E3 has been pretty bad this year compared to previous ones. My Quick Highlight Summary:
EA: Sports Games Circlejerk, We're doing the free maps and gamemodes thing with Battlefront 2 now (are we the good guys yet?) but not Battlefield as we're too invested in the money it will bring, A Way Out which we totally plan to have interesting challenges in and Anthem is something new we're doing but we are not going to tell you actual details today as Microsoft paid us for our footage.
Microsoft: Xbox One Scorpio has been renamed by Prof. Utonium and will be releasing in November as the true 4K and someone is getting fired over this edition, Decent Reveal of new Metro Game, Ori: More fantasy platforming in 4K, State of Decay 2: The name fits edition, Sea of Thieves: the latest from Microsoft's Imprisoned and Impoverished dev team, Crackdown 3: We'll just gloss over this as it doesn't bring us as much appeal as it did when we shilled it the first two times, More LiS: Circlejerk to Teenage angster Chloe edition (find out why she was chosen to be a sacrifice for the ancient bay city old gods, possible links to Vampyr or a completely invaluable story like the last one?), a bunch of indie games ranging from meh to alright and finally Destiny 3: Hal- I mean the Anthem Reveal with a CGI Cutscene and completely scripted 'gameplay' trailer and pretty bad VO. Did I mention that it's Destiny?
Bethesda: Circlejerk about games that have been out for ages, shilling Legends as it's not making them enough money, ESO just got an expansion so please go buy it, Oh hey guess what Fallout 4 and Doom for VR (no not that Doom another Doom named VFR or something similar) it's totally worth it!, oh remember we said we were bringing skyrim to the switch? we're still doing that but not saying when, for now just check out how a link Amibo will dress you in some guys armour mod, oh hey did we say mods? yeah paid modding is back and in our favour, modders will see barely anything from credits whilst we say thank you, what's that about thanks? No wait tanks? goofy Wolfenstein 2 reveal set in America, the BJ is back and his accent sounds stronger than ever also he lost his legs, drama, Dishonored 2 dlc, also The Evil Within 2: Electric Boogaloo (we'll explain even less in this one so we can feel justified in making a third), Best thing is all we have shown is being released this year. [sub][sub][sub][sub]What even Skyrim on Switch?[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub] No put your hand down as we're prioritising paid modding over it.
I hope tomorrow actually has some worth.
EA: Sports Games Circlejerk, We're doing the free maps and gamemodes thing with Battlefront 2 now (are we the good guys yet?) but not Battlefield as we're too invested in the money it will bring, A Way Out which we totally plan to have interesting challenges in and Anthem is something new we're doing but we are not going to tell you actual details today as Microsoft paid us for our footage.
Microsoft: Xbox One Scorpio has been renamed by Prof. Utonium and will be releasing in November as the true 4K and someone is getting fired over this edition, Decent Reveal of new Metro Game, Ori: More fantasy platforming in 4K, State of Decay 2: The name fits edition, Sea of Thieves: the latest from Microsoft's Imprisoned and Impoverished dev team, Crackdown 3: We'll just gloss over this as it doesn't bring us as much appeal as it did when we shilled it the first two times, More LiS: Circlejerk to Teenage angster Chloe edition (find out why she was chosen to be a sacrifice for the ancient bay city old gods, possible links to Vampyr or a completely invaluable story like the last one?), a bunch of indie games ranging from meh to alright and finally Destiny 3: Hal- I mean the Anthem Reveal with a CGI Cutscene and completely scripted 'gameplay' trailer and pretty bad VO. Did I mention that it's Destiny?
Bethesda: Circlejerk about games that have been out for ages, shilling Legends as it's not making them enough money, ESO just got an expansion so please go buy it, Oh hey guess what Fallout 4 and Doom for VR (no not that Doom another Doom named VFR or something similar) it's totally worth it!, oh remember we said we were bringing skyrim to the switch? we're still doing that but not saying when, for now just check out how a link Amibo will dress you in some guys armour mod, oh hey did we say mods? yeah paid modding is back and in our favour, modders will see barely anything from credits whilst we say thank you, what's that about thanks? No wait tanks? goofy Wolfenstein 2 reveal set in America, the BJ is back and his accent sounds stronger than ever also he lost his legs, drama, Dishonored 2 dlc, also The Evil Within 2: Electric Boogaloo (we'll explain even less in this one so we can feel justified in making a third), Best thing is all we have shown is being released this year. [sub][sub][sub][sub]What even Skyrim on Switch?[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub] No put your hand down as we're prioritising paid modding over it.
I hope tomorrow actually has some worth.