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[BakaMick]

My alarm clock is in my bathroom, so when i get up to turn it off i have no reason to go back to bed, i jus get on with the 3 S' ("s**t, shower, shave" for those who dont know)

 

[Andaxay]

Have two alarm clocks. It works for me.

I have three. Still managed to sleep through them all a couple of weeks ago, and was late for work.

The whole "put it at the other side of the room" used to work for me, but now the noise isn't even affecting my sleep anymore. If you can get an alarm that increases in volume the longer it's on, that works. But don't keep it next to you.

 

[WheresMyCow]

You could fiddle with your alarm clock so instead of ringing it electrocutes you, I'm not entirely sure how to do it on modern alarm clocks or even if it's possible.
But it will be that jolt of energy you need to get up and go!
Get it?Jolt?

 

[SomeBritishDude]

put your alarm clock on the other side of the room so you have to walk to it to shut it up.

I get up, turn it off and go back to bed. A lot of this is will power. Sorry.

If you live with someone get them to make you a cup of coffee and place it next to your bed. That always gets me up.

 

[KaiRai]

Buy one of those alarms that has a stupidly complex puzzle to shut it up or something.
You can get ones that run off and hide too, so by the time you've caught the little shit you're awake AND you've had a little workout!!

2 birds, one stone my friend.

 

[GoldenRaz]

Use multiple alarm clocks who have different alarms. I've tried it myself, and a phone that plays loud and energetic music while my alarm clock does the good old annoying beeping sound always gets me out of bed.

 

[Beefcakes]

Just don't get up in the morning
Work and school aren't worth it anyway
...
...
The best way to get up in the mornings is to have something worth getting up for
Like knowing the love of your life will be at work today
Or some great mates are waiting at Macca's for breakfast this morning
Or say to yourself that once you get up, you can get to work, then on the way home, get yourself something awesome for being awesome enough to get out of bed
Because trust me, I know its not an easy task

And I don't care what anyone else says, it gets freakin' cold in Australia, down into negative temperatures, so stop saying its so much worse for yourself
And you know what sucks? While it goes negative, we still don't get snow down where I live...
Sad Face...

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Not sure if it was here or another forum, but I remember some guy going on about how he set his alarm, locked it in his drawer, then put the key to his drawer downstairs.