Dumbest way to die.

[ScarlettRage]

Any death resulting from someone trying to sexually stimulate themselves through...unconventional means. (i.e hooking their dick up to a car battery with alligator clips.)

i would laugh so hard if i saw that in person...
so agreed

 

[reaper660]

Any death resulting from someone trying to sexually stimulate themselves through...unconventional means. (i.e hooking their dick up to a car battery with alligator clips.)

Have you, by any chance, heard of the Darwin Awards???

eg: Trying to get high by sticking an air compressor up your....yeah....and have the air react to the methane in your body and make your colon and intestines explode??

EDIT: So, so sorry

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Playing russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, read it somewhere in the darwin awards

No, he played russian roulette with a semi-automatic.

/facepalm

No. I have read somewhere that someone played it with a fully loaded gun, true it wasn't in the darwin awards I'm searching for the source now, no need to be an arse.

 

[Zenode]

If this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWgovxo3eA] guy died i would claim that to be the most awesomely funny death ever.
i couldnt resist showing this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Yyh2xNbqc&feature=related] since it is very very highly unlikely to kill you but very funny XD

 

[Charisma]

Sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, and pressing so hard your carotid explodes.

What did I win?

That would be hilarioussssssssssssssssss

 

[BuckminsterF]

Trying to prove to the world that your indestructable lead parachute really does work

 

[DigitalSushi]

Didn't Elvis die on the toilet from liver failure or something? Well if so, then that. Think how awkward that is when they're cleaning him up.

The myth goes he was eating a burger too... while on the toilet, you must admit if its true its the most efficient way of using your bodily functions. New stuff goes in, old stuff goes out.

But an Elvis fan will vehemently deny such an act.

 

[the protaginist]

Rolling Double Bulbasaurs during a random encounter.


or...

Dying while filming a Safety Video. (Thank you darwin awards!)

 

[itSucks2beU]

for me,the dumbest way to die is...become emo then cut yourself to death

 

[Biosophilogical]

Slipping on a banana peel (so cliche) before falling backwards off a ledge, breaking both your legs, then having your groin-down area removed by a low-flying sideways helicopter's blades, then having a adorable puppy begin to eat the revealed spinal column only to die seven years later by accidently sleeping on your breathing tube.