dumbest way you hurt yourself
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During a snowboarding course, I broke my arm. About 10 mins after we learned how we should fall without injuring ourself too much. I probably got stuck in a small ditch that was made to attatch the board to your boots and stood still all of a sudden. In a reflex, I just stretched my arms out to break the initial fall (very stupid) and couldn't push myself up afterwards.
When I was younger my sister pushed me out of my bed and I landed on a transformer toy, I ended up with a huge shard of plastic lodged in my knee cap.
Just about everytime I've touched fire has been in a really stupid way, but I DIDN'T ever get burnt by fire, although I did burn myself badly on a light bulb I THOUGHT had been off for a long time, F***! It was stupid and sore... I've also once, out of the blue, randomly tripped during school, I fell flat on my face with ten people watching and nothing really even caused it, don't know how that one happened.
Shooting yourself in the mouth so that the shot rigs through your ears and comes out the back of your throat, only then to get with Helena Bonham Carter.
Hey, if it stopped Tyler Durden, then it can't be that Dumb.
Actually I think the opposite, I should have just run with it and see how far I would have made it with Tyler.
Oh well, the music was good after that.
Hey, if it stopped Tyler Durden, then it can't be that Dumb.
Actually I think the opposite, I should have just run with it and see how far I would have made it with Tyler.
Oh well, the music was good after that.
When i was about 4 or 5 i jumped down the stairs and broke my leg.
A close contender is when i was wrestling with my brothers. I took a dive at one and broke my nose on the bedframe.
A close contender is when i was wrestling with my brothers. I took a dive at one and broke my nose on the bedframe.
My trouser zipper and my .......
and when i was drunk and was sure i could deffinetly jump over the fire, unforunetly i tripped and fell....
and when i was drunk and was sure i could deffinetly jump over the fire, unforunetly i tripped and fell....
Holy shit, that happened to me too. I bump into a bollard, curse, look around, and wave sheepishly to my friends who're cracking up as usual, and then turn right around and bonk into it again.Shoggoth2588 said:
Second dumbest way would be trying to fail-vault my couch and landing on my head.
I was hightailing it out of a school once [a friend and I were skating there, and the proprietors showed up] when I vaulted a little gate and fell straight on my posterior. It didn't hurt much, but hilarity ensued.
Deseeding a fresh chilli with my bare hands. Hurt like fuck for three hours and I got some pretty bad chemical burns. And I was in the middle of the jungle so I could not wash it in milk (if you ever get chili burns milk has a protein that removes the chemical).
After whacking weed with a Katana for nearly an hour with no accidents, i proudly walk up to my cabin, realizing that im in complete control of my body and i am able to guide a blade past rocks, ground or other potentially harmful things.
However, while oiling the plade, it seems i dont realize that the blade might be sharp enough to cut through cloth. After a brief distraction, ive slid the distrubingly sharp thing halfways into my hand.
Its not stupid, really, its just the contrast between what i was doing and what happened.
However, while oiling the plade, it seems i dont realize that the blade might be sharp enough to cut through cloth. After a brief distraction, ive slid the distrubingly sharp thing halfways into my hand.
Its not stupid, really, its just the contrast between what i was doing and what happened.