Dumbest way to die.

[Zombie_Fish]

Being slapped by a fish. And then falling off the Grand Canyon. Onto a bed of spikes.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Any death resulting from someone trying to sexually stimulate themselves through...unconventional means. (i.e hooking their dick up to a car battery with alligator clips.)

I believe something similar happened on "A thousand ways to die".

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Breaking your neck while trying to suck your own dick.

Cookie if you get the reference.

 

[Sigel]

Drowning in an 1in of water.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Asphyxiation via swallowing your own fist.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Death by natural selection.

 

[Xvito]

Suicide is always the dumbest way to die, dying by accident (no matter how ridiculous) is however not dumb...

Also... [small]Actually I haven't got anything else...[/small]

--Xvito, keeping it excellent.

 

[monkey_man]

get eaten by a snail , while knowing the snail wants to eat you and you are doing nothing, untill the only thing left of you are your bones and your toes becouse the snail didnt like the sweatyness

 

[quiet_samurai]

One of the janitors at my work told me his cousin accidentally killed himself trying to make phospherous... in his kitchen sink. Apparently he was successful. All you chemistry and science folks should see the idiocy in that.

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Playing russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, read it somewhere in the darwin awards

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Any death resulting from someone trying to sexually stimulate themselves through...unconventional means. (i.e hooking their dick up to a car battery with alligator clips.)

I believe something similar happened on "A thousand ways to die".

And the darwin awards.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Anything from the Final Destination movies.

 

[Grayl]

The guy who mooned out of a window, then fell to his death.

It's just a joke that's not funny enough to die for.

 

[cordeos]

chocking if there ever was a good argument for humans not being intelligently designed, two things vital for our survival, breathing and eating can combine to kill us.

 

[AroLombardi]

Didn't Elvis die on the toilet from liver failure or something? Well if so, then that. Think how awkward that is when they're cleaning him up.

 

[Gladion]

Sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, and pressing so hard your carotid explodes.

What did I win?

 

[Timotei]

Some hardcore wapper at my school died when he removed the part on an automatic pistol that disallows it to fire full auto. He was apparently holding the gun down when he cocked it back and the gun unloaded into his foot, severing the main artery.

Someone from the same group of wappers also got stabbed in a gunfight O_O

How does that happen?

 

[Dusty Donuts]

<url=http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-04.html>Playing Russian Roulette with a cocked semi-automatic 9mm handgun that always has a bullet in the chamber whether it has a magazine in or not.

No wait...what? I don't think ANYONE could do that. Actually, yes, i would.
My favourite from the Darwin Awards is when someone was robbing a bank, and he attempted to fire his .35 calibre pistol at his intended victim. When it didn't work, he looked down the barrel and tried again...
Need i say more?

 

[Skuffyshootster]

(i.e hooking their dick up to a car battery with alligator clips.)

Thats just plain unpleasant.

Well, some people will do anything to get off.

Any death resulting from someone trying to sexually stimulate themselves through...unconventional means. (i.e hooking their dick up to a car battery with alligator clips.)

I believe something similar happened on "A thousand ways to die".

Yes, that's where I got the idea.