E3 2009, if all your dreams were to come true...

[microhive]

Blizzard's own convention will own E3. They sold all their tickets within 15 minutes of availability compared to their first in 2005 which took 3 months to sell out.

Activision Blizzard will attend the convention.

"Activision recently announced that it would be returning to E3 after dropping out in 2008"

 

[Twilight_guy]

1. Pre-order your copy of Diablo 3 now!
2. Kingdom Hearts 3 to be released early next year!
3. Valve gives a preview of their soon to be released sniper update for TF2.
4. Nintendo revels a new trifecta of upcoming games, a new Legend of Zelda game, a new Metroid game and a new Mario game!.

And the really crazy stuff:
5. Microsoft releases a double-your-money-back guarantee on there new version of the X-box.
6. Gaming community agrees to stop hating on the Wii and acknowledge that it is good for the community.
7. Casual gamers of a few months ago begin to mingle into new fields of more "hardcore" titles.
(This will actually happen eventually just not this fast).
8. New Nintendo VR suit demonstration.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Announcing that the BioShock 2 information was just a joke and that you won't have to play as a Big Daddy.

Beyond Good and Evil 2 information

Dead Rising 2 information

A good survival horror game gets announced

Gears of War 3 information

Valve annocing a brand new game

 

[jh322]

tl;dr

easy. microsoft and sony sign an agreement to produce each others controllers with cross compatibility, kojima announces MG:Raiden, nintendo tell us that they're going to produce games bundled with a decent controller, so that we can have a use for the console other than fucking waggling.

also...rock band/guitar hero "Queen". if there isn't one already...i know there's a singstar..

 

[Simalacrum]

Sony would announce that they're reducing the price of the PS3 to a penny,

Nintendo will actually listen to their fans and commit genocide against all their stupid "casual" audience (ok maaaybe a bit far),

Apple would come in and introduce the iGame and announce Mac's will actually have games to play,

then to compensate the Big 3 would join together to create the PSWii60, with a free upgrade for every owner of any system (except the casual audience, who would be dead anyway), with all games for each platform being compatible with the new system

Diablo 3 by December

You're right, it is a dream. Seriusly, you'll be having grandchildren by the time that game comes out.

if thats the case then historians will be unearthing the ancient origins of Duke Nukem: Forever in the 41st millenium lol (from then and now they will have released about 10 screenshots! maybe even...*gulp* another teaser?!

 

[Kraukz]

A proper* release date for Mass Effect 2

* = Within a week after the end of E3

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Nintendo starts giving a fuck about their core audience.

Hah, then the Wii will shit unicorns... Who is their core audience?

I meant to say the people that stuck by them in the NES, SNES, N64 and Gamecube days. The people who willingly bought new additions of old and new franchises to support them. Now they completely forgot them in favor of the soccer moms and grandmas.

Btw.... I think the Wii shits unicorns (as funny as that sounds) already happened. Does shovelware for ponies/unicorns/pets count?

 

[hazabaza1]

Gears three with an actual ENDING. Not just suspense for another sequel.
Dead rising 2 for everyone in the audience, and it is fantastical and epic.
Another game with RE 4 style gameplay on the Wii.
Assassin's creed 2 with all improved freerunning and assassination skills.

 

[Pyre00]

-Everyone at Bungie and Blizzard commit mass suicide, immediatley after handing over the company to the original people on the Diablo series.
-The rest of the updates for TF2 are released instantly
-Saint's Row 3 Announced
-Nintendo apologizes to everyone who bought the Wii and invites us to come on down and beat them to death with bamboo sticks.
-Sins of a Solar Empire 2 Announced, with an actual story mode this time.
-Battlefield 2143/2142 II
-WoW is closed forever and it's name is stricken from history. Saying the words "Warcraft" or "WoW" in reference to the game is now punishable by death. No company can ever make a game that can be acronym'd to "WOW"

 

[jebussaves88]

-Sega come back to hardware.
-Gunstar Heroes has a modern version announced for Xbox 360, which will actually be a joy to play as well as a visual mindfuck.
-Frankie Boyle is announced as the main characters voice for Halo 3: ODST
-Firefly, the RPG (the whole series just reeked KOTOR to me)
-Capcom announces it is developing a Sonic game for Sega in order to revive the poor bastard to a level of somewhat higher grandeur.
-Nintendo announce they've realised that the silver cloud they're sitting on has a black jagged lining, and announce a series of new IP's as well as some sequels to games people actually want.
-Sony realise the brand won't sell itself, and make some fucking effort to properly compete.
-Panzer Dragoon Saga 2

 

[joytex]

lets see...
New Zelda for the Wii
The Elder scrolls V
Kid Icarus
no more heroes 2 out this year

 

[elitecrewer]

Dragon Age's system requirements are revealed, and it turns out it will run on my computer.

It's never going to happen, but a man can dream.

They won't run on your PC, and you'll instead resolve to beat BG 1 & 2 once more each.

Anyway, in the perfect E3...

-consoles would all be removed, leaving only the PC

-Starcraft 2 would *not* be released in 3 chunks

-World of Starcraft would be announced

-Half Life 3 would be announced, and dated

-Interplay, Black Isle and Infocom would all be resurrected from the dead

-A cap on shooting games would be announced -> only 10 to be released a year, mostly made by Valve, Crytek and whoever it was who developed UT 99 (I forget)

-Final Fantasy 13 would *not* be going to 360.. heh.

 

[Anachronism]

Dragon Age's system requirements are revealed, and it turns out it will run on my computer.

It's never going to happen, but a man can dream.

They won't run on your PC, and you'll instead resolve to beat BG 1 & 2 once more each..

Probably true, to be honest. Although I may just get NWN and KotOR instead. By the way, I was well aware that Dragon Age would never run on my crapbox.

A cap on shooting games would be announced -> only 10 to be released a year, mostly made by Valve, Crytek and whoever it was who developed UT 99 (I forget)

Why would you want Epic to be one of the three shooter devs left? You contradicted your earlier statement about PCs there, because they only develop for consoles now! Why?!

 

[T-Bone24]

Nintendo announces all that family friendly stuff was an elaborate prank, and a new zelda, mario and metroid game are announced along with plenty EPIC new content......

Sony drops the PS3 price.....

Microsoft gives Sony some of their DLC they bought and the Sony can afford to drop the price......

Microsoft announces that Windows LIVE was a joke and they're refunding all who paid and giving them all free cookies.......

EA announces a new console..... imagine, all those exclusives on one console, it'll be the one console to end the fanboy wars, all fanboys will slowly float towards it and give up their hatred.......

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

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1. Naughty Dog would make jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier, for the PS3 aswell.
2. A new Burnout game, or at least a teaser.
3. Ingame footage trailers of Assassins creed 2 modern warfare 2 and bad company 2.
4. Price sink of the PS3.

ND isnt making The Lost Frontier....

THEY ARE MAKING A NEW JAK & DAXTER GAME?!

 

[elitecrewer]

Why would you want Epic to be one of the three shooter devs left? You contradicted your earlier statement about PCs there, because they only develop for consoles now! Why?!

I'm counting the original UT to have been developed by Digital Extremes, not Epic. That said, DE have made some rubbish since... Dark Sector, if memory serves.

 

[sgtshock]

Eidos brings back all the people from the defunct Ion Storm and Looking Glass to make Deus Ex 3 and Thief 4 respectively.

Dead Rising 2 announced to have Frank West as the main character again, and to feature autosaves.

Creative Assembly announces Rome 2: Total War

Valve releases HL2: Episode 3 trailer, release date is given as 2009 (and they actually keep it).