Dumbest thing said to opposite gender

[AkJay]

What is the dumbest thing you have ever said to someone of the opposite gender, be it sexual inuendo, bad flirting, or just plain stupidity, discuss!

Mine is "I love World of Warcraft, do you?" to a girl i liked a few years back. Still kicking myself for that >.<

 

[Locobato]

This wasn't me but a friend of mine looked to another good friend of mine Julia, who happens to be very well endowed. And he looks her straight in the chest and says, "Every time I look at you I wanna drink some milk." ROFL, and this was in public at the bar it was hilarious.

 

[Dr Winterbourne]

One New Years Eve, I was sitting up alone about 4am with a friend's sister's friend, about to fall asleep on the same couch, when I asked what she did for a job and she said she worked in a fudge factory and I said that reminded me of this guy I ran into the other day, who dispensed change at a video arcade, and what an utterly rediculous waste of a human life of a job that was...

I didn't get any.

 

[Fairee]

I have an older brother, and I am constantly saying dumb things to him.

He even got me on April Fools this year.

(In my defence, I had only got up a minute before).

 

[AkJay]

I have an older brother, and I am constantly saying dumb things to him.

He even got me on April Fools this year.

(In my defence, I had only got up a minute before).

Um.. what exactly happened on April Fools? you are not giving much detail here.

 

[Fairee]

I have an older brother, and I am constantly saying dumb things to him.
He even got me on April Fools this year.
(In my defence, I had only got up a minute before).

Um.. what exactly happened on April Fools? you are not giving much detail here.

I got up, went out of my bedroom and Dave's there, outside his bedroom (Dave is aforementioned older brother). He says to me, Hey Jen, you heard that Dave (a British TV channel) and Dave Ja Vu (all same programmes, shown one hour later) (whilst on the topic, that is a terrible pun. Every member of my family groaned when they heard it. But back to story), these two channels are being taken off the air, because they are too biased towards men, and only show programmes designed with guys in mind? I said, no, I haven't heard this. But wait, what about Red Dwarf, the old series that they're making two new episodes of? He says, I dunno, it was an April Fools. Cue long pause before my mind catches up and realises what he has done.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Someone told to a girl I know "open your mouth, I have to pee"

 

[GyroCaptain]

I said something rather dim and innuendo-tastic once. It had to do with snowcloning [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowclone] the phrase "Alice, pudding; pudding, Alice. Remove the pudding" from Alice in Wonderland. I wasn't thinking, at all.

 

[Glerken]

One New Years Eve, I was sitting up alone about 4am with a friend's sister's friend, about to fall asleep on the same couch, when I asked what she did for a job and she said she worked in a fudge factory and I said that reminded me of this guy I ran into the other day, who dispensed change at a video arcade, and what an utterly rediculous waste of a human life of a job that was...

I didn't get any.

...I'm sure I would still be kicking myself for saying that.

 

[KamachoMcSagget]

your boobs are too big, i cant read the paper

 

[ae86gamer]

Yeah mine would have to be "I love you too." Didn't end up working and I haven't said it to any guy since.

 

[Sgt Doom]

Never had the opportunity to say something i'd regret to the opposite sex, which considering how badly I do with everyone else I should probably be thankful for.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"What, here? You mean sex? Sorry, that's not my thing at the moment."

 

[Avatar Roku]

This wasn't me but a friend of mine looked to another good friend of mine Julia, who happens to be very well endowed. And he looks her straight in the chest and says, "Every time I look at you I wanna drink some milk." ROFL, and this was in public at the bar it was hilarious.

Did he at least have the excuse of being embarrassingly drunk?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Nothing, they tend to stay away from me

 

[[Insert Evil Laugh Here]]

Exchange went something like this. A friend is introducing me to this gorgeous German girl...

Friend: Hi Sebastian, have you met my friend Britta?
Me: No. Britta... Britta... Why does that remind me of something?
Friend 2: It's like the water filters.
Me: Ah yes!
Britta: Except my name has two T's. That's the main difference.
Me: And you don't filter water.
Everyone: *Laughs*
Me: Well... I guess you do. Not exclusively though.
Everyone: *Continues laughing*

If you've ever seen Coupling, I'm basically Jeff.

 

[Fairee]

I've suddenly realised I actually lucky, that all the times I've said dumb things it's been in front of relatives. Things could have been much worse if it was in front of, y'know, a good looking guy or something.

Your suffering is not in vain. It is making me feel much better. Let that comfort you as you think, "If only...."

 

[IsoNeko]

Edward Cullen has a square head and looks really fucking stupid.

 

[johnman]

]Exchange went something like this. A friend is introducing me to this gorgeous German girl...

Friend: Hi Sebastian, have you met my friend Britta?
Me: No. Britta... Britta... Why does that remind me of something?
Friend 2: It's like the water filters.
Me: Ah yes!
Britta: Except my name has two T's. That's the main difference.
Me: And you don't filter water.
Everyone: *Laughs*
Me: Well... I guess you do. Not exclusively though.
Everyone: *Continues laughing*

If you've ever seen Coupling, I'm basically Jeff.

That caps them all.