lobbed a few coins at us
Gah long shit posts are my forte tonight :S
joe had it last time i saw him but god knows whats happened to it now. it was being used as a cape for 7 whole miles though...Wadders said:Good riddance, whoever thought of that logo needs to be kneecapped.lolmynamewastaken said:erm mines simaltaniously dumb and smart but we knicked the college flag (SHHHH!)
Who has it now? Will? or Joe or someone else?
Best thing for it, other than bog paperlolmynamewastaken said:joe had it last time i saw him but god knows whats happened to it now. it was being used as a cape for 7 whole miles though...Wadders said:Good riddance, whoever thought of that logo needs to be kneecapped.lolmynamewastaken said:erm mines simaltaniously dumb and smart but we knicked the college flag (SHHHH!)
Who has it now? Will? or Joe or someone else?
i dunno, i think it might be abit... corse. do you know if they've got a new one yet though?Wadders said:Best thing for it, other than bog paperlolmynamewastaken said:joe had it last time i saw him but god knows whats happened to it now. it was being used as a cape for 7 whole miles though...Wadders said:Good riddance, whoever thought of that logo needs to be kneecapped.lolmynamewastaken said:erm mines simaltaniously dumb and smart but we knicked the college flag (SHHHH!)
Who has it now? Will? or Joe or someone else?
Dumb: Back when I was younger (read as: underage) I went to a new years eve party where I drank 8 pints of Guiness and a whole bottle of teachers whiskey in around 45 minutes. It took another 10 minutes to hit me, at which point I was standing next to a river, I went to throw the Whiskey bottle in only to fall backwards and pass out, waking up 2 hours later, unable to see, with a small child jumping on me like a bouncy castle. It took several team mates to help me into the clubhouse where I spent the rest of the evening laying in a semi blind state listening to two girls fighting because one had gone with the others bf.
Dumber: My friend and I used to be hardcore drinkers, being able to handle amounts that would put most 18-19 year olds, and many adults to shame. One night we decided to have a drinking contest so we hammered the beer for a while before moving on to shorts. After about 4 hours of this we had some double Jagermeister-Sambucca mix things, which finished us off. We went into a club where I was bemused by the fact Stella looks lime green under Neon lighting, whilst drinking out of an empty glass believing it to be full, as my friend tried to chat up the bouncers wife. I went out the back for some air, where I tripped, damaged a van and ended up slumped down in a corner for about half an hour.
I have several more similar stories, strangely enough no really smart ones. I don't drink so much anymore thankfully.
Dumber: My friend and I used to be hardcore drinkers, being able to handle amounts that would put most 18-19 year olds, and many adults to shame. One night we decided to have a drinking contest so we hammered the beer for a while before moving on to shorts. After about 4 hours of this we had some double Jagermeister-Sambucca mix things, which finished us off. We went into a club where I was bemused by the fact Stella looks lime green under Neon lighting, whilst drinking out of an empty glass believing it to be full, as my friend tried to chat up the bouncers wife. I went out the back for some air, where I tripped, damaged a van and ended up slumped down in a corner for about half an hour.
I have several more similar stories, strangely enough no really smart ones. I don't drink so much anymore thankfully.
Fuck knows, we'll find out when we go back for results day, whenever that is...lolmynamewastaken said:i dunno, i think it might be abit... corse. do you know if they've got a new one yet though?Wadders said:Best thing for it, other than bog paperlolmynamewastaken said:joe had it last time i saw him but god knows whats happened to it now. it was being used as a cape for 7 whole miles though...Wadders said:Good riddance, whoever thought of that logo needs to be kneecapped.lolmynamewastaken said:erm mines simaltaniously dumb and smart but we knicked the college flag (SHHHH!)
Who has it now? Will? or Joe or someone else?
How did you actually get it down? That pole is pretty damn high...
turns out will is actually peter parker then we used a lighter to burn the rope. i mean hypotetically, none of this really happened *wink wink*Wadders said:Fuck knows, we'll find out when we go back for results day, whenever that is...lolmynamewastaken said:i dunno, i think it might be abit... corse. do you know if they've got a new one yet though?Wadders said:Best thing for it, other than bog paperlolmynamewastaken said:joe had it last time i saw him but god knows whats happened to it now. it was being used as a cape for 7 whole miles though...Wadders said:Good riddance, whoever thought of that logo needs to be kneecapped.lolmynamewastaken said:erm mines simaltaniously dumb and smart but we knicked the college flag (SHHHH!)
Who has it now? Will? or Joe or someone else?
How did you actually get it down? That pole is pretty damn high...
nah they'd lynch us for stealing their glory, selfish bastards ¬¬Wadders said:Ahh fair enough, the true midnight ninjas of BC would be proud of you alllolmynamewastaken said:
Smart: Called a cab to get home.
Dumb: Told a group of girls (in front of their boyfriends) that they had nice asses. I was lucky those girls knew me and knew it wasn't a big deal.
Dumb: Told a group of girls (in front of their boyfriends) that they had nice asses. I was lucky those girls knew me and knew it wasn't a big deal.
I played the whole of Bioshock on survivor mode on my ps3. impossible sober, i woke up to find i had the trophy for finishing it, and i was covered in beans on toast