Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Dango]

I apologize, your Neo badge is now diamonds.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm sorry, you're on a horse...

 

[Sacman]

I'm not...

 

[Roxas1359]

It's a cow...

 

[Sassafrass]

It's not a cow, it;s a unicorn who wants your kidney.

[sup]We're going to Candy Mountain, Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie![/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I was that unicorn...

 

[Sassafrass]

I lured you into hat van...

 

[Dango]

I'm sorry, hat vans don't exist. Although they sound awesome.

 

[Roxas1359]

I invested in hat vans...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I destroyed your favourite hat van.

 

[Dango]

I bought that hat van for his birthday.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I married your hat van.

 

[Dango]

Your hat van is cheating on you with another hat van.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I found out that you're Maury Povich.

 

[Dango]

I know your shoe size.

Spoiler: Also, I'm a terrible MS Paint artist

 

[Sassafrass]

I know your embarrassing secret hobby... [http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/images/press-photos/lloyd_kaufman/lk_with_gun_up_dress.jpg]

 

[TheDoctor455]

I told Anonymous where to find you.

They had me at gunpoint!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I found you out...you're the toothfairy!

 

[TheDoctor455]

No... I just seem to be the toothfairy because I used total anesthetic on you.

 

[Scde2]

I...need advice on how a human can have sexual relations with a Turian... >>