Dumbest title

[zauxz]

Hmm lets see.

Half life. Why not a quarter of life?

Devil may cry. Umm... I guess he might if hes upset, shure.

 

[Plauged1]

Alone in the Dark:the New Nightmare was the only game of the series I played, and you were alone and it was TOO DAMN DARK!!!!!! Prostreet is a bullshit title though.

I was referring to the newest incarnation of AitD. Never played the New Nightmare.

Its for PC. If you have some patience and tolerance, it can be alright. Don't play as Aline though. Carnby has a gun and Aline just has notebooks. Its also pretty jumpy, I dare you not to flinch or yell when lightning strikes and you are surrounded by zombies. Puzzles are annoying as hell. In short: rent it, don't buy it.

 

[Janus Vesta]

Hmm lets see.

Half life. Why not a quarter of life?

This is why. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halflife]

 

[drakenlot]

Shadow Man: 2econd Coming


Enough said.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Big Rigs Over the Road Racing

Well you're on a road, not floating above it. And the racing element isn't there because you always win.

 

[Julianking93]

Resident Evil and Biohazard.

You never really think about it, but Resident Evil is just the worst title ever.
Then Biohazard. Come on...really, thats all you could come up with?

 

[scatmanfan]

Darkstalkers. How the hell do you stalk dark? As for laziness...Ninja.

 

[zauxz]

Hmm lets see.

Half life. Why not a quarter of life?

This is why. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halflife]

Ouh ok, thanks for telling me.

My english sucks, especially when it comes to scientific terms.

 

[eelel]

army of two is flat out retarted*

 

[Scunner]

Half Life 2 Episode 2.

Along these lines, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2.

Game titles should not look like the results of a soccer match (Football for the Europeans and South Americans here).

 

[Durxom]

Devil may cry. Umm... I guess he might if hes upset, shure.

either that or change it to Devil Will Cry cause in all of them (or at least the ones ive played...1-3) a devil may...or did cry

 

[Eatbrainz]

Super Noahs Ark 3d.

 

[megamanenm]

Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed, come on, did you really have to put a dick joke RIGHT IN THE TITLE?

 

[RedVelvet]

Crazy Frog Racer (D)

 

[Mr_M]

Metal Gear Solid sounds pretty dumb. I'm not a native English speaker, but shouldn't it be Solid Metal Gear? (which is still dumb).

Metal Gear is the name of the original game, and is also the name of the nuclear-capable mechs in said game (as far as I know). They kept Metal Gear as a series name, and I suppose they added Solid on the end because the main character in the new ones is named Solid Snake. So maybe it sounds stupid all at once, but the individual parts make sense.

Solid Metal Gear, on the other hand, doesn't.

 

[sgtshock]

Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy

Great game, but tell me it isn't the corniest sounding title ever.

 

[traceur_]

Also... How can there be thirteen FINAL FANTASIES? That means that when they made Final Fantasy 2 they should have added:
Title is a misnomer.

Sure it is but just say it out loud, final fantasy, rolls off the tongue nicely doesn't it?

And siren blood curse, what the fuck?

Solid Snake... seriously... they might as well have called it "huge boner", game titles should not be sexual double entendres.

 

[lava_lamp]

Solid Snake: Snake-eater....
Don't you dare tell me that you don't get the double-entendre there..

dont you mean Metal Gear Solid 3:Snake Eater?

 

[Mr_M]

army of two is flat out retarted*

Why? Army of One is a common phrase, but in this game there's two of them. So, Army of Two. It also sums up the game quite well (as soon as you hear the title you think co-op gameplay, two main characters, things like that). Nothing wrong with that title in my opinion.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Any of the Final Fantasy series. How can you have more sequals if the last one was the FINAL one? And how can they be sequals when they have nothing to do with one another?