Dumbest thing said to opposite gender
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"Of course I believe you" >.<
I'm not normally guillible but when i like a girl and she tells me something, I believe it, no matter how stupid...I can elaborate later...
I'm not normally guillible but when i like a girl and she tells me something, I believe it, no matter how stupid...I can elaborate later...
...There was a Southpark on recently, and the girl called Butters, a character on the show, an asshole. Butters replies "at least we have assholes". But it gets better. My roommate and I were at a party a few nights back, and he was drunk out of his mind. A relatively sober chick called both of us assholes, jokingly, and it immediately triggered "at least we have assholes" from my roommate. I was completely sober, and it made my night. She obviously hadn't seen the southpark episode, though, and she looked at him with the worst expression I've ever seen.
"you look pregnant" i said to this girl i had met about 10 mins before.
i make poor first impressions.
i make poor first impressions.
when i was 14 me and my friend Keenan were rockers and had no trouble with girls
BUT one of the people that hung out with us (Scotty) said he liked this girl another one that was with us (Chance) asked him to point out the girl (she was in grade under us) and when he pointed at her so Chance told me and Keenan to come and he said this to her: "Scotty wants your ball"
after we were done rolling on the ground laughing he went back to tell see what he says about that
he was pissed at Chance for like a month
BUT one of the people that hung out with us (Scotty) said he liked this girl another one that was with us (Chance) asked him to point out the girl (she was in grade under us) and when he pointed at her so Chance told me and Keenan to come and he said this to her: "Scotty wants your ball"
after we were done rolling on the ground laughing he went back to tell see what he says about that
he was pissed at Chance for like a month
But...but we are.... Its more fun that way... LOOK A PENNY!Krelle said:"Why are men so dumb?"
Turns out they don't like that.(I have since discovered that not all men are, of course. He was. Maybe he would have been less offended if I had asked "Why are you so dumb?"
Maybe.)
Where do you live, in TWEWY?lizards said:
Where, where!?Bored Tomatoe said:But...but we are.... Its more fun that way... LOOK A PENNY!Krelle said:"Why are men so dumb?"
Turns out they don't like that.
Maybe.)
"Would you be my virginkiller?"
The funny part is, that she said it tempted, but she was sort of going out with a guy, but a week later she conjured the well known answer.
And if you don't know the well known answer. here's a hint (I'm still a virgin)
The funny part is, that she said it tempted, but she was sort of going out with a guy, but a week later she conjured the well known answer.
And if you don't know the well known answer. here's a hint (I'm still a virgin)
"Would you like to go to prom with me" "I got you this for Valentine's Day" "We should go out for dinner this weekend" "will you go to the spring formal with me" etc. etc.
Anything that I've said along those lines always ends in disaster, which is why I stick to 2d girls now. 2d really is the way to go.
Anything that I've said along those lines always ends in disaster, which is why I stick to 2d girls now. 2d really is the way to go.
"i have beans in my pants"
as in baked beans
well actually it was in front of my entire drama class, but there were a lot of males in that class so it counts...
as in baked beans
well actually it was in front of my entire drama class, but there were a lot of males in that class so it counts...
I know EXACTLY what you mean ;D[Insert Evil Laugh Here said:
Worst thing I've ever said?
"Let's fuck, don't worry, Lucy will never find out"
Let me just mention that Lucy was my girlfriend at the time and I said this to her best friend of 10 years.
So so SO freaking stupid...
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It's not really under our control. It's a reflex. I suppose that some Zen Monk somewhere has learned how to override what is essentially an autopilot (I wonder if he drives stick Ba Dum Tch), but the rest of us don't have that kind of willpower.PasDeChat said:
I used to work at a supermarket, as a cashier (Manlier way of saying Checkout Operator) when this "Man" walks up and begins placing items on the conveyor belt. Beer, Wine, Meat, Cooking Oil... Condoms...
He walks up to opposite where im sitting, its 10:30PM and my shift finishes in a half hour. "Hi Sir" I cheerfully quip, only to be greeted by silence. I look up, and its some dyke with a guy haircut, heavy sportscoat and what could only be described as iron sand or the remnants of facial hair. Sensing a mistake, I proceed with the transaction in silence.
Five minutes later, the supervisor walks over absolutely cracking up laughing, asking me to be more careful next time.
He walks up to opposite where im sitting, its 10:30PM and my shift finishes in a half hour. "Hi Sir" I cheerfully quip, only to be greeted by silence. I look up, and its some dyke with a guy haircut, heavy sportscoat and what could only be described as iron sand or the remnants of facial hair. Sensing a mistake, I proceed with the transaction in silence.
Five minutes later, the supervisor walks over absolutely cracking up laughing, asking me to be more careful next time.
